• February 13, 2012

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TGY July 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Delicious July 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I’ve been waiting all day for you to post this so i can say:

Fuck Reid and Pelosi. Worst. Congress. Ever.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm

What!? Didn’t we just celebrate National Corvette Independence Day?

freakishlystrong July 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Yeah, the anhilation of the Forth Ammendment!

The Neoskeptic July 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm

NATION OF RETARDS: can you even name YOUR senators and congressman?

nbawriter July 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Down with the Congress and their Smoot-Hawley Tariff!

(That’s topical … right?)

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm

[re=31276]The Neoskeptic[/re]: I have no voting representation in Congress. Am I allowed to complain about the job they’re doing?

shortsshortsshorts July 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm

[re=31273]freakishlystrong[/re]: YES! DOWN WITH IT! And take the 1st, 14th and 15th with you. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? No more votes for women either!
They’re workin’ hard. Workin’ Saturday. Workin’ Sunday. It’s HARD.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=6&f=00&tt=9&bt=0&bts=1&zu=http%3A//www.simsadler.com/
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

See there are many things happening in Congress! Err, “were” happening.

Truculent July 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Fuck it. Let’s close the Capitol to save on the air conditioning expense. Everyone does a 90-minute conference call three times a week and be done with it. It’s not like it would cut into productivity or anything.

Johnny Zhivago July 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm

[re=31282]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: You must be either a Canadian or a resident of the District of Columbia. Either way, no one in Congress cares what you think!

Johnny Zhivago July 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

[re=31276]The Neoskeptic[/re]: I think you can name your congressman. I just named mine Mr. Fluffles.

SayItWithWookies July 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

What’s more alarming is that the other 91% say their most trusted news source is Entertainment Tonight.

TGY July 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm

[re=31276]The Neoskeptic[/re]: Saxby Chambliss and Johnny Isakson, unfortunately. But also David Scott, who’s cool.

I recommend anybody who doesn’t know go to http://www.govtrack.us. It’s fun! Well, not really. Maybe after a few shots it’d be fun, though.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm

[re=31292]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: I’ll give you a hint: Like our Latin American name-sake, we have a cocaine “problem”, insomuch as I can’t seem to find any when I need it, like right now.

freakishlystrong July 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm

grrr.”Fourth”…I’m losing that right so I fergat hows to spellz it…

columnv July 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Are they working on any truck nutz related legislation?

roundofapplause July 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm

naming post offices. god forbid one goes with out a name while we figure out what to do with….oh i dont know, Iraq maybe?

Servo July 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Absolutely spineless. They’re waiting for that mean Mr. Bush to leave so they can be assured of no resistance to their legislation.

Big Al1317 July 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=31276]The Neoskeptic[/re]: I can: Mr. Sucks, Mr. Suckier, and Mr. Suckiest

Seanibus July 8, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Who are the idiot 9 percent who think that Congress is really on top of things?

Servo July 8, 2008 at 1:57 pm

[re=31350]Seanibus[/re]:
Like Congress, they too are getting dressed for the big ball in Denver.

pondscum July 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm

My senator, Mr. Obama, is running around the country trying to die on Hillary’s plane.

bitchincamaro July 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Certainly I can name my NY congresswo/man, thanks to you muzzie luvin’ bed-wetter commanist hop-head anti-pantsuit cat-haters.

Guppy06 July 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm

When was the last time that voter satisfaction with Congress mattered, anyway? It could be down at 0% and everybody’d still vote for their incumbents anyway. Remember: the House of Representative is made up of 434 voting asshats and 1 person who walks on water.

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