- ALERT ALERT!: HEY COLORADO RESIDENTS who like the HOPE GUY — this website just appeared literally within the last few minutes and you can get Obama convention acceptance speech tickets there! Quicky quicky! [Barack Obama]
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Boy, they *really* want Colorado, don’t they? They’ll get it.
Shit! I gotta get my date within panty throwing range. Hopefully she’s got an arm like Tom Brady.
FUCK! You have to be from Colorado I think!
We don’t need no stinkin’ Credentials!!!!
bling, bling!
Denver is a long way from home. Does anybody want to carpool?
I’ve signed up – now I should check to see if this ain’t some identity stealin’ prank…
[re=53408]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: Yeah, I frantically clicked, and then started to fill it out before I realized: “community” meant Colorado.
Crap. He’s not ascending to heaven on a fiery chariot until after his first term, right?
[re=53429]SayItWithWookies[/re]: For this convention Jeebus will carry him on his back and claim it as an image of redemption from his previous experience of carrying the cross.
Good thing they changed the name of the stadium from Coors field to Invesco. When Coors ran the place they didn’t allow blacks or jews in.
Meh. I’m over the Barry thing.
[re=53432]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Dude, Coors is baseball, Invesco is football.
Jesus, doesn’t anyone pay attention to us? Oh, nevermind.
I tried to get a spot for my sister-in-law and her husband but I didn’t click the “I will give every free moment of my time to try to convince teddy bear sweatshirted Sam’s Club seniorettes to vote for Obama” button, so it didn’t work.
I just pledged my firstborn to the Obamas in exchange for a possible seat.
[re=53432]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Coors sells Hebrew National. Don’t ask me about Invesco because I hate football.
Are they serving beer? No. So will I watch the big moment on TV instead? Yes.
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