• February 13, 2012

Go shopping, Jokerz!COMMENT OF THE DAY: “I remember when Batman told everyone to go shopping and to fly more to fight the Joker. Also, when he gave up golf for a few weeks. That was so brave to do, in this time of terror and war.” [George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman]

{ 18 comments }

ManchuCandidate July 25, 2008 at 4:50 pm

It was very well done. Bravo.

ManchuCandidate July 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Ah crap, hit the comment button premature.

As he mumbles, why the fuck didn’t I think of it myself?

AngryBlakGuy July 25, 2008 at 4:53 pm

…give a man a cod piece and costume and all of a sudden power goes straight to his head!

PoliticalGraffiti July 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm

comment of the day?

now the editors are making us turn competitive to weaken our base…they know all the right moves

SayItWithWookies July 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Don’t worry, history will vindicate him. Batman, that is.

magic titty July 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm

Why are we being turned against each other? I think this comment was made my a fairy.

freakishlystrong July 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Well, it did rule, I laffed my ass off at that..

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Thanks to the Joker’s reign of terror, I have a great surround system. If we can just blow up one more building, I can justify the 50″ flat screen.

V572625694 July 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm

This is our reward for the survey…the Wonkette or Assholette community becomes a Malthusian jungle, wherein we all compete for the coveted “Comment of the Day,” which, just to fuck with us, Ken will pick totally at random. That said, today’s is pretty good.

Noodle Salad July 25, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Hooray for me! My first comment of the day, and I think I was the winning tip on the applesauce attack video.

For my next feat, I will take a nap under my desk at work on Monday to be even less productive at work.

masterdebater July 25, 2008 at 8:28 pm

George only BELIEVES he has a secret utility belt. Batman really has one. It’s true, I saw it on TV!

Darehead July 25, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Good morning! Are we going to have “Comment of the NIGHT” too?

Lazy Media July 25, 2008 at 11:25 pm

[re=44762]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Give a man a cod piece, and he’ll suck dick for a day. Teach a man to troll, and he’ll cruise for a lifetime.

keepinitrealyo July 25, 2008 at 11:33 pm

It’s all a big misunderstanding! the WSJ meant that Bush is just like Patrick Bateman, the character Christian Bale played in AMERICAN PSYCHO. You make a few budget cuts in the editorial department and look what happens.

wheelie July 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm

[re=44880]Noodle Salad[/re]: Good on ya, Noodle Salad!

Texasgal July 26, 2008 at 10:40 pm

What’s really scary about this, is that when you go to their comments site, there are people who are congratulating this bats**t writer for telling it like it is.

I’ll smoke whatever he had in his pipe!

Sabre_Justice July 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm

That article still made my brain physically hurt.

liquiddaddy July 27, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Sabre_Justice: Another unfortunate victim of his awesome stupid ray.

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