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Hah! You’re all suckers.
Bin Laden has a hand in this, I know it.
I can comment. And you can’t…
In honor of Obama, I have changed my fur color to black.
I CAN’T COMMENT UNLESS I USE ALL CAPS AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
Hah! If you have to have the nanny’s fix it for you manually, the terrorist win.
Maybe after they finish getting everybody up and commenting, maybe they’ll make the pictures bigger. Then I could see your wally-pug-nis.
LOLZ. I noticed that Firefox isn’t refreshing teh page every time now. I have to keep CTRL+F5′ing. Which was kind of funny that I was like, “WTF, Barry Hussein won! Whyn’t Wonky update us with some news?” I thought I was going to have to go look and see what Tweety was saying or something.” By the way I’m glad to shed my old name/identity. Sadly I still get turned down on credit card apps.
Screw the tech tards. The lack of a reply button is severely dampening my will to comment.
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The mimes demand to be heard! Well, you know …
[re=6609]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Oooh, awkward.
Funny thing is I can comment on all posts except the “Relive WALNUTS’ Big Speech In All Its Failure” one. Weird…
Guess it just wasn’t meant to be. You’ll all just have to be denied my razor-sharp wit.
This may be helpful (though may have been mentioned already) if you’re using an older browser, you may not be able to login even if you dump your history, cache, cookies etc.
On my old home computer, I had to do all that and then re-click the email link the new Wonkette sent me to verify my humanity, even though I had already done this from the two computers I use at work (and was able to re-register and log in there).
a conciliatory note to those of you still locked out: eat it, you clowns!
[re=6609]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I think he was kidding. But it’s sometimes hard to tell.
I can comment but can’t browse through all my comments on my profile, like on the gawker platform. Sob.
[re=6622]graceless*[/re]: I’m really just trying to help out without looking like I am. It’s a social disease, I tells ya.
If none of that works, you should just except that you are a loser, and that the popular kids don’t like you, no mater what your mother says.
[re=6616]Eclectablog[/re]: It might be the embedded YouTube video. I can’t seem to comment on any posts that feature a YouTube video, which is tragic, because I had so many thoughts about Laura Dern as Katherine Harris in recount.
Since I’m not nearly so clever as I was a year ago,
I would be willing to accept offers for my “status” as commenter.
I’ll open the bidding wars that will surely ensue with
a reserve of one 750ml bottle of Old Bushmills.
If you want the avatar too, it’ll cost extra.
Test test test Test
Thanks, tunamelt. That’s probably it because our corporate firewall blocks the YouTubes. *shakes fist at corporate firewall*
It’s like they want me to work or something. Hmmmph.
[re=6662]choinski[/re]: It’s not working, choinski. Better keep trying.
[re=6665]Eclectablog[/re]: Yeah, it’s only annoying because it didn’t used to be like that. Drat the Man.
Curious, my test displays my original image (snowman) and not the current image (Brian Griffin), which I changed days ago.
I am in !!!!
It says to me: Welcome back, “Michael Bauser”!
Gosh, suspicious much? Who would pretend to be named ‘Michael Bauser?’
This is a test of the emergency Wonkette posting system.
Mein Fuehrer, I can comment again!
[re=6891]WadISay[/re]: Welcome back, “my friends.”
[re=6905]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: It was awful! I spent a week being drawn toward a great light, I thought I had been banned, then a voice said, it’s not your time yet. If certain technical support people were secunded to the Iranian nuclear program, we could all breathe a lot easier, know what I mean?
People: All of our old comments are on Idolator ??? The time warp continues. Does this mean I can login to gawker even though I never have before?
[re=6953]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You always could login to gawker. Or jezebel. Or any of those sites. And all of your old comments are still in existence, plus your secret wall and stuff.
[re=7080]tunamelt[/re]: Thank God. I don’t know where I would be without all those Tony the Tiger love notes.
[re=7207]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Those are timeless.
Such stylish sheets you have…wonkma.
The better technocute you.
testing… testing…
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