• February 13, 2012
  • MAYBE HE IS GOLFING: “Potential Democratic running mate Gov. Timothy M. Kaine quietly left the governor’s mansion this morning, leaving a gaggle of TV cameras staking out the front door. Kaine’s spokesman said the governor would not return home today but gave no indication of his plans for the day, other than to say it’s a personal day with no scheduled public events.” [Richmond Times-Dispatch]

{ 21 comments }

NoWireHangers August 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Hope he stops for a haircut before he lands in Springfield.

Fuck!

Outstando August 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm

He has to get he Leia buns done again. That takes like ten hours, girlfriend.

Or, if he can stave off the digital apocalypse so I can keep my 24 analog TV sets, I might be able to find a spare set of Leia buns lying around.

loquaciousmusic August 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm

He chose Major Payne as his running mate? I loved that movie…when I was 10!

Political Addict August 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Kaine is at eyebrow obedience school today. http://notlarrysabato.typepad.com/

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Say it ain’t so.

eatsshootsleaves August 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm

If Obama picks Tim Kaine, he doesn’t deserve to be president out of sheer stupidity.

Doglessliberal August 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm

this is bad. Barry’s consistent weakness in polls is as to experience. Kaine has none.

freakishlystrong August 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm

[re=66277]NoWireHangers[/re]: Godammit, flash fingers! He does look like a mook, dont’ he?

SayItWithWookies August 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Meanwhile, the Associated Press is reporting that presumed Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama is hours away from naming his veep.

I’m waiting by the phone, Barry. I can bowl a 160 — respectable, but not elitist.

WhatTheHeck August 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Whenever I take a personal day, I want to be at Obama’s side.

loudmouthredhead August 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm

“Reporters asked Gov. Kaine about the brown paper bag he was carrying with him, which was said to contain a hamster, KY massage oil, aromatherapy candles, and a natural loufa sponge. The governor only looked at the ground and replied, ‘The things I must do…” before trailing off and continuing his walk to his car.”

rina August 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Andrea Mitchell is reporting that Biden is gather his family in Delaware. WHERE IS MY MUTHERFUCKING TEXT???

WonksRunAmuck August 22, 2008 at 12:27 pm

No, I assure you, he is visiting John Edwards love child. Just wait.

mr.november August 22, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Sounds like he is teeing off to be veep. Double-bogey on the first hole as the pick is meh at best.

popsicle schitk August 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Maybe he went fishing so he could be alone when Hopey’s text came.

BayhSexual August 22, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Virginia’s governor would help get the Nascar vote!

m_supercomputer August 22, 2008 at 12:55 pm

Dammit, Barry, do you see what you’ve drive us to? Caring about where Tim Kaine goes during the day! I bet even Tim Kaine’s mom doesn’t care all that much about that.

shortsshortsshorts August 22, 2008 at 1:05 pm

We are like Britney’s followers, only informed of how obsessively idiotic we are being.

Fear of a Black Reagan August 22, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Tooty-fruity! Hoffa Haircut Makes Bitters Hot! Best veep EVAR. (not joking)

Miller August 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm

“Sources say that after a short phonecall with Obama, Kaine was heard to scream “Fuuuuuuuuuuck” loudly into a pillow, only slightly muffling it. Dogs were kicked, bagels rescinded and he went to get drunk on a golf course.”

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Cogito Ergo Bibo August 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm

How to tell the difference between the VA legislature in regular session vs. special session called by “I’m such an effective leader” Kaine:

Regular session – nothing gets done.
Special session – nothing gets done, but it costs double.

How anyone on earth thinks that Kaine on the ticket actually gets you votes is beyond me. Hopey/Katherine Harris ’08! She’s the horsey-est.

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