Wonkette

* Gang war eruptz in Logan Circle! 5-0 Mob versuz the New Commandment Baptist Church Crewz, Beat downz imminent! [DCeiver]* Who has to park a car when you can just get trapped for eternity in this circle of doom? [Washington Oculus]

* Ancient manuscripts! Divinely inspired! Get your apostolic-church-foundation-shaking ancient manuscripts here! [Gridskipper]