Wonkette

From Overheard in the Office:

Intern, answering phone: Good afternoon, Science Committee…Mike*, Buzz Aldrin is on the line.

Mike*, rolling his eyes: Oh shit.

Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, D.C.

Ok gang, get to it: Who’s Mike and who does he work for (here are your choices)? And why isn’t he happy to hear from THE SECOND MAN ON THE GODDAMN MOON, the ingrate?

Guy’s a Total Psycho. I Broke up With Him Months Ago, But He Won’t Stop Calling. [OitO]