Here’s John McCain’s latest idiot ad where he claims, get this, that Celebrity Obama’s tax plan will ruin FAMILIES and SENIORS and FLORIST START-UP BUSINESSES. Apparently, these types all fit into the top 10-20% of earners, because everyone else will have more money under the Obama tax plan. Also, since McCain doesn’t like to admit that he’ll have to cut about 80% of Medicare under his plan in order to be anywhere near fiscal stability, maybe he, we dare say, is KILLING SENIORS. Which, come to think of it, would be an objectively good thing. [YouTube]
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It looks like Obama has fangs in the last shot.
Did they sharpen Hopey’s teeth in that miserable pack of lies?
I’m freakishly strong..and I do not approve of this message…
That voice… sexy senior phone sexer?
[re=55461]columnv[/re]: all Hawaiian Shark Gods do.
McCain is for killing seniors? So *that* is how he’s going to get the youth vote this election.
Of course Walnuts wants to kill off seniors. Only the rich survive. Social Darwinism, baby!
Obama needs to find some hard, pipe-hitting surrogates to go down on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Define Walnuts! now with the Keating thing, the age thing, the bumbling incompetence thing. Frame him and shame him.
This is getting boring. It’s time to sink this tired old fool.
Well everyone knows the Republicans are the party of the poor and downtrodden. At least, that’s who they get their money from. And who fights their wars. And who they don’t let vote.
I would laugh/snark on these kind of ads but for whatever reason, they somehow appear to be working. What’s that saying about there being a fine line between farce and tragedy?
That crazy old fuck forgot the Essence cover. Best one of the bunch.
This from the man who would throw your minivan under the bus!
[re=55481]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Ooooohhh, yes, baby. I love it when you talk dirty!
[re=55489]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Don’t know the saying to which you refer, but never, ever underestimate the power of stupidity. Or maybe that should be misunderestimate the power of stupidity.
[re=55481]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: actually, a die-hard Republican I know said yesterday he is voting for Hopey because McCain and the low road really disgust him. He said Hopey’s staying above that really impressed him.
Hopey’s in a pickle now – if he is the above-the-fray candidate, he’ll have a tough time going negative and without looking like HE also employs the politics of the past. Uh-oh. And he already got his ass kicked by whitey in all the important states. If I were Hopey, I’d go to Hawaii with my paparazzi and windsurf or something.
[re=55506]Doglessliberal[/re]: That’s the trick, of course, but look how well the high road worked for Kerry…
[re=55468]Doglessliberal[/re]: good point.
[re=55511]American Spectator[/re]: exactly, go, play with the cute kids on the beach, pose for some cute photos, and stay out of this. McCain is just looking like a sleaze.
Dogless: What do you want bet McCain wins the Iceberg as a result of successful negative campaigning? Hopey’s gotta get muddy. Just wait ’til more Obama Mama audio clips come out.
A good negative ad for Barry is a creepy photo of Cindy McCain with her half-smile and the narrator will talk about how she wants to twist your nipples in your sleep…
ugh god, I’m grossed out already.
IS THERE ANYBODY IS, IT’S TIRED A PAYING FOUR DOLLARS A, DA-, A-, A BUCKS, FOUR DOLLARS A GALLON FOR VASOLINE?
I missed the last part cuz I dropped my dildo. did the rich guy approve the message bad mouthing the living Horatio Alger story?
Audio only has been posted here: http://entertonement.com/collections/1658/Biggest-Celebrity
And Dogless: I think your anecdote is a little suspicious – “die-hards” of anything don’t simply switch because the other guy is “above the fray.” What are you – first year poli-sci? Or maybe your “die-hard” is 15.
Yeah, Obama’s all tax happy when it comes to those good ol’-fashioned middle class folks. He might even tax their private jets (I heard from some cunt that’s the only way to get around AZ).
Out of curiosity, has McCain ever said why it is that he thinks he’s more qualified to lead? Is it his experience bringing together people from all different walks of life in the Senate (you know: rich, white men and white, rich men and rich, old, white men)?
[re=55489]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Agreed. These ads are working. I think Obama’s still packing a secret weapon though. Something’s going to happen.
WHAT? The gov’ment takes 30% of my paychecks to save old people? THIS WILL NOT STAND.
NoObama.
[re=55523]American Spectator[/re]: I think you are a troll. I call BULLSH*T
This makes me laugh every time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8v7vz9KzQw
BTW that new Essentials ad will give me nightmares tonight. Worst. Porno. Ever.
[re=55523]American Spectator[/re]: I hope not. And I think if anyone can pull off the just-rebut-the-BS-then-focus-on-the-issues strategy, it is the Luo.
My problem is really that I just finished Dreams From My Father and now really, really want this man to be president. The self-deprecating honesty in the book is just amazing. Plus, the man can write like nobody’s business, and has a great sense of humor, and that is truly refreshing.
Skroocap: Could you rephrase the question, please? And if you’re mildly retarded – nevermind. The answer is yes… or no.
IS THERE ANYBODY IS, IT’S TIRED A PAYING FOUR DOLLARS A, DA-, A-, A BUCKS, FOUR DOLLARS A GALLON FOR VASOLINE?
I totally agree.
[re=55538]american mutt[/re]: WE ARE THE SECRET WEAPON WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
There’s a way Hopey can go negative without looking like he’s doing so– have Paris Hilton make more videos of him. Either that, or just hire somebody on his staff to “accidently” send out this video of senile ole John McCain being senile to every damn reporter/bitter old white person there is.
[re=55544]Doglessliberal[/re]: I am sure you are doing something already, but do more. WE can make this happen.
Valobama: You must be new. Jim Newell and I are the co-founders of the “Early Morning Shots” crew! They call me Ishmael… uh, I mean, Wonktard!
Valobama: And I’m not against trolls. Your Mom is one and I like that her mouth JUST reaches my johnson. I’d like to introduce her to Larry Craig; make sure she doesn’t shave her mustache and beard that day.
Don’t Americans love celebrities? (Reagan)
WALNUTS! jaw looks really swollen in that last shot. Like…Lumpjaw…hey!
[re=55533]American Spectator[/re]: um, OK, so I am lying I guess. Yea, that’s right. I just make up random anecdotes and post them to support my ridiculous positions.
[re=55552]Hooray For Anything[/re]: That’s some good shit.
[re=55561]American Spectator[/re]: *yawn*…
HA HA HA HA HA…John McCain is one of “the rest of us” because he isn’t famous. He did, however, try to steal Obama’s signature “gazing up to the blue heavens for a brighter tomorrow” look.
Obama’s the AntiChrist, is what the ad basically says. Which is why all good Evangelicals should vote for him to usher in the Day of Reckoning and the Second Coming! Or am I missing something?
[re=55561]American Spectator[/re]: Yeah baby, you got the right one now, BEE–YATCH!
“More crap about nothing:” Surely this is as good a definition of American politics as has ever been uttered.
[re=55481]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: word up. where are the surrogates?! I want some fire and brimstone! Hopey can denounce them all and calmly build sand castles with his kids. Like the end of the Godfather: do it while I’m at the baptism.
[re=55481]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Agreed. Hopey needs to kick Walnuts! in his stupid, swollen jaw and let some real shit fly.
Dogless: Here’s Hopey’s problem: at this point in the campaign in ’08, Reagan trails carter by 30 pts; in ’88, Bush Sr. trails Dukakis by 17 pts; in ’04 W trails Kerry by 9 pts. Right now, it’s tied with Obama up a couple or McCain up one. Every road sign points to Dems, but likely voters aren’t following. Hopey’s got to get in the mud.
If Hopey wins, we need to have a section for us Assholettes along the parade route. I would actually go for this one. I don’t care to freeze my butt off for a McCain parade.
[re=55576]ronaldpagan[/re]: No, that’s the “Oops! I shit my pants!” look…..def. distinct from Obama.
[re=55557]American Spectator[/re]: Resorting to “Mom” insults so quickly? Amateur.
OK, I just accidentally paused this thing at 6 seconds, in the transition between Us Weekly and the French magazine. I don’t recognize the blond female celebrity on the Us Weekly cover, but they actually morph her face into Obama’s. They seem to have moved from implying that he’d like to sleep with hot white women to implying that he is a hot white woman.
[re=55561]American Spectator[/re]: yo momma breath stink so bad she made an onion cry
[re=55587]American Spectator[/re]: he’s managed the campaign brilliantly so far. Who would have said a year ago he’d be where he is (besides me, who was already a stupid Obamatard who had given $)? I think he is going to do what he needs to do. The alternative is too depressing. I cannot stand to see who McCain decides to appoint to the S. Ct.
[re=55592]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: so he stole it from a Depends ad!
Hopey should turn to Michelle for advice on street fighting; they’re negroes from Chicago for chrissake! Let’s blow this race wide open. Make it interesting anyway.
[re=55587]American Spectator[/re]: yo momma so old, i told her to act her age and she died
[re=55557]American Spectator[/re]: Fuck you Tony. Fuck you to hell.
Welcome back you obsessive troll!
[re=55592]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:
Yeah, you gotta come at those mom jokes gently, you know, it takes forplay and time for that shit to sting. It’s an art, really.
[re=55595]valobama[/re]: OK, that’s what we need. We need Obama and McCain to settle this via a game of Dozens.
[re=55607]Doglessliberal[/re]: genius! I knew we could work this out!
[re=55607]Doglessliberal[/re]: (AND THANX FOR THE GRACEFUL EXIT CUZ I WAS NEVER GOOD AT THAT.)
These ads make me mad until I remember that one-quarter of McCain supporters will slide into full-blown dementia or quietly pass away in their sleep before the November election.
[re=55511]American Spectator[/re]: His campaign came out and called this ad a “lie”.
Its a start.
Now for Franken to come out and say
“this is a lie, and the lying liars from that liar McCain are lying with their lies, those liars.”
[re=55604]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: ahhh…i see….but do try to be a little more rabid next time….
[re=55604]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yeah, I didn’t want to call that yet, but the last comment about Michelle Obama cinched it.
Damn, Tony. You were on your meds for a good month there. You have to hang in with them, man.
Now, listen to your Uncle Shorts, and fuck off.
That’s a pretty good negative ad. I’d like to know where the 42,000 tax came from. I didn’t know that Obama had a record of doing ANYTHING. This negativity is really Obama’s own fault. He has refused to take up McCain’s offer to have 10 Town Hall debates. Just as he also refused to debate Hillary in the last days.
A pattern is emerging that Obama lacks the courage to face his opponents directly. That is the best way to stop these stupid negative ads against each other. It is also the best way for Obama to present who he is. Whoever that may be. I’m not sure.
[re=55601]American Spectator[/re]: fyi: starting a dozen with “Your mom is…..” is like stoopid. You don’t have to try so hard to be an asshole. It usually comes naturally for most folks.
[re=55635]JackWOrf[/re]: I thought we weren’t supposed to have real commentary on here? I come here for snark and nothing else.
On that note, Barry needs knife fighting tips from Hillary.
Re: American Spectator
Did you ever notice that conservatives aren’t bright enough to be funny? Who is the most clever conservative comic you can think of? Yeah, me neither. They are simply incapable of non-linear thinking. Like their world view, everything needs to black or white, gray just confuses them.
Remember FOX’s attempt to have a conservative version of ‘The Daily Show’? That painful ‘Half Hour News Hour’ lasted less than one month and was absolutely painful to watch. Creativity and conservatism are by definition polar opposites.
[re=55635]JackWOrf[/re]: Hey Jackoff-did you not know that Hillary and McCain just want to ride on Obamas magic carpet of popularity?
And Obama gets to call the shots, dude.
Hilz and McNasty would just love to get in front of a Hopey crowd. Ask Richardson, quite the adrenaline rush!
Has nothing to do with ‘courage’ or your own ‘confusion’ about the man. You might try reading his ’2′ best selling ‘books’, watch his ‘speeches’ or go read up on his ‘web site’ if you are not sure ‘who’ Obama may be.
“KILLING SENIORS” isn’t so hard once you get started. It’s killing tiny new born puppies that really gets to you.
Dogless: I think Hopey was masterful in the primary. But he’s lost his enormous lead since becoming “The One.” A tie. A tie. Not good. Ya, I’m not McCain fan either. As I’ve posted many times, all I can hear McCain saying is “GET OFF MY LAWN!” whenever he speaks.
Gopherit/Valobama: I had to go to Mom insults right away. Trying to leave office.
Speaking of… Some of us are going over to the Union Pub at Mass and 2nd. See ya there, and you can give me the what-for in person. I’ll buy the first round.
JackWOrf is stocking up on McCain pointz! Lol.
Sati: How dare you make fun of my name!? Your penetrating wit is just TOO devastating. What do you do in your spare time? Beat up 2 year olds?
Unfortunately, listening to Obama’s BS speeches, or reading his BS books does NOT tell me who he is. When a person is in a one-on-one debate, it is not so easy to BS. I’m basically a Democrat, but I trust Obama less and less as I see more and more of him.
Reading endorsements from his 20-year-old retarded fans does not fill me with confidence either.
By the way, why do ObaManiacs feel the need to personally insult anybody who opposes or questions them in any way? That is a sign of weakness, immaturity and insecurity. Looking at the quality of Obama’s supporters on the Web, like YOU, makes me doubt that I want him or his fans hanging around the White House.
Actually, even tho I’m a Democrat, I think that McCain will win. Obama is nothing but BS.
JackWOrf:
use your cap lock, damnit! It goes like this:
I’M CONFUSED.
right Jackoff, you are a Democrat. hahahah
btw, you know you came to a site where personally insulting people is REQUIRED?
WONKETTE was not on the list of liberal websites from McCain-ville.
You must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
You might try watching Obamas interviews, or the million debates the Dems had over the past year.
HUMMM?
[re=55697]JackWOrf[/re]:
Let me get this straight – you came here for conversation? You came here for a snark free response to your comments?
Remember where you are.
Death is listening…and will take the first man that screams.
[re=55683]American Spectator[/re]: another time, but thanks for the invite, DICKLICKER
When a debater tells you, “I’m basically a democrat,” you should have the same sinking feeling as when your date tells you “I’m basically heterosexual.” If you’re straight, I mean.
Where were we. O, McFuck’s latest. Yeah. I love the visuals associating the word “PAINFUL” with Obama. You’re supposed to think: “His painful big johnson! Only McCain can stop this brute rampaging showboating negro!”
[re=55604]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: who is gatekeeper around here? i’m getting a head ache and i know my ol’ man is gonna want his Friday night buttsecks.
[re=55745]regisgoat[/re]: yea, a Democrat like the founder of PUMA is a Democrat.
fuc’in’ Republican dicklickers.
Jackoff, if you are a Democrat, you would support the Democratic PLATFORM, even if you are confused about Obama.
Go get your McNasty bonus points before they expire.
[re=55754]valobama[/re]: Tony the Tiger is the gate keeper. Not a man, but a cereal killer.
You gotta love the whiners, “Uh, obama is a marxist, but I’m not a mccain supporter or a paultard or a hiller.” Right.
Conservatives have Down syndrome without the funny face.
Conservatives have Down Syndrome only without the intelligence, the pathos, Corky, the pity buttsecks from porn stars…
[re=55531]valobama[/re]: Now that’s perversion!
[re=55544]Doglessliberal[/re]: I hear ya. Could not put it down in the bookshop, blew last $20 on it. Cannot believe you guys have the option of voting for this guy.
Being a narrator in a campaign advertisement should be a capital offense.
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