Thinkers Go After Women, Minorities and Babies
Tuesday, March 16: Our President and savior Barack Obama may actually be an incarnation of the long dead and often celebrated Jesus of Christian mythology, but the Brookings Institution is nonetheless convinced that religion was left out of the 2008 election. They ask if God will make a comeback in the 2010 elections and, if so, how many Democrats he will strike down before they remember that religion and 9/11 are for conservative use only. [Brookings Institution] MORE »










Does the RNC think this is funny, endorsing the enemy’s language during America’s War on Israel? [
While Morgan Griffith is now merely majority leader of the Virginia House of Delegates, one day he shall become the Republican White Obama, of Ancient Prophecy. Because why the fuck not, right? This is some Real American cred here: “Griffith also has an odd fondness for dressing up like one of his heroes, Revolutionary War Gen. Andrew Lewis. That’s a little strange, but there’s something about him I’ve always found even stranger: Griffith was married five years ago in Salem’s East Hill Cemetery, next to the dead general’s grave.” Actually, not Real American enough, nevermind, GTFO — Confederate generals would be more American. [
Arlen Specter is such a loser he would do anything to win, such as RADICALLY shifting his positions from those of a liberal Republican to a conservative Democrat! Just so that he could stay a senator, which offers zero perks except the
Are you one of the fistful of Americans who cares what Rielle Hunter does with her life since she bravely bore the child of the android
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