• February 12, 2012

SPEAKING OF CONVENTION PARTY TIME: Regarding this, about the fancy cocktail parties in Denver and St. Paul, Wonkette is not seeing quite enough invitations. We’ll need four invites for all the fun things, thanks, and then we’ll post the sexy pictures here. [The Hill]

{ 23 comments }

shortsshortsshorts August 13, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Why the hell do you want to subject yourself to such terrible awfulness? I hope you bring a rosary.

The Real JR Revisted August 13, 2008 at 1:38 pm

It feels rather meme to mention that all the good Repub parties will be at the airport restroom… but obviously here I go mentioning it.

Sigh.

AngryBlakGuy August 13, 2008 at 1:39 pm

…”invites”? That must be one fancy men’s restroom.

mookworthjwilson August 13, 2008 at 1:39 pm

The Idaho delegation’s party at MSP’s restroom requires no invitation…sorry Sara and Liz, no girls allowed!

AngryBlakGuy August 13, 2008 at 1:40 pm

…is that Fidel Castro drinking a coke?

mookworthjwilson August 13, 2008 at 1:41 pm

[re=58643]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: [re=58643]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: [re=58647]mookworthjwilson[/re]: I guess it was just too ripe a fruit not to be picked.

BadNewsJack August 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm

[re=58647]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Well, it is a COCK-tail party. hehe….. what? nothing? not even a chuckle? Fuck you guys.

tunamelt August 13, 2008 at 1:55 pm

[re=58643]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: [re=58645]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: [re=58647]mookworthjwilson[/re]: I’m sensing a theme.

tsunami August 13, 2008 at 1:56 pm

after seeing all y’all’s fresh, young, hopeful faces in the pics from
the dc paultard march, i have some advice…don’t let the airlines send
you to st. paul by mistake.

if you guys looked retarded, you could easily be mistaken for republicans.

be sure to get no sleep the night before you go so y’all have a nice edge on.
just to be on the safe side…bring girls with you.

GoLikeHellMachine August 13, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Be warned, you’ll have a hell of a time getting around downtown Denver. They’re blocking all the streets and there’s like, 10 million police officers. Go to Capitol Hill instead. It’s sleazier, more fun and cheaper.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl August 13, 2008 at 2:02 pm

[re=58674]GoLikeHellMachine[/re]: I’ll be joining the fun vicariously by trolling all of Capitol Hill’s finest establishments during a full two-week convention circuit party. Fuck Southern Decadence, this will be epic.

slangwhanger-in-chief August 13, 2008 at 2:03 pm

hey, isn’t that photo of the young alec guinness indiscriminately swigging rotgut as the old painter gully jimson in the movie adaptation of joyce cary’s “the horse’s mouth?” i thought so… brings u p the tone of the rethug convention parties already…

tsunami August 13, 2008 at 2:04 pm

to bad you won’t be able to read this on the plane.

“My Dad, John McCain”
Meghan McCain’s “picture book biography” of her father hits bookstores Sept. 2.
Offers brief, illustrated look at his time in the military and in Congress, and
describes the McCain family.

GoLikeHellMachine August 13, 2008 at 2:04 pm

[re=58680]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: Between the hookers, crackheads, and general insanity on Colfax, it’s going to be a fucking riot. Any choice establishments you’ll be drinking $2 PBRs in?

mookworthjwilson August 13, 2008 at 2:06 pm
mookworthjwilson August 13, 2008 at 2:07 pm

[re=58682]tsunami[/re]: I can only imagine how Carol McCain will be depicted. I am thinking the witch from Snow White.

mookworthjwilson August 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm

[re=58686]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Looked it up…he was a Hillary Superdelegate…maybe he was planning to defect…

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 13, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Puma is the new cougar.

maxfield1 August 13, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Why, oh why would you use a photo of Bukowski for an article about rebubs? They DO NOT play the piano like a drunken percussion player. Sheesh.

blackdontcrack August 13, 2008 at 3:12 pm

From the article:

“Gretchen Wilson will be singing on Tuesday night for the Republicans. Actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS are scheduled to swing by the Creative Coalition concert Wednesday night.”

Once the gay wing of the GOP gets word that Doogie Howser will be in the Minnyapple, they will flock! Larry Craig’s already got a bathroom booked!

qwerty42 August 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm

will you guys have credentials that get you on the floor or the ones that get you into the parties?

ChatteringClass August 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Love the Tom Waites song reference in the alt text!

Darehead August 14, 2008 at 3:35 am

Before the cock-tale parties, will somebody please infiltrate Real Politics Training School on Aug 31st and pretend to get brainwashed by Paultards? I’m sure you will be the life of the party.
http://rally.campaignforliberty.com/schedule/

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