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Crazy Reverend Would Be Happy To Ruin Your Political Career, Too

by Sara K. Smith

9:57 am August 4, 2008

McCain had how many?Ha ha sillies no this billboard isn’t making yet another reference to balls. It comes to you via a religious type in Indiana who’s lodging a bipartisan appeal to crazies on both sides of the aisle, as in, “All the cool kids in Washington are getting down with nutty preachers.” This is true, unless you’re Ron Paul, who gets down with his rocket instead. [copyranter]

{ 28 comments }

graceless August 4, 2008 at 10:03 am

Sign me up!

TGY August 4, 2008 at 10:07 am

..wives?

Serolf Divad August 4, 2008 at 10:14 am

Wow, that sign almost makes me want to go to church.

graceless August 4, 2008 at 10:15 am

[re=51071]TGY[/re]: win.

Canuckledragger August 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

…runs for the White House?

MoodProcessor August 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

There’s a Crossroads Church in lovely Ellicott City, MD. Yep, they’re crazy there too.
That’s yer Nascar lovin’, rifle ownin’ Jebussery right there.

Darehead August 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

This is true, unless you’re Ron Paul, who gets down with his rocket instead.

Paul’s pretty cozy with Constitution Party Presidential Candidate Pastor Chuck Baldwin, who is as bat-shittin’ crazy as they come.

In “Mission Accomplished” 2004 evangelicals were 1/4 of the US; now they’ve all dispersed every which way to hide their guilty consciences for bringing on the Bushies, Doesn’t surprise me that downsized preachers are hanging out their snake oils and fake humor to lure them in.

Larry McAwful August 4, 2008 at 10:31 am

What kind of crazy reverend is he? If he’s the kind that handles snakes, I’ll consider it. If he’s the kind that just talks about the Bible in excited tones, then I’m out. But if he’s the kind that offers beer and sausage every Sunday and operates a couple of waterslides in his church, then there’s a good chance I’ll be there.

Of course, Indiana is like 700 miles away from where I live, so it might not be an option anyway.

A Geek Tragedy August 4, 2008 at 10:32 am

Periods of 47 years of being alive?

AngryBlakGuy August 4, 2008 at 10:33 am

…if it was reversed I would think they were talking about black children!

Darehead August 4, 2008 at 10:41 am

[re=51089]Larry McAwful[/re]: Just watch out for the Koolaid.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 4, 2008 at 10:42 am

Should say, Obama is the One and McCain is the Two.

Delicious August 4, 2008 at 10:48 am

McCain is full of Number 2.

Truculent August 4, 2008 at 10:53 am

Is it wrong to say that the picture of that woman in the swimsuit will prevent me from doing any meaningful work for the rest of the day?

shortsshortsshorts August 4, 2008 at 10:53 am

…would be more effective if speaking about crashing planes…

DieOnTheTurnpike August 4, 2008 at 10:53 am

[re=51083]MoodProcessor[/re]: the only church I’m joining in MD is the LDS variety. Have you seen their crazy castle on 495?! I bet they have an entire Medieval Times set up in there!

Monsieur Grumpe August 4, 2008 at 10:54 am

The billboard is written in the past tense and the usual progression of ball count is downward. That means that Obama pobably has no balls. How does Crazy Reverend know this?

ManchuCandidate August 4, 2008 at 10:58 am

[re=51104]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Jesse told’im.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 4, 2008 at 11:00 am

[re=51103]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: I just love a Renaissance and fantasy themed theatrical experience.

kudzu August 4, 2008 at 11:01 am

[re=51101]Truculent[/re]: What woman? Where? I don’t see no woman? Where’s she hiding?

Truculent August 4, 2008 at 11:18 am

[re=51110]kudzu[/re]: The American Apparel ad on the left. (Well, my left at least).

Scarab August 4, 2008 at 11:23 am

Wow a church with a sense of humor. It makes a nice change. I haven’t felt so excited and energized about a church since I joined the New Life Church and Rev. Ted Haggard personally… um… uh, never mind.

lilblackcorvette August 4, 2008 at 11:58 am

[re=51090]A Geek Tragedy[/re]: you are quite the cunning linguist!

tunamelt August 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm

I would prefer one of those giant churches with their own Starbucks.

BadNewsJack August 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm

[re=51089]Larry McAwful[/re]: Yayy!!! a water slide. maybe laser tag and paintball? Nothing says God loves you like shooting people with paint and lasers.

CivicHoliday August 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm

…version of reality?

badco/LoJ August 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm

…white parents?

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 4, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Strangely enough, that is also the number of Vietnamese hookers each has seen in the last year.

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