Wonkette Hand Operative “David” writes, “MSNBC just reported that Cindy McCain has been taken to the hospital for a hand-related issue. They went on to claim that she had a ‘pre-existing hand condition’ and that some Bitter had gripped her hand so hard during a campaign stop that she had to be taken for treatment.” We can find nothing about this on the Internets. WTF? What is happening, America??
UPDATE: One source says she suffered a “minor sprain.” Why won’t Barack Obama apologize for breaking Cindy McCain’s little paw? [ClickOnDetroit]
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Duck AIDS.
I saw the same report on CNN. I assume the “trouble” with her hand is that it’s not full of pills… They have plenty of those at the hospital, right?
Long-Term vibrator use causes severe pain and fragility
Did the hook fall off?
Awesome image
She may just need a new script to fill…and fill…and fill…
It’s those childproof pill bottles, they’re crippling her!
Years of giving handjobs to John McCain’s sandpapery tool has finally shredded the last nerve endings and so she just now noticed that it’s become withered and gangrenous. Her hand’s not in good shape either.
This photo is actually from an online shop that makes and sells hand shaped soap:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_3&listing_id=13698340
(This is not my shop)
Just thought you would want to know where the image came from.
Reported here:
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/17182197/detail.html
[re=58876]Godot[/re]: WIN!
[re=58898]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, dammit, well played Wookies, well played…
I think this is all a big misunderstanding. Given all the plastic surgery Cindy has been through, I think she just got confused when John suggested a hand job.
She cant handle the handjobs to all her drug dealers anymore. She’s not 12 anymore
[re=58898]SayItWithWookies[/re]: actually, I am thinking this is related to certain activities in Sturgis, where her husband so graciously offered to share her.
Is it that damned spot maybe?
I think it would be more fun if Cindy’s name was Candy. Candy McCain sounds like a geriatric pole dancer.
Was she in China? Don’t they use cougar paws to make herbal erection pills?
you’ve got to give her credit, it’s not a bad way to get access to some painkillers. not bad on the execution, however she only gets a D+ for style, attempting a more challenging maneuver such as faking a fall down some stairs or car crash would have shown much greater grit and determination.
hmm i think i might have stumbled on a new olympic event, the crackie relay.
Candy McCain, yummmmmmmm. Anyway, I figure Candy sprained her hand during a grueling give-John-a-woody session. I used to get the worst charley-horse in that muscle between thumb and forefinger. Oooops. Shouldn’t have said that.
Better make sure that hand doesn’t cripple up, Cindy, or you is losin’ that hubby to a younger pill-popping more mobile rich gal!
It wouldn’t have happened if she’d've showed her tits.
“precondition” actually means “withdrawals.”
The uber-wealthy are so delicate.
Oh, and I call bullshit. Carpal Tunnel? People get that from WORKING Cindy, not working the pole.
Her hand is made of cunts.
It’s the hand she uses to slap Juan when he beats her and calls her funny terms of endearment.
How will she open her pill bottles now??
Maybe Barry can come over once a week as a homecare volunteer. If he weren’t so busy on the sands of Tahiti, molesting young children and wasting taxpayer money on corporate lobbyist country club luncheons in his bare feet.
Like he would if he could. Hah!
In grade school, we called it “Jacker’s Cramp”, but the politically correct 1990′s brought us the sissified term “carpal tunnel syndrome”. Pfft.
This will go far in portraying the McCains as youthful and virile.
Smart thinking, Cindy! Getting a doctor’s note stating that she can’t perform demanding labor like shaking hands any more, mingling with common people and actually having to touch them and crap like that. “Carpal tunnel syndrome” is a great cover, too. No one will suspect a thing!
sounds like CindyLou McCunt needs a refill on her “candy”
She prolly sprained that shit while masterbating!
Yeah right. “I shook too many hands on the campaign trail” is a lamer excuse than “No really, I got this black eye walking into a door”.
Sounds like sympathy pains for Shia LeBeouf’s recent mishap.
A good choice to play Cindy in the made for teevee movie, McCAIN-STREAM MEDIA: Montgomery Burns.
Take time with a wounded hand
cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
cause it likes to heal, I like to steal pills.
Oh, lil’ Cindyhands..
Dont worry Cindy. Just a few more months and you won’t have to shake anyone’s hand ever again. But then you’ll have to come up with another excuse for the meds.
I think she cut it off in order to restore Lord Voldemort i.e. Dick Cheney to his original form. I hope JK sues her and takes away all her alcohal and drug money.
[re=59588]DCBulloch[/re]: Maybe she needs some work done on her Hand of Glory.
Attention McCain fans: If you shake it more than once, you’re playing with it.
Looks like it’s almost time for a new wife.
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