HMMM: “Type http://www.obamanelson.com into your browser and see what happens.” Sen. Ben Nelson of Nebraska? Willie Nelson of Austin? Hair-metal twins Nelson? Or maybe something semi-logical, like Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida?
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I’m still pulling for Gunnar and Matthew.
Judd.
Fuck yeah! Willie could totally kick Biden’s ass.
…Bill Nelson from Florida?
Major Anthony Nelson?
Maybe Sen. Ben Nelson? And how did you come to type that into your broswer, hm?
Yay!
Oh shit. Sen. Ben Nelson is da bomb.
Type in google.co instead of .com and you get a very similar website persuading you to purchase cialis and other useless item things.
That would make me happy.
Nelson Mandela?
[re=66589]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: holy cow, that would be a left-field pick. Very interesting. He is liberalish, whereas Ben Nelson is conservative and pro-life (and Nebraska not that big a prize).
OMG! OMFG! Must credit Caveman! Look what you get with http://www.obamabiden.com/ !
Charles Nelson Riley.
Whereas typing ObamaHorse-in-ditch.com yields nothing. Dang.
Ozzie Nelson?
Muntz?
HA HA!
[re=66604]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Look what happens when you type:
http://obamamccain.com/
Nelson from the Simpsons? “Ha-ha”.
whois information on obamanelson.com:
Registrant:
joe chan
1156 commonwealth ave
apt 47
allston, Massachusetts 02134
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: OBAMANELSON.COM
Created on: 13-Jul-07
Expires on: 13-Jul-09
Last Updated on: 07-May-08
Administrative Contact:
chan, joe joechan24@yahoo.com
1156 commonwealth ave
apt 47
allston, Massachusetts 02134
United States
(617) 271-6092
Technical Contact:
chan, joe joechan24@yahoo.com
1156 commonwealth ave
apt 47
allston, Massachusetts 02134
United States
(617) 271-6092
…
http://www.obamalayne.com/
…anyone with last name Nelson is a FAIL! Don’t make me angry Barry, you wont like me when I’m ANGRY!!!
Which brings up an interesting point, if they were ‘the guy,’ you don’t think you’d find the domains obamabiden, obamasebelius, obamabayh, obamanapolitano, obamaguiliani, etc, still floating around up for grabs on the net.
This is like being Rickrolled…
[re=66604]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: have you tried the others? Obamaedwards, ObamaKaine, etc?
Artist Nelson DeCastro?
Willie or Willie not?
Toby or not Toby?
Chet, or Notchet?
Joe, or Nojoe?
Nelson Muntz? Ha-hah.
You want to see a landslide? Run an Obama / (Willie) Nelson ticket and watch 1/2 of the South’s pot smocking rednecks vote for the ticket that promises to legalize weed. John McCain would be lucky to get Arizona.
[re=66617]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You don’t like your Senator?
From Wikipedia: “[Bill] Nelson was reelected as Senator on November 7, 2006 with 60 percent of the vote. His victory is the largest margin by a Democratic candidate in the state in many years.”
Putting FL in play seems smart.
Interesting–no such redirect happens with Richardson, Edwards, Clark, Kaine, Clinton or even Paul. Methinks you have stumbled onto something you were not meant to see, Mr. Layne.
…Nelson the bully from the “Simpson’s”?
Obama – Kaine = O.K.
Obama – Nelson = O.N.
As a bumper sticker manufacturer I approve either of these choices.
Okay, but look what happens when you type this in, people:
http://www.obamajesus.com
from the Orlando Sentinel a few days ago….”One loyal reader noted that the website http://www.ObamaNelson.com actually takes you directly to the Obama campaign website — whereas adding the names of other rumored VP contenders to Obama’s name (ObamaRichardson, ObamaBiden, etc.) takes you to squatter sites.
The Obama campaign isn’t talking — about the site or any aspect of the running-mate selection process — but said I wasn’t the first to ask about it. And the man to whom the ObamaNelson site is registered told the Delaware News Journal that he was simply hoping to make some money out of it and doesn’t work for any campaign or party.”
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_local_namesblog/2008/08/obama–nelson.html
[re=66584]paolaccio[/re]: I prefer their sister Tracy. Mmmm… The Father Dowling Mysteries… sexy nuns.
Horatio Nelson!
http://obama.com
[re=66613]tunamelt[/re]: [re=66622]Doglessliberal[/re]: I have to say, the Obama veepstakes are turning out to be a lot funner than I ever would have imagined possible. It’s going to be a letdown no matter who he picks after trading japes, yuks and mindless speculation with the Wonkette gang.
I hearts me some Wonkette commenters.
Group hug, everybody!
meanwhile http://www.obamabiden.com is parked.
It’s clearly Nelson Rockefeller.
[re=66627]Doglessliberal[/re]: …no, I actually like the guy! But after floating Biden’s name around for 3 weeks it kinda anti-climatic don’t you think? If he is going to pick someone other than Biden it better be a fukkin blockbuster Democratic super-star!!!
[re=66638]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: back at you, totally.
[re=66622]Doglessliberal[/re]: There’s some serious domain squatting going on. Look at the list of what’s been taken out of the running, here. http://www.politics2008.com/
[re=66638]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: He’s picking Jesus, yo. Seriously.
“Bill Nelson, as a pilot HE Didn’t crash”
I love it!!!
[re=66631]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Or maybe Admiral Lord Nelson who crushed the Islamofascists at the Battle of Gallipoli. Hopey needs a solid war hero on his ticket to pull the flag-wavers.
<img src=”http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/Bupptized/NelsonTwins.jpg”
Admiral Horatio Nelson? Why, McCain has had a grudge against him ever since Nelson took his girlfriend, back when they were in college together.
[re=66633]tunamelt[/re]: Holy crap.
Gaylord Nelson would be awesome. He was pretty damn cool, and dead.
[re=66638]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: I have SARS.
Hmmm… I just looked into this Ben Nelson fellow and he seems to fit the parts of Obama’s description. Nelson was able to cut Nebraska’s spending, balance the budget, and leave the governorship with a huge surplus. Also, he’s insanely popular in his state, he’s been both a senator and a governor.
AND he beat out the lady governor during his first run, which Hopey’s got to relate to.
[re=66642]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: but it would get him FL, and Nelson is pretty liberal (whatever that means these days), thus he could calm down some of those who think Barry is a traitor for taking compromise positions to get things done.
But who the hell knows?!
[re=66652]paolaccio[/re]: No, seriously, what the eff is that?
I just looked into this Ben Nelson fellow and he seems to fit the parts of Obama’s description. Nelson was able to cut Nebraska’s spending, balance the budget, and leave the governorship with a huge surplus. Also, he’s insanely popular in his state, he’s been both a senator and a governor.
But it’s Nebraska. Junior Samples is insanely popular in Nebraska.
[re=66656]itgetter[/re]: John McCain also has lots of experience of beating ladies.
Didn’t mydd already fall for a hoax by this guy Chan:
http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/8/4/134434/2842
http://hoosierpundit.blogspot.com/2008/08/so-much-for-that-rumor.html
The longer he waits and the more hype that builds, the more it makes me think he’s going to pick Clinton. Blech.
…just to cover all my bases!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_(surname)
[re=66633]tunamelt[/re]: The fuck?
[re=66638]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: what is your problem? you need a life
You mean Major Tony Nelson from Cocoa Beach FL with the rockin’ blond partner?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1719375872/tt0058815
[re=66629]itgetter[/re]: I was just thinking that too. Doesn’t he kinda look like a hybrid of Bob Eubanks, Bob Barker, and Gene Rayburn… he’s like the Super game show host mutation! But seriously, he’s kinda a nobody but it could be a smart move. He took down Tits McGee in FL too!
Uhhh …
Nelson Bunker Hunt?
A. Full Nelson?
The Flying Nelsons http://www.libcoop.net/mountclemens/nelsons.htm (all of them)?
Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson?
Byron Nelson?
Judd Nelson?
I’m out.
[re=66657]Doglessliberal[/re]: …dont believe the hype about Florida,Im fairly sure that this state is going blue this year.
I’m just amazed that he had the foresight to register barebackobama.com
[re=66654]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Gaylord? Obama-Deadbody 2008!
[re=66675]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: And still, John McCain will win it.
[re=66675]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I have YET to see a McCain bumper sticker, seen a few Obama’s, on like, hippie vans and shit, but I’m with you, mebbe FL. is done with thinning the herd?
Roger Clemens. The strategy is to continually bean Lieberman during the debates.
[re=66683]freakishlystrong[/re]: I hadn’t seen a McCain sticker either — until yesterday — in Dallas. It was a black sticker on a black car. What kind of idiot ruins the paint job on his bumper with a sticker you cannot even see?
Obama-Bismark v. Mccain-Lord Adm. Nelson?
Okay, I’ll admit I just like Bismark…
Charles NELSON Reilly
Also dead…but nutty!
Craig T.
Why not? If Fred Thompson can be taken seriously then he can be. Plus, he was able to survive the Poltergeist curse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poltergeist_Curse
[re=66690]MoonshineJoe[/re]: Bismarck I should say.
[re=66680]Darehead[/re]: Dead guys are perfect as vice president. Nobody can STFU better.
[re=66670]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yeah, but nothing happens if you use Allah. So obviously….
News about the Wonkette fake TXT MSG is going all around the world.
Really? No one has done this?
http://who.godaddy.com/WhoIs.aspx?domain=obamanelson.com&prog_id=godaddy
Registrant:
joe chan
1156 commonwealth ave
apt 47
allston, Massachusetts 02134
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: OBAMANELSON.COM
Created on: 13-Jul-07
Expires on: 13-Jul-09
Last Updated on: 07-May-08
Administrative Contact:
chan, joe joechan24@yahoo.com
1156 commonwealth ave
apt 47
allston, Massachusetts 02134
United States
(617) 271-6092
Half NELSON?
or the more provocative and hard to achieve…
Full NELSON?
[re=66682]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …nah, we managed to teach the corpses in Palm Beach how to use a voting machine.
[re=66683]freakishlystrong[/re]: …down hear in south Florida I have seen plenty of Obama stickers and maybe 1 or 2 WALNUTS! stickers. Im really waiting until the yard signs come out, I think that would give me a better (unscientific)barometer.
There is no rush, except for the MSM to fill their quotas. The longer he waits the more attention he’ll get anyway through the weekend, the less time the RNC has to prep a smear campaign before the Dem convention. In fact, the more attention he’ll get to talk about the Houses that Jack Built & anything else he wants to highlight. At this point, why not wait? Everyone is eating out of his hand. Hopey is the man and we’re not!
I”m fine with Judd Nelson, if we can have the 1980′s “Breakfast Club”/”St. Elmo’s Fire” Nelson. At least there would be an awesome soundtrack.
[re=66670]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: That’s Google Apps… they just have the domain parked, basically
Admiral Lord Nelson is a great choice for Denver because his corpse is packed in a brandy barrel. ARRGH! BTW, I think he beat the islamofacists at Trafalgar.
[re=66588]Walter Sobchak[/re]: While feeding beer to his horses, even.
[re=66698]superfecta[/re]: Well dammit all to heck.
[re=66671]Dairy Queen[/re]: HA! That is the last think I need.
[re=66652]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: And I have fleas + halitosis. Nobody’s perfect.
[re=66698]superfecta[/re]: Well, no one but [re=66615]seekingamid[/re] and, oh, about a million other people who didn’t feel the need to after that.
[re=66613]tunamelt[/re]: awesome.
[re=66698]superfecta[/re]: I’m right down the street from there, I’ll go knock on his door and ask him what the fuck.
[re=66703]DoctorCulturae[/re]: [re=66707]liquiddaddy[/re]: I think that was the French…
[re=66633]tunamelt[/re]: I seem to have lost my Obamajesus username and password…could you kindly send me a reminder email? Thx.
Someone smart with the internets totally has to get into that thing!!
[re=66689]Buffy and Hildegard[/re]: Ummm..anyone voting for WALNUTS!?
Hopey is going to lose his core constituency soon. Taunting your sycophantic friends in the press with this shit will eventually piss them off. Everyone except Maddow and Olbermann that is. If he does pick Hilz, my thoughts turn to Bill Richardson. He was angling to be Secretary of State but if Hilz is the VP, he’ll end up Ambassador to Papua New Guinea.
…Nell(Carters)son?
MANDELA
I do not, at all, like Bill Nelson.
That being said, if this is his choice, it is a very smart one.
[re=66715]Whiskeybaby[/re]: # Sign in with a different account
If you don’t have a Obamajesus.com account, no problem.
* You may be able to sign in with an account outside Obamajesus.com.
* You can create a Google Account.
Whois Record
Registrant:
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
Domain Name: OBAMAJESUS.COM
Created on: 05-Aug-08
Expires on: 05-Aug-09
Last Updated on: 05-Aug-08
Administrative Contact:
Private, Registration
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599 Fax — (480) 624-2598
Technical Contact:
Private, Registration
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599 Fax — (480) 624-2598
Domain servers in listed order:
NS47.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
NS48.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
The identical fair-haired musical genius Celebrity Fit Club 3 celebrity beauties, Matthew and Gunnar TheNelsons?
All these stupid short-listers waiting by the phone hoping their “boyfriend” picks them.
But I HAVE a Google account and it doesnt work. Shit, now he has my password.
Also, I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM OBAMA’S CAMPAIGN!!!!1
Apparently, John McCain doesn’t know how many houses he owns? Well, that was fucking news to me.
[re=66727]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: I can’t live (without your love and affection)!
[re=66711]MattW[/re]: Wrong! Tunamelt did!
Clearly neither of us does more than skim. We must be elitists.
[re=66692]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Err…actually Craig T. is one of the ‘A-list Hollwooders’ going to Walnuts fundraiser during the Democratic convention. (Along with Robert Duvall, Jon ‘I’m insane’ Voight, & some other lamo’s I can’t remember. Heck, I don’t even think Chuckles Norris has peeled himself away from the Huckster yet.)
[re=66733]superfecta[/re]: I did the whois for obamajesus.com
[re=66723]tunamelt[/re]: What if the host turns out to be…GOD!!!!
[re=66702]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Going by yard signs, Ron Paul should be chief Jesus commander of the United States by now.
I’m still wondering if the RNC or someone else is planning a news dump for this afternoon in anticipation of it covered in VP.
I’m getting all jittery at this point… just announce already before I have an ulcer!
Lets face it, it’s after lunchtime (even on the West coaat) and it’s Friday. We won’t be hearing an announcement until Monday now: everybody’s too drunk to watch the news until then.
http://www.obamaisblack.com totally works. So. We’ve confirmed that much.
[re=66726]tunamelt[/re]: Dude, Scottsdale? Yeah, that’s not suspicious AT ALL. I can’t wait to see how this unfolds.
For “fun” type in http://www.obamabiden.org (not com). Sorry, no porn, but I am dizzy from confusion so that’s a plus.
O/T but since our beloved editors are on their way to Idiot National, has anyone seen this exchange of letters between Hopey and McNasty? It’s a little — um — mean on one person’s part:
http://obama.senate.gov/letter/060206-sen_obama_and_sen_mccain_exchange_letters_on_ethics_reform/
[re=66602]freakishlystrong[/re]: I gotta go with FS here, Nelson Mandela’s 27 years in prison makes McWingnut’s 5.5 seem like a warm up act.
Hey, can a brother get a hookup sure takes on a new meaning with this ticket.
But, for sheer sound of the ticket I’d go for the Dahli Lama…..
Obama/Lama anyone?
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Prince’s last name is Nelson. Minnesota’s a lock.
Sludgyreport is running the story he probably would have run had Hopey named a VP saying Hilz was dissed. Guess he chose to run it even though she might still get the pick: pwned.
[re=66748]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yeah, I saw Scottsdale and was like… I wonder if I inadvertently will uncover some vast conspiracy, all because I felt like typing in some snarky remark on Wonkette.
Look at this stupid article; they actually take us seee-weee-uss-ly*
The Wonkette blog says that Barack Obama’s vice presidential running mate is going to be Senator Hillary Clinton. Wonkette offered a possible conversation between Obama and those on the other end of one of those phone calls made on Thursday. “‘Sorry bro you are not the one.”‘(He says “bro” every time because his running mate will be Hillary Clinton.)”
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/975600/obamas_vice_president_media_frenzy.html
[re=66750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Someone should repost those here.
[re=66750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Is that… is that thing real?
ugh…can we please have another news story already? It’s been what, 86 minutes?????
[re=66754]tunamelt[/re]: That would be the best thing ever. Also, since it seems like the whole world is starting to believe that Wonkette posts actual information, it would be timely. I hate to think of what will happen once the editors quit eating whiskey for breakfast and end up covering REAL news, but, thems the breaks, I guess.
[re=66758]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I hope so. That is some funny stuff.
As much as I would appreciate Nelson (Bill, Ricky, whatever), it’s crap. Now it’s redirecting to MSNBC. All you’re doing is getting Joe Chan some bucks from google ads.
Okay, the 12 o’clock PST lunch hour is now unwinding. I think that means no veep announcement until at least 6 o’clock EST today or tomorrow mid-day at the latest.
God this week’s news is fucking strange. I’m waiting patiently to see if my BFF Barry texts me who he has a crush on and reading innumerable stories about some crotchety old guy who forgot where he lives.
I think I’m going to go over and watch the JibJab vid again. At least it has a unicorn.
[re=66759]N8Ma[/re]: This thread needs a fork stuck in it real soon. I’m about to take a walk around the block and stop in the bar for a quickie.
http://obamamuslim.com/
[re=66759]N8Ma[/re]: We ARE the news story. Waiting for Obama is #1 on GoogleNews.
But I understand how important the opportunity to lead your party’s effort to exploit this issue must seem to a freshman Senator, and I hold no hard feelings over your earlier disingenuousness. Again, I have been around long enough to appreciate that in politics the public interest isn’t always a priority for every one of us.
Ooh, burn.
[re=66760]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Wonkette Investigative Journalism division.
[re=66750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Um… holy shit. WALNUTS! is a fucking douchebag.
Walnuts! seems to use many, many words when just a few would do. In this instance, he could have just said, “You aren’t doing what I say, so you’re a partisan hack and should go eat a dick.” There! All the information he wanted to convey, but now it’s EFFICIENT!
[re=66766]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: SIGH.
“Americans are making it sound as if being a Muslim is a crime. Most Americans do even know ANYTHING about Muslims or Islam, the religion Muslims follow.”
How can we expect Americans to choose a President when they do even know anything?
Can we have a contest, time of announcement and veep?
Lord Nelson as VEEP would not hesitate to crush McCain and his zombie followers through the vigorous application of grape shot across the stern. Of course the citizenship thing could be a complication.
[re=66668]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: My vote: Nelson’s Syndrome.
Or Nelson Riddle.
[re=66758]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yep — Hopey attended McCain’s private brainstorming meeting and the next day Obama decided to support the official Democratic bill. To give McCain more credit than he probably deserves, he was probably stung by the insinuation that going outside official Senate channels was just a delaying tactic. But that would be reading a lot into the subtext. I think it’s just McCain being his normal bitchy self.
Credit where credit is due, I got the ref from this Timothy Noah piece in Slate yesterday.
However, it appears the domain is privately owned by a Joe Chan of Allston, MA.
http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jsp?domain=obamanelson.com
Now it links to MSNBC
[re=66773]Platypus[/re]: and imagine the parties they would have, with all the nancy-boys in their cute sailor outfits.
Just announce the old bag – the old bag being Hillary, as if – and be done with it.
[re=66750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McMean is Voldermort to Obama’s Harry…
I love the unsolicited sites like obamacarter.com and obamaclark.com. My favorite one so far is obamacheney.com.
[re=66751]jerryw[/re]: Or should he pick his wife it could be:
Obama/BabyMama ’08…
http://www.obamaiswhite.org/
Forbidden.
[re=66780]freakishlystrong[/re]: Obama’s hairy what?
Obama/Borgnine ’08
[re=66772]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Tomorrow, 11:03 am. Do we win TruckNutz?
[re=66671]Dairy Queen[/re]: If there’s life outside Wonkette commenting, I don’t want to know about it. Unless there’s ice cream.
What is this tantric veep watch?
[re=66785]Voyou Charmant[/re]: How does one go about getting those “priviledges”?
Why, his hairy potter of course!
[re=66770]Strictly for the Tardcore[/re]: The whole first paragraph is a beautiful example of why you should never send a letter that you’ve written while angry — but the concluding two sentences are a beautiful combo of convolution and passive-aggression:
I’m embarrassed to admit that after all these years in politics I failed to interpret your previous assurances as typical rhetorical gloss routinely used in politics to make self-interested partisan posturing appear more noble. Again, sorry for the confusion, but please be assured I won’t make the same mistake again.
I left my Blackberry at home and went out for an hour — ONE WHOLE HOUR WITHOUT MY CRACKBERRY — and still nothing?!
Fuck you, Barry! I’m voting McCain.
I’m all in favor of Mike Nelson, but only if Crow can be Secretary of Defense and Servo Secretary of State.
[re=66774]S.Luggo[/re]: I don’t know. I always thought the Obama Presidency would have a smokey Jazz soundtrack, not big band/standards.
[re=66780]freakishlystrong[/re]: He kinda reminds me of the monk who eats the poisoned book in The Name of the Rose.
[re=66796]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That. Is. AWESOME. “I’m sorry I didn’t realize that you’re such an idiot. My bad!” Jeeze. WALNUTS! really does take passive-aggressive to lofty new heights.
[re=66772]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Sunday, 12pm Eastern, Biden. Book it, done.
Ok, I slept for an hour and a half and not only has NOTHING HAPPENED IN WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, our editors are obviously out drinking as there have been no new posts is over TWO HOURS. Thank god it’s Friday and I can go play now.
[re=66800]SayItWithWookies[/re]: He kinda reminds me of an old, rabid dog, but the Name of the Rose is a lofty reference indeed!
[re=66760]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: [re=66754]tunamelt[/re]: guys, guys, I hate to burst your conspiracy theories, truly I do because they’ve been so much fun. But Domains by Proxy is a company that allows you to host your website anonymously so that people can’t search the whois database and find out what sicko would even think of hosting McCainLovesBlackCock.com .
Oo! oo! I just thought of a great business opportunity.
120 MINUTES since the last Wonkette update?!?!?!?!
If I have to continue to work ’til 5pm this Friday, so do you.
Can’t you do a story about the Gary Coleman VP rumors? They exist, you know…
Okay, if he doesn’t announce soon, how am I going to know who my fellow Dems in the office are? I need to find my people, dammit!
I’ve passed the time waiting for Barry’s txt designing bumper stickers that say “Obama: One House, One Spouse!”
[re=66807]pattycake[/re]: Yeah, I know, I’ve used them before. McCainSucksBlackCock is MY site. I just liked the idea of starting some shit.
[re=66805]whiteasasheet[/re]: [re=66809]N8Ma[/re]: Relax. They’re on their way to Denver. Or getting wasted beforehand, for which I would not disparage them. Have you priced drinks on a plane recently?
arghh! The tension has been building for me ever since Tuesday evening when I heard that he might announce as early as Wednesday morning. And when I woke up this morning I was sure that there would be a special text for me. AND THERE WASN’T! Christmas has failed to come once again.
So, it’s true then? Russia pulled out of Georgia before Obama announced the veep? Or are these stories related? Maybe Putin and Barry were doing some hanky panky and made a deal?
[re=66811]voidifaltered[/re]: I’d get one! But I already sold my car to pay for my corn.
[re=66820]spraklepeapooh[/re]: Yeah, the sun just came up where I live. And I think the original announcement was to be as early as TUESDAY morning which was postponed cuzza whatserface dyin’ and all but I mean this is too much (tune up the Carly Simon) anticipation…. or is it constipation?
Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie. He could rock Nasa so we can Wonk on Mars.
[re=66818]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oops. Nevermind.
Darehead: well of course The Chosen One makes the sun come up. But I expect a lot more of him– like announcing his VP choice BEFORE they’re supposed to campaign together tomorrow.
I may just drive to Wherever, IL for his speech tomorrow. Although it would be a day’s drive and I can’t afford the gas. Wait . . . does that mean that McCain is keeping me from my beloved? That’s it! Years ago McCain and Dubya started to orchestrate this whole gas price thing not to get richer (that part was just a bonus) but to prevent all of america from seeing and touching Barry. Aha! It all makes sense now.
That’s it. It’s drink-o’clock on a Friday afternoon. Now, if I do get the text, how will I ever remember?
[re=66743]grendel[/re]: Al Jittery? That’s one guy who’s definitely on the TSA body cavity search list.
We’re like a bunch of kids in the backseat; “Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,”Are we there yet?”,
[re=66854]freakishlystrong[/re]: well . . . are we?
[re=66807]pattycake[/re]: See, that just makes me even more convinced it’s all a big conspiracy.
[re=66859]spraklepeapooh[/re]: No, Goddamit! This is cutting in to my box a wine time..
[re=66799]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: AND only if they bring MST3K back into full weekly production. This Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic bullcrap just makes me sad and sentimental for the real deal.
CNN wanker told big girl’s blouse Wolf Blitznoid he though Veep might be Gore. Obama/Gore?
[re=66894]hatlesshead[/re]: “big girls blouse” is fucking brilliant, but as for Gore, no fucking way.
I’m gonna see Willie again this year. For my birthday! Wooooo!
The msnbc article is floating our very own Chet Edwards. I would be in favor of that.
[re=66872]freakishlystrong[/re]: I have to ask, do you slap the bag?
Associated Press is reporting that Texas “Chet” Edwards is a “dark horse” candidate. Is this racism? Can we now retire that tired old nag of an outworn phrase, consign it to a compassionate demise?
I think neither of the Edwards are in the running, so to speak. Rather, I think Barry is really going to surprise us with someone who will, in his words, fight him tooth and nail on every goddamn issue, questioning Barry’s judgment, patriotism, memory, fiduciary morals and even his gender identification, day after endless dayz.
Yes, my friends, I speak of that great Merkin, a stout New Englander and Republican, and vociferous opponent of the spread of slavery, Hannibal Hamlin.
If he was good enough for POTUS Lincoln the First, then why not Hopey POUTUS Secondus Effetus Arugula?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hannibal_Hamlin,_photo_portrait_seated,_c1860-65.jpg
[re=66940]sanantonerose[/re]: I’m gonna see Willie again this year. For my birthday! Wooooo!
Geez, Rose. If you told me it was your birthday, I would have offered to show you my willie.
[re=66940]sanantonerose[/re]: I guess I meant to say every good girl should get to see some willie on her b-day.
Joe Chan (registrant) takes pictures for Reuters, many of which are featured on MSNBC.com. Conspiracy deepens.
[re=67049]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Wonkette always turns into Craigslist casual encounters after a certain period of time has passed.
so it links to msnbc, but how did Chan get it linking to Obama’s sign-up form?
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