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by Ken Layne

4:40 pm August 22, 2008

OH HI POTUS ’08 XM LISTENERS: Here is how you send terrible fake Obama veep TXT messages. [POTUS '08]

{ 14 comments }

cal August 22, 2008 at 4:46 pm

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Lionel Hutz Esq. August 22, 2008 at 4:47 pm

As always, they came for the fake text messages, they will stay for the snark and butt sex.

Mostly the butt sex, but you get the point.

Darehead August 22, 2008 at 4:47 pm

What? The links took me nowhere. So may I just say that the secret service are gathering in Waco now, and the clues are all there. The “horse” thread meant it would be a dark horse (figuratively, that is) which is also horse code for “Mr. Edwards.” And the “Nelson” meant Willie, as in, “a person from Texas.” So, I think Chet is the winner….

voidifaltered August 22, 2008 at 4:49 pm

so far I have gotten or sent the follow fake VP picks

Hillary (plz jeebus, let that be fake…)
Justin Timberlake
Ben Affleck
BaBa Booey
“yo momma”

Gregory_of_Nazianzus August 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm

[re=66844]voidifaltered[/re]: In order of increasing likelihood.

Outstando August 22, 2008 at 5:00 pm

This is so far past the adrenal anticipatory stage. It’s even past the post-adrenaline nausea stage and deep into the hangover. Obama could show up a press conference with Jesus as running mate and we’d all be like ‘Oh, him. Yeah, I thought so.’

Godot August 22, 2008 at 5:01 pm

POTUS 08 is a pretty neat channel. I listened to it pretty much non-stop at work during the primaries, and I listen to it most of the time still. Sucks that they moved the timeslot for the Slate.com Political Gabfest though, that used to round out my workweek very nicely.

Outstando August 22, 2008 at 5:02 pm

[re=66856]Outstando[/re]: Now turn this fucking water into wine, bitch. It’s Papa’s Friday Time.

Larry Fine August 22, 2008 at 5:03 pm

[re=66844]voidifaltered[/re]: I got Phil Ashio, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt

shortsshortsshorts August 22, 2008 at 5:03 pm

Anybody else get the text message yet? I am completely dismayed and overjoyed.

Darehead August 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm

[re=66858]Godot[/re]: There you are. We have all been waiting for you.

angryhippopotamus August 22, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Goddamnit Obama, if you don’t text me in the next half hour, I mean, fuck. just don’t even bother. I’m serious. No really, I am. Just leave me alone. asshole.

No baby I didn’t mean it. I’m sorry. Call me.

voidifaltered August 22, 2008 at 5:20 pm

[re=66850]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]: actually “my momma” would be a fine pick, on many fronts. But we’d all have to be in bed by 8:30 on a school night.

Mista Eko August 22, 2008 at 5:53 pm

They just did a brief “blogs showing how to fake text message” on Bloomberg Radio. No name drop though. Tim Kaine was asked about his name showing up and he said something about hackers. Oh Ken, what have you wrought?

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