Rumors on the Internets: Gee But It’s Great To Be Back Home

* Bush pines for his Crawford crib. [HuffPo]
* Tell Congress exactly whose house America is. [PowerLine]
* Looking for a split-level in a good school district with minimal air raid attacks? Check out a liberal democracy. [Dean's World]
* Move to Massachusetts and break your legs. Don’t cost nothin’. [Q and O]
* Or stay home; can you really afford not to? [Boi From Troy]