- SPOT THE POOP JOKE IN THIS CLEVER POST: Ew gross: “‘A successful dump,’ [Joe Biden] shouted from his car window when asked if he had anything to report. Earlier, he left with a pile of logs in the back of his truck.” Joe Biden is truly a “regular” guy, wokka wokka!!! [The Hotline]
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oh shi-
Heh-heh. Heh-heh. You said “log”.
This is all he will have to report for the next 4-8 years if he becomes VP as well.
Did you notice the preceding sentence, though?
Instead, he is presenting himself as an everyday Joe Sixpack, heading out in his pickup truck and offering reporters some of the casual conversation for which the the loquacious senator is known.
Joe Biden has a sixpack? Is he running for Michael Phelps? And also, loquacious! Score!
Is that his way of saying that he’s Obama’s number two?
A pile in the back of his truck? Biden is more than just regular…I’m just saying.
Co-inka-dink!
You probably heard that Bayh made a dump in the street yesterday too, and didn’t even clean it up.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/08/bayhs-drive-by.html
So Bayh and Biden both move bowels,
But which one can shove it into Walnut jowls?
My grandfather is also gleeful when his bowels move.
Were he a “regular guy”, he’d be pelting the media with a paintball gun for being so inept and intrusive.
But, much as I like ‘Tourettes Joe’, he’s wallowing in attention-whoredom right now. He wants that VeePee slot so bad he could cut glass with his nipples.
Joey B: courting the inner 5th grader in all of us. Or maybe the Burt Reynolds vote?
‘”I got a second load, guys, anybody wants to help me, let me know,” he said.’
Don’t Senators have interns for this kind of thing?
If Joe just took a shit there, my opinion of Delaware just imroved by .01%.
Please, please, please let this man become the veep pick. Only he can go head-to-head with Walnuts in inappropriate, disgusting, cranky old codger humor and prevail.
Holy crap!
There is no way that America will refuse to vote for a man that makes poop jokes.
Actually, you know how those teevee shows from the 60s always show the expectant father nervously pacing up and down the waiting room floor while his wife is giving birth. The whole nation is now that expectant father! Barry, just have a C-section and let that running mate out! Otherwise we’re doomed to more of these dumb dumping stories!
Hey, if McCain had taken a successful dump in the last 30 years, he wouldn’t be an grumpy old fucker that wants to bomb every country in the UN.
[re=64767]Godless Liberal *[/re]: In related news, when my grandfather is gleeful his bowels move.
[re=64776]ex-patate[/re]: Agreed. Joey B is a performer: impassioned, astute, more of a straight talking maverick than McCan’t.
[re=64767]Godless Liberal *[/re]: My great grandmother used to discuss her “bowel movements” and “roughage” in great detail and at length, often noting the efficacy of prune juice for moving things along. I am hoping this is not something one just starts doing when one hits 85 or so.
[re=64786]Rodney Badger[/re]: It works that way with my cat, too. Play, then poop.
Biden as VP will drive this country to explore Uranus.
[re=64785]medievalist[/re]: Never mind “every country in the UN”; McCain wants to dump–or dump on– the whole UN! To appease both Ron Paul and Ann Coulter at the same time.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-john-mccain-and-his-secretive-plot-to-kill-the-un-903998.html
This is a good article, btw. Shows how stupid McCain is on foreign affairs (all his affairs were domestic) and how he seriously wants to create a certain “League”……
So, dump on that, Biden.
Anybody else bracing for an alcohol-soaked evening of rage? Another unexciting Dem VP pick.
Bayh, Kaine, Sebelius: yawn, bronze
Gore: redemption, silver
Biden, Hilz: Wonkette gold
That clever word play and a large cup of coffee now cause me to take my leave… if you will.
Biden presented the stakeout press with bagels and coffee this morning, saying it was good to talk to us again.
Yup, bagels and coffee, that’s what you hand out to folks after a gigantic dump.
And yeah, if someone told me the press was camped out to report on Biden’s bowel movements, I wouldn’t be surprised…
If McCorpse wins the White House, the GOP will have to invent some weirdly-named cabinet post to clean his temper-induced explosive bowel movements. The Oval Office will look like a strange fight to the death involving baked beans.
Biden can debate McCain on the merits of stool softeners vs. bowel stimulants.
“‘A successful dump,’ [Joe Biden] shouted from his car window when asked if he had anything to report. He then proceeded to drive his pickup truck into a tree, exit the vehicle with a bottle of Old Granddad, threw a handfull of assorted pills at the press, and began to defecate on his neighbor’s lawn, while screaming “LOOK AT ME NOW MUTHAFUKKAS!”.
[re=64818]Larry Fine[/re]: Debate: Defecrats vs. Re-poop-lickens.
I thought Joe was John’s age but Joe is only 65.
Regularity is sometimes unappreciated by the young. I, for one, applaud our regular overlords.
Talking about letting it all out.
[re=64777]jagorev[/re]: And if the article had been written by gonzo beat poet William S. Burroughs, there’s no way Barry could avoid a landslide victory:
“Under constant surveillance by a growing horde of insect-like reporters, Sen. Joe Biden is deflecting questions about the status of his loquacious bowels, one day after he raised eyebrows after professing to be “the everyday Joe Sixpack guy with a gun rack and serious smack problem”.
“A successful dump,” he shouted from his bathroom window when asked if he had anything to report. Earlier, he left us a pile of steaming logs of the stuff in the back of our video feed truck, alongside a tray of hot sweet mint tea and Moroccan pastries stuffed with hashish paste.
“I got a second load, guys, anybody wants to help me, let me know,” he rasped loudly. “Gotta be a bulldog to deal with cajones and shit, if you’re man enough.”
Asked if he had any reaction to the announcement that his POW cellmate Joe McCain would speak at the Republican National Cornhole, Biden snapped, “I have not had another dump, if that’s what you want.”
Even when tossing another steaming heavy log in our direction and asking the thrumming locust swarm of press about Lieberman’s recent tramp steamer trip to Georgia, Biden held up another soft ball of warm dung, saying, “I’ll cram this down that Jew’s throat before this is all over.”
Some in the quiet neighborhood have complained about the disruption caused by hookers, stampeding buffalo and extraterrestrial planetary beings lined up along the corpse-festooned street. Other locals have taken to speeding up nervously, locking their doors and rolling up their windows in the blazing heat as they pass by his house. One passer-by pointed to his late wife in the backseat, and asked if Biden needed an escort.
“Wait,” shouts Biden from the roof of his backyard gun post, “I think I have something for you!”
Biden: so full of shit he has to haul it around in a truck.
After that, he had to go drop the kids off at the pool. Then he needed to go talk to a man about a horse.
You call #2 ‘making a Biden’ as well? I knew I wasn’t the only one.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
I keep waiting fro Political Addict to weigh in about Ronald Reagan’s massive freedom loving BM’s, that frightened the soviets into ending communism. Sean Hannity has one gold-plated on his home alter.
On a side note, Abraham Lincoln was chronically constipated and required regular doses of mercury-laced “Blue Mass” just to have a little action down there now and then.
I’m in awe of Biden if he had to use a truck to move his logs, but if
you tell me it had a lift gate on it, I’ll pinch off a Cheney in his honor.
By the way, you know what McCain’s ass smells like? Depends.
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