STRANGE PRAYER TO CHARLIE CRIST: “Even though you’re Republican, ‘straight,’ part of a fraternity and kind of a gigantic douchebag, I love you. I love everything about you. I mean, just look at you.” [Dan Savage/The Stranger]
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Crist can’t get any gayer. It’s impossible. Even if a black guy intimidates him into offering oral sex.
…is this a photo from wedding walk through?
Ken, I don’t quite know where you were going here, but I cant join you right now. Maybe later, after dinner. I think Tarantino considered this material, but thought maybe it was a little tasteless. Just sayin’.
Well, that was long. Funny! But, um, long. I need to swallow another Ritalin if I’m to remain productive in this last hour of work.
Thanks Ken for linking to The Stranger. It’s my local alt-weekly and I get all gay, loose in the sphincter when you guys link to it or any other Savage article.
Little-known fact: Wonkette editors harbor a similar inexplicable affection for the Orange Lothario.
Well if there’s anything I’ve learned from the John Edwards fiasco, it’s that if a politician tells you something about his sexuality, you should believe it. And then act really, really stunned and dismayed when it’s found out not to be true.
Awesome alt-text.
Well played, Sir…well played indeed…
“You’ve simply been waiting decades for that special woman. Apparently you’ve found her.”
Liberachi did the same thing, and he was soooo not gay.
Sorry, I’m sticking with the Coop for all my graying-twink needs…
This is sooooo not Wonkette worthy.
My goodness! His is attractive, too! No Adam’s Apple or anything. And he looks gayer than Tim Gunn in that photo.
[re=57075]Mr. Poe[/re]: Au Contraire! Charlie C. is one of our favorite politicians here.
And nice column, if you’re the same Poe.
[re=57078]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Fiance gophermoron. Fiance.
Fucking lovely writing. “You could even tie me up. I’d prefer it if we made out longer, but you’ll be in a rush. Like most Republicans, you’d probably blow your unprotected load inside me and then laugh about it to let me know. It’ll be so gosh darn cute I’ll quickly arrive, and then we’ll joke about HIV with some textbook hi-fives.” I’m stupefied.
[re=57080]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I am. Indeed. Very much so. Word.
[re=57065]KevoTron[/re]: Hey, another Seattlite!
So, I love me some Dan Savage, but this isn’t the same. Also, no one outsexes Anderson Cooper. NO ONE. Well, maybe Brian Williams.
I can’t imagine the hungriest gay-for-pay rentboy getting an erection for this Crist troll, but apparently a Palm Beach socialite will bite the bullet.
[re=57078]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:
Tim Gunn is gay?
Noooooooooooo!
I’m crushed!
I so wanted to see him hook up with Martha Stewart, they need each other.
Sashay shante !
Maybe he doesn’t mean gay as in “homosexual”, but gay as in “bad at sports”.
And I love you, Dan Savage, and would dearly love to see you Savage-ly love Mr. Christ. Does that make me a deviant?
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