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EMERGENCY WONK'D

by Jim Newell

10:18 am July 15, 2008

  • EMERGENCY OBAMA WONK’D: Wonkette bodybuilding operative “Will” sends us an important notice of Barack Obama’s whereabouts this morning: “At washington sports club on connecticut north of dupont. He and reggie love were lifting free weights and listening to ipods. Barack’s musical selection? Eminem – Lose Yourself.” What a loser!

{ 25 comments }

ManchuCandidate July 15, 2008 at 10:20 am

Could be worse. John McCain’s iPod is a Victorola with the horn speaker.

jagorev July 15, 2008 at 10:25 am

John McCain’s daily exercise regimen is a brisk ride on his penny-farthing followed by a good half an hour with the India clubs.

Borat July 15, 2008 at 10:29 am

[re=36115]jagorev[/re]: What no medicine balls for McCrain or exercise to prevent sand from getting kicked in your face at beaches

Canmon (the Inadequate) July 15, 2008 at 10:35 am

How did they know what was playing on his iPod? Was it so loud that everyone could hear it or was he signing along?

Is Eminiem considered a reverse oreo?

El Bombastico July 15, 2008 at 10:36 am

[re=36115]jagorev[/re]: Don’t forget his daily dose of Dr. Wamscrabble’s Wonder-ous Vitality Tonic and Vigor Elixir!

nbawriter July 15, 2008 at 10:42 am

You can get close enough to his iPod to see what’s playing without getting a cap popped in your ass?

Maybe D.C. doesn’t need gun laws, after all …

BobLoblawLawBlog July 15, 2008 at 10:42 am

Jesus God, Barry, pick a song withOUT the word “lose” in it to get yourself pumped up during the election!!! Stay positive! Might I suggest “Chocolate City”?

nbawriter July 15, 2008 at 10:44 am

[re=36115]jagorev[/re]: I heard he’s been trying to follow those new-fangled calisthenics prescribed by that whipper-snapper Jack LaLanne.

Canuckledragger July 15, 2008 at 10:48 am

Hmmmm. He is real slim, and his detractors insist he’s shady.

I smell another New Yorker cover in the making….

nbawriter July 15, 2008 at 10:50 am

In an unrelated note, the Worst President In History is having the Dumbest Press Powwow In History right now.

All of you who voted for him in ’04, go fucking kill yourself right now. Seriously.

Makeithurt July 15, 2008 at 10:52 am

An Oreo listening to a wigger. Jesus, I didn’t know there was gonna be physics on this exam.

Bandito July 15, 2008 at 10:57 am

[re=36120]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: more like an E.L. Fudge.

WadISay July 15, 2008 at 11:06 am

Will somebody please download We are the Champions for Barry?

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 15, 2008 at 11:08 am

Yum, M&Ms….

NotMyRealName July 15, 2008 at 11:12 am

“North of Dupont”… isn’t that ABC’s hot new comedy-drama this fall?

gulcer July 15, 2008 at 11:13 am

I am the “will” operative credited above. I could hear Lose Yourself because the good Senator had his Ipod up pretty loud. barry was in a grouchy mood. shrugged off many a “good luck” and “hey senator.” either he’s not a morning person or doesn’t like being interrupted mid-set. but who does?

Canmon (the Inadequate) July 15, 2008 at 11:28 am

[re=36168]gulcer[/re]: Thanks. I was hoping he was rapping along. That would have been a better image.

Fear of a Black Reagan July 15, 2008 at 11:29 am

[re=36162]WadISay[/re]: You kidding? He gotta get “Final Countdown” or “Eye of the Tiger” on the motherf’er.

nbawriter July 15, 2008 at 11:40 am

Watching his press conference, I think he might be pissed about the too-tight haircut he received … also, his hair looks like it was given an ill-advised lightening, although judging by the way his wife and daughters bust his balls, they could well have rubbed lemon juice on his head while at the beach.

Canuckledragger July 15, 2008 at 11:41 am

“Everyone’s A Winner” by Hot Chocolate.

stolichnayaaa July 15, 2008 at 11:42 am

“Wonkette bodybuilding operative” has got to be a highly competitive position.

Lolo July 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm

The WSC on Connecticut Avenue is sooooo elitist. Why don’t ya come down to the Results on Capitol Hill and see how we roll in the hood, Barry?

AxmxZ July 15, 2008 at 12:53 pm

As long as he doesn’t jog on the treadmill to Scooter.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez July 15, 2008 at 7:34 pm

The idea of our next president working out in a public gym with his body man Reggie Love, with a mutherfuckin’ ipod fer christ sake, listening to Eminem rapping Lose Yourself and being grumpy at the same time, is making me cum in my pants. Hail to the Chief, dawg!

AxmxZ July 16, 2008 at 1:50 am

[re=36918]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]: Hollywood couldn’t have scripted it better.

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