IT’S A MIRACLE: Ohio Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is alive again, after having an aneurysm and then being pronounced dead by John Kerry. She is a superdelegate, for Hillary, and superdelegates live forever. UPDATE: She died at 6:04 p.m. in Cleveland, according to a family statement. [CNN]
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And now Hillary can accept the nomination with grace.
Goddamnit, is there anything that John Kerry won’t screw up?
It’s a miracle!
I’ve seen this Monty Python sketch.
Well if Tupac is still putting out albums, I don’t see why Tubbs Jones should let death stop her. Good for you, girl!
Move over Barry, I think we have a new candidate for Jesus.
[re=64252]Doglessliberal[/re]: She’s pining for the Fjords…
…she must have learned a few resurrection spells from Hillz.
She isnt alive she is ‘undead.’
Which means Death is owed a black politician. Watch your ass, Keyes.
[re=64269]MathewBrooks[/re]: They’re saying she has limited brain function. Its hard to see how there can be any good outcome for her.
John Kerry is just full of surprises. Oh, wait…
[re=64273]fishcanoeski[/re]: Oh she’ll do just fine in congress.
Obama still has time to select her as his veep! Hurry!
are aneurysms caused by yelling all the time?
Jesus has come back as a Black woman from Ohio, just as I had prophesied.
You forgot to attribute it to Barry’s healing touch!
[re=64272]SuperRounder[/re]: We’ll through in Clarence Thomas as well to sweeten the deal.
Rare form today! Congrats to all commenters on this thread. I giggled out loud many times from the dank basement in which I “work”.
Wait–is Isaac Hayes still dead?
Geez, what’s it gonna be? Dead? Alive? Just make up your mind!
Fuckin’ flip-floppers…
John Kerry did this to save face. And let’s be honest, he has a lot of face to save.
I think she might be dead again. Or so says CNN.
Was this a snark on Kerry’s anticipatory condolence on the death of a well respected US House of Representatives member after her near certain fatal aneurism? Weak, Ken, very weak. Stick to your descriptions of the post-Manson detritus of the South West.
She’s still more lively than John McCain.
[re=64273]fishcanoeski[/re]: Bush got quite far with not much more
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