DOES HIS WIFE KNOW WHERE HE IS?: Yesterday the videographers at TMZ ran into disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, just a-walkin’ the streets of New York City! He was evidently searching for new prostitutes while carrying a tabbed folder, which was also filled with prostitutes. In this 20-second video, Spitzer says that he is “working,” which is black street slang for “being a homeless STD-riddled bum.” Eliot Spitzer is completely naked for this entire video. [TMZ]
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Ooooh, the lure of seeing Spitzer naked……
I think I’d rather have a root canal.
No whore diamonds,
but I’ll give it 2 Truck NUTZ.
At least he’s an organized philanderer. Hey, it can be hard to keep track of who costs what in your head.
Spitzer “working” the streets in broad daylight? You live in New York, Elliot, not Kansas City.
[re=37496]Terry[/re]:
A naked root canal?
Umm, I thought he was trying to start a new vulture fund so he can pick on the carcass of dying companies and then roll around in them with a couple hos. Man, I’m jealous. And you know he won’t run into trouble with the regulators
Completely naked? I thought Spitz never went anywhere or did anything without a pair of black dress socks.
This video really needs a soundtrack, like Ashlee Dupree’s “music”.
Screenshot of Spitzer’s Calendar:
http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image064.jpg
(A thousand Street Cred Bodega Diamonds for anyone who instantly gets this…)
Was he carrying a squeegee?
[re=37628]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: Sorry. Until you assure me there are no photos
of the Spitz in black socks, I’m not clicking on your calendar link.
So were the tabs marking the number of whore diamonds each of his “prospects” were?
I give this post 1 whore diamond since there are no pictures of his future whores.
Correction: Does his wife care where he is?
Ah, the cycle of life. Spitzer likes young things with daddy issues (aka “hookers”). By frequenting these ladies, he shatters his own family and creates daddy issues for his own daughters – thus offering another man the pleasures of his disappointed little girls’ company.
[re=37713]Lolo[/re]: well said…the bittersweet/ironic nature of the universe overwhelms me…
Have noticed that NO ONE CARES ABOUT ELIOT SPITZER?
Jeebus, his irrelevance must be driving him insaner.
Spitzer. Still one of the funniest names in politics. Even naked the guy would get a laugh. Oh, wait, that’s probably insensitive. Sorry.
ELIOT SPITZER FOR PRESIDENT!
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