- Heard on the Hill: Nancy Pelosi’s office has a prankster on the loose… Hillary Clinton has a history with philandering men… Every crazy in Idaho is trying to take Larry Craig’s seat… Everyone wants the Jayhawks in their district. [Roll Call]
- Reliable Source: Barack Obama deemed the most poker friendly candidate by inspiration for 21. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: Rep. Randy Neugebauer’s cuisine has reigned supreme… Perez Hilton joins Michael Bloomberg’s already confusing guest list… New reader task: find where Jenna’s registered. [Examiner]
- In the Know: Actress Kerry Washington gushes about her “date” with Rep. Arthur Davis… Rep. Brad Sherman is feeling a little more Desperate these days. [The Hill]
- Shenanigans: Randi Rhodes thinks Hillary’s a ho… Sen. Debbie Stabenow’s husband likes his girls optimistic… What D.C. needs is more tourists. [Politico]
- The Sleuth: David Obey is a blues man… Clinton asked to “talk sexy.” [WP]
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