• February 14, 2012

Both of these people are terrible.John McCain and Barack Obama are two of the rudest men alive, and the proof is that one likes to bawl out his colleagues in the most unprintable terms imaginable while the other one refuses to write on childrens’ hands. Let’s learn more about these savage creeps and the many rules of etiquette they have broken.

  • At first it looked like Barack Obama refused to trade terrorist fist jabs with a little boy, but in fact he was refusing to write his name on the kid’s hand. (Video here.) This is probably because he knows what kind of price an Obama-autographed human hand would fetch on eBay, and he is an elitist who doesn’t want the Poors to get rich on his autographs.
  • Barack Obama called a reporter “sweetie” and then issued an insincere-sounding apology.
  • He also yelled at a racist old lady once.
  • John McCain called his wife That Word that one time.
  • John McCain is also constantly flying into fits of rage, usually when he’s feeling defensive about the latest terrible thing he’s done.

America should have a do-over on this whole election and nominate the courteous, clean-cut dog torturer and the lady who repaid almost $90,000 worth of gifts from her shady friends when it became too embarrassingly tacky to hold on to them.

{ 27 comments }

columnv July 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Why does it look like J-McCain is getting a knob job or is getting a thumb shoved up his ojo de culo?

AngryBlakGuy July 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

…loving Barry’s Mussolini-esque pose!

MoodProcessor July 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

[re=29325]columnv[/re]: I think that’s a before an after (reversed order on the images, I know) of the first or second meeting of Obee and the Mack.

btw, Obama yelled at that racist oldster because when he was walking outside she crossed the street when she saw him coming.

Shypixel July 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm

[re=29325]columnv[/re]: They snapped that pic right after Walnuts found out that most people’s doctors do NOT use their penises to perform prostrate exams.

AxmxZ July 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm

That chin-tilt always cracks me up. Like, seriously, what on Earth calls it forth? What does one have to say or do for Barry to do *that* at them? The only thing I can think of is someone’s scratching the back of his head, and he’s leaning into it.

shortsshortsshorts July 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm

But Ron Paul is a perfect gentleman.

tunamelt July 3, 2008 at 1:29 pm

John McCain wears white after Labor Day.

NedPepper July 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm

[re=29328]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Let us hope Barry does not wind up swinging from his ankles upside down on fire as El Dooouchee did at the end of his campaign.

SayItWithWookies July 3, 2008 at 1:38 pm

[re=29338]tunamelt[/re]: John McCrone applauds between movements. Also at the symphony.

Mumble Softly July 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Well at least I am not the only chair moistener stuck in the office on this holiday pre weekend….

bada bing !!

tunamelt July 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm

[re=29354]SayItWithWookies[/re]: John McCain stole me Lucky Charms!

tunamelt July 3, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=29366]Mumble Softly[/re]: I’m going to Catalina Island for the weekend. This is the worst day ever because I am not there yet.

Mumble Softly July 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm

[re=29370]tunamelt[/re]: WORST DAY EVER — SO FAR, SO FAR SON .

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

John McCain ate your potato chip that looked like Jesus.

AngryBlakGuy July 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm

[re=29340]NedPepper[/re]: …nah, he has entirely too much style for that. More likely he would be crucified!!!

TGY July 3, 2008 at 2:08 pm

[re=29334]AxmxZ[/re]: The chin-tilt is a sign of a Mussolini moment. Channelling “Il Duce”, you know.

TGY July 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Oh, crap. [re=29391]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: already pegged that one. Sorry! GMTA or SMSD, whatevs.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm

John McCain makes Baby Jesus cry.

obfuscator July 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm

[re=29334]AxmxZ[/re]:

He’s either imitating Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson or he’s trying to smell one of his own elitist farts. (They smell like latte and superiority)

user-of-owls July 3, 2008 at 2:43 pm

When John McCain sets the table, he puts the salad fork to the LEFT of the fish fork. Barbarian.

AxmxZ July 3, 2008 at 3:10 pm

[re=29394]TGY[/re]: [re=29442]obfuscator[/re]: I like the Mussolini version better.

Servo July 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Barry looks like he’s getting one helluva blow-job.

Canuckledragger July 3, 2008 at 4:36 pm

[re=29538]Servo[/re]: Where was Wheelie when that picture was taken? Or RonniePagan?

gurukalehuru July 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm

O.K. here’s what we know: 1992, Senate Campaign, almost undoubtedly in Arizona, end of a long day. Present were the following, at the very least: John McCain, Cindy McCain, Wes Cole, Doug Gullet, and 3 anonymous (but from Arizona) reporters. Shouldn’t somebody be able to figure out the missing bits just by looking at a few back issues of the Arizona Republic? I mean, the number of possibles on those 3 reporters is probably less than 50. Whatever happened to investigative journalism?
I want confirmation on this story, dammit.

gurukalehuru July 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Barry had probably sized up that room and figured that kid for a young neo-con troublemaker, and he suspected some kind of skullduggery and signature desecration, was imminent.

ronaldpagan July 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Cute video! And, duh, Obama didn’t sign that kid’s hand because he hates whiteys.

donner_froh July 4, 2008 at 12:56 am

Knowing the value of a hand autographed by the not yet President, Barry refused to be a part of the boy’s dismemberment and the sale of the signed parts on ebay.

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