• February 13, 2012

ISN’T THAT JUST SOME GAY DISEASE THOUGH?: According to Andrew Sullivan’s gay Congressional ESP, Sen. David Vitter, who likes to have diaper sex with prostitutes left and right, is the “only Senator opposing the removal of the HIV travel and immigration ban” from “The United States President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief,” a.k.a. PEPFAR. What kind of godforsaken world do we live in where David Vitter is the only guy who doesn’t want Americans getting AIDS from these foreign gays who come here and start coughing everywhere? [Andrew Sullivan]

{ 35 comments }

Tawmn June 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm

at least he’s bipartisan about his diaper sex. That’s sooo inclusive!

SayItWithWookies June 26, 2008 at 5:26 pm

Does Dubya really have an emergency plan to combat a disease that was first identified in 1983? I’m sure he would’ve gotten around to it sooner, except there was no convenient pile of rubble to stand on.
So what’s next on the agenda, folks? Shall we roll up our sleeves and clean up after the Great Chicago Fire? C’mon, we’ve got a legacy to build here!

GlennBecksTaint June 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm

HIV travel ban? How did the Pope get a loophole?

anabellum June 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm

c’mon give Vitter a break… he just thinks establishing a national diaper exchance program should have higher priority…

ronaldpagan June 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm

If you’re banging hookers, you clearly want as few of them to have AIDS as possible.

Oliver June 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Where was the photo taken? The Senate Cloakroom?

graceless June 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm

I don’t have a senator, but if I did, I’d ask him to support diaper-boy. I would.

weirdiowasculpture June 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm

He figures if foreigners have AIDS they probably got it having sex, and if they’re having sex, they probably have a bigger penis than he does, so we better keep them out.

weirdiowasculpture June 26, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Do supporters of the president’s plan hold PEPFAR rallies?

anabellum June 26, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=25704]ronaldpagan[/re]:”If you’re banging hookers, you clearly want as few of them to have AIDS as possible.”

dead on…but it doesnt explain his support of easing tariffs on the import of phillipino/korean/chinese women does it?…

Gopherit v2.0 June 26, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Mommy, why is the man violating that cute little elephant?

Tawmn June 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm

[re=25712]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Honey, that’s a republican furry.

Gopherit v2.0 June 26, 2008 at 5:43 pm

[re=25711]anabellum[/re]: dead on…but it doesnt explain his support of easing tariffs on the import of phillipino/korean/chinese women does it?…

They’re not among the focus countries……so bring ‘em in and show ‘em where the XXL Huggies are. Vitter’s getting lonely!

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 5:48 pm

…maybe I’m a sick twisted fukk, but how in the hell does this guy go a day without receiving a 100 packs of pampers in the mail or on his desk?! If I was in the senate I would be leaving them all over his office when he isn’t around!!!

anabellum June 26, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=25716]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: [re=25716]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: “They’re not among the focus countries……so bring ‘em in and show ‘em where the XXL Huggies are. Vitter’s getting lonely!”

very true…and according to todays exchange rate going for something around $1.42 a pound…

graceless June 26, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=25717]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: He appreciates all the thoughtful gifts…

InsidiousTuna June 26, 2008 at 5:54 pm

[re=25717]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: The interns take them all and put them in WALNUTS’ office.

qwerty42 June 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm

What is odd is that that the Administration and most of the Senate are on board for passage. He’s a nut.

ManchuCandidate June 26, 2008 at 5:56 pm

People. People. People.

He’ll vote for the removal if they throw in a Diaper Rash Amendment.

anabellum June 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm

[re=25717]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: im not in Vitters district, but close to it ….and i can honestly say people havent forgotten….but then again Louisiana politics make most over states political systems appear to shine with purity…

perhaps i should mention that Vitter got elected in the first place through one of the bigger political dirty tricks ever….just to give you an idea, David Duke played an important part…

Mr. Herpes June 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm

The more you learn about Vitter, the more obvious it becomes that buying some pussy is the SMARTEST thing the dumb buttplug has ever done. I wonder if she called him Infant 9?

shortsshortsshorts June 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm

I fucking hate David Vitter. I can’t even joke about what an asshole he is. Fuck you Vitter.

1ofUS June 26, 2008 at 6:46 pm

I hate fucking David Vitter. I can’t even poke about that asshole of his. Plus, he makes his aids pay and they’re cheap.

masterdebater June 26, 2008 at 8:26 pm

[re=25695]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Of course he has a plan! Do you think your president is the kind of guy who would sit around reading a book while America was attacked?

shortsshortsshorts June 26, 2008 at 8:36 pm

[re=25810]masterdebater[/re]: …and a little guitar while teh blacks float away?

Speed Ball June 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Vitter is an elephant furry? Funny. I would have figured he was an otter or seal guy.

American Dreamer June 26, 2008 at 9:47 pm

[re=25813]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I think they should ban people with STDs from traveling from one state to another. Heck lets ban people with STDs from even leaving their house! That would prevent ShortShortShorts from ever leaving his house!

kellygrrrl June 26, 2008 at 9:55 pm

I hear that diaper-to-diaper transmitted AIDS is especially resistant to antiviral therapies

American Dreamer June 26, 2008 at 9:59 pm

I could imagine that Vitter could get hepatitis from dirty diapers but not AIDS.

KTHXBAI June 26, 2008 at 10:30 pm

He and that astronaut chick should hook up and have lots of AIDS-free vadgeseks. That’s just a fun time for everyone.

shortsshortsshorts June 26, 2008 at 11:09 pm

[re=25835]American Dreamer[/re]: I got them all from you, Tony, and you never called back. Whats up with that?

ForeignSickSpecialist June 27, 2008 at 9:45 am

[re=25765]1ofUS[/re]: Vitter makes his AIDS pay? Maybe there’s a major economic value in keeping the rest of the HIV carriers out of the country.

elburrito June 27, 2008 at 10:04 am

It’s kind of unfair to judge Vitter’s Senate career based solely on his dalliance with the DC Madam’s agency. Remember, he was also banging whores back in Louisiana, too.

artbot2000 June 27, 2008 at 11:16 am

[re=25704]ronaldpagan[/re]:

Oh Ronnie, Diaper sex does not for the most part include “banging hookers.”

What I always found funniest about the whole adult baby scene was that the Babies had to pay top dollar to have their bottoms wiped, while down the street at the nursing nome, drooling seniors on social security get the same service from imported aliens working for minimum wage.

thefrontpage June 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Who the heck is Andrew Sullivan?

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