Did you miss the daytime teevee shows because you have to “work” somewhere? Don’t worry, just relax with a dough-nut or whatever and enjoy this charming interview with the whole Obama family, including rarely seen stepson “Urkel.” When you’re done with the video, remember to check out the “Top 10 Weird Animals.” Platypus, wtf? [Today Show]
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So they’re pimpin’ out the girls to keep it real with O-man and his Baby ObamaMomma? Where’s David Schuster on this one?
Interesting … a passionate debate between the wife and kids about whether Dad’s a douche or a dork.
You can see the whitey hate in Michelle’s eyes. Racist.
Well, that’s it! Minty gum only? No Juicy Fruit?
I’m voting for McCain!
I want to be adopted!
Why is he wearing a long-sleeve shirt? Is he hiding gang-tatoos?
Awww, his daughters are seriously cute. Luckily, they’re not old enough to be boozin’, bar-hoppin’ sluts like the Bush daughters or Chels. Not that sluts aren’t dear to our hearts, but…
Also, Michelle looks like she could thrash anybody. He might think about trying to get her appointed as ‘House Whip’ or something.
I hope that when Barry loses, he tells his kids “We don’t have a dog now because you were less telegenic than McCain’s eleventeen children.”
Man, Daddy gets *no* love. Now I know why he’s running for President – his self-esteem needs a boost.
That was cute and real. I’d love to see a night at WALNUTS! house with the kids. I bet Cindy gets slappy after her 5 o’clock cocktail: 5 Tom Collins and a bucket of pills.
wait, so Narwhals are gay? WTF?!
“…Scientists recently discovered that the elongated tooth is packed with nerve endings, making it extraordinarily sensitive. The whales may use it to determine the salinity of water and search for food. Male narwhals are also known to rub their tusks together, presumably because it gives off a unique sensation.”
And by the way, platypi are totally kick-ass
Damn… I could never vote for a guy who likes minty gum but doesn’t like bubble gum.
Star nosed moles are really ugly.
[re=31298]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: literally. when they panned in, i saw a couple of verses from the koran written on her eyelids.
[re=31317]NoWireHangers[/re]: sure that isn’t brunch? by 5, i thought she was mainlining a combo of morphine and wild turkey.
Michelle is wearing what, a table cloth?
[re=31330]columnv[/re]:
Silly columnv, it is a dress made by sewing together the Keffiyeh of 50 martyred Palestinian suicide bombers, of course!
[re=31298]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: And she does that Terrorist Head Bob at the end
[re=31334]Serolf Divad[/re]: AND they had breakfast at the insanely jihadist Dunkin’ Donuts…
see, i kept trying to tell everyone that Obama has two black kids!
Oy vay! Mamaobama looks eerily like Aunt Jemima in that dress!
snark off…those kids are so cute…
if Barrys pimping them to get votes…its working…
forget about about mama and daddy….i seriously want to see those kids running through the white house screaming, jumping on the furniture, leaving their toys everywhere……..
to my mind, a very sweet picture…
[re=31324]donner_froh[/re]: seriously, it looks as if it had a long, pointy nose, but then someone stuck a stick of dynamite up it, and it exploded and peeled back, sort of like a gun barrel. Or something.
[re=31345]anabellum[/re]: Agree 100%. Can you imagine how great that would be?
[re=31337]Delicious[/re]: Isn’t that 3 ranks above Terrorist Fist Jab (TM)? And we just sit back and watch this happen?
Sasha for Vice President!
To be seven again and only care about what gum my dad chews…damn.
[re=31330]columnv[/re]: Exactly. I told my wife she should have worn what her kids were wearing. My wife look at me like some kind of perv. As usual.
Just wait until WALNUTS locates all of his bastard Vietnamese and Brazilian kids and gets on the Today Show!
“Daddy chews minty antacid tablets.”
“Daddy says that ‘after the election, we’ll get nothing, and like it.’”
“Daddy says that Mommy is a cunt.”
perhaps nicorette doesn’t come in fruity flavors. but um yeah that’s definitely a terrorist family if i’ve ever seen one, don’t be fooled by the cute kids i swear that they are all still totally out to destroy america.
Elitist mint-y gum-hugging Marxist. We’ll have to give up our freedom and our Juicy Fruit if this SOB is elected!
NO SWEETS!!!? I knew he was a secret black christian racist muslim.
Just shoot yourself now McCain! Seriously how are you going to compete with that shit.
Little black Obama family… please adopt me.
The Obamas keep cheapening my vote. I have gone from ‘must not allow more conservative supreme court justices to be appointed’ to ‘must have good looking articulate president’ and now ‘must vote for adorable family so I can watch them in the White House Christmas Special’.
Obama Sweet Cakes!!
Sasha for president!
huh, obama is married? with kids? that is such a cover-up. they are all actors, paid by the syrians so the stoopid americans let their guard down then the minute he gets elected he can put on the suicide vest and blow up a denny’s restaurant in toledo (because that is where you would least expect the muzzies to attack)
At first, I thought his daughter said he didn’t like “Swedes”.
That Top 10 Weird Animals list didn’t mention the Portuguese Water Dogs that swim in America’s waters and herd all the fish over to Portugal, into fishermen’s nets. Stupid MSM.
Seriously, every time I see Michelle these days she has a sweater over her shoulders. In the summertime! She must be going through withdrawals from her superhero cape.
[re=31345]anabellum[/re]: I see you now have the Purple Mountains Majesty as your icon. I swear, some girls will do anything to get men (or other women) to look at their asses. I know it works on me, and I’m straight.
Are a bunch of us the only ones who are annoyed by Obama’s wife? She needs to wipe that smirk off her face. And she’s a horrible public speaker. Someone get her an image consultant! She is really annoying.
But the “Access” chick is very hot.
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