The new issue of the New Republic has a monster on the cover. It is a pre-pubescent Space Kangaroo that harvests on liberal misery. The New Republic says that we cannot make this “thing” the Democratic nominee for president; instead we have to choose either the lady or the black guy, still, for months. The Space Kangaroo will be burned and buried near Yucca Mountain, along with Mark Penn. [TNR]
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