• February 15, 2012
  • CONVENTION PARTIES ARE TERRIBLE: Bill Maher doesn’t want people getting up while he does his comedy act, so people weren’t allowed to go outside for a cigarette at Rolling Stone‘s condom party. [The Field]

{ 15 comments }

kellygrrrl August 26, 2008 at 7:47 pm

Bill needs some serious help with his makeup
he looked like he was done up at the morgue

johnbpt August 26, 2008 at 7:48 pm

What’s with all the condoms at this convention? Shouldn’t we be trying to outbreed the Republicans?

loquaciousmusic August 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm

It’s going to be SO FUN when the Paultards also have their convention in the Minnesota place. Of course, CNN won’t talk smack about them the way they’re talking about the Defeatocrats, but still…

AngryBlakGuy August 26, 2008 at 7:54 pm

[re=70615]johnbpt[/re]: …nah, we are trying to out wait them. With the level of inbreeding, Meth use and pollution of their own enviroment its only a matter of time before:

A). They turn into lumbering brain damaged ape like creatures.

B). Are rendered completely sterile from the cocktail of contaminants floating through their blood streams.

or

C). Darwinism finally catches up to them.

AngryBlakGuy August 26, 2008 at 7:56 pm

…Bill Maher is actually pretty damn funny when he isn’t being a self-absorbed douche!

smellyal8r August 26, 2008 at 7:58 pm

[re=70622]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Bill Maher hasn’t been funny in like 20 years. I guess that’s how long he’s been a self-absorbed douche.

ReverendGreen August 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm

I’m a big Maher fan actually (I find his politics discussions pretty filter-free), but I like how when he tells a joke that bombs he assumes it’s because the audience didn’t get the joke and turns on them, saying “read the newspaper” or something assured that it wasn’t a lame joke.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Komodo Photo? Commintern Photo? Couomo Photo? Co….co…..ladies and gentlemen…..
THE COMMEMORATIVE PANoRAMIC PHOTO

hey! that’s Louis Daguerre in the bitters working white blues shirt!
http://www.makingthemodernworld.org.uk/icons_of_invention/img/IM.1151_el.jpg

now

wha t evah

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 26, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Bill Maher, some of his best friends are “African Americans”
but if you watch his teevee bullshit, you know he looks more in character in a white hood and McExxon button for all of the hot air comin’ outta his ass

grrrrrrrrrrr

SuperRounder August 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Bill Maher is a big fan of the ladies of color. And people can’t stand during his show because they’d be taller than him.

CivicHoliday August 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm

[re=70621]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Sorry, option ‘A’ already happened, but they’re still allowed to vote…so…we’re fucked. Or, rather, we better get fucking, so we can start to outnumber the stupid bastards.

snig August 26, 2008 at 9:22 pm

Maher’s still very funny and has maintained sanity while pointing out insanity of it all. Whiny nicfiend in the article should bring a patch for emergencies.

jerryw August 27, 2008 at 12:10 pm

If I’m at a condom sponsored event, the last thing I’d go out for is a cigarette.
They pass out free samples and I’d be looking for a woman that met the basics:
A pulse and body temperature above ambient. Actually, those are preferences and
I could work around a lack of either. Hell, both.
As for your whiney diatribe, it’s nice to know in this time of drought in the West,
all that would be needed for punishment for smokers like you would be a chair
to tie you to and a tv monitor showing old cigg ads, save a lot of water for sure.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

youknew August 27, 2008 at 7:26 pm

[re=70639]ReverendGreen[/re]: Maher hasn’t been filter-free since Politically Incorrect. When they shut that shit down, he became real careful. The reason he’s not funny is because he runs his act by his stable instead of an actual audience. When someone “takes care” of you, you laugh at anything they say.

[re=70642]Oscar Folsom Cleveland[/re]: His African-American friends are typically stereotypes. That makes him pretty well racist to me. He also defends his good friend Don Imus who, like himself is not racist, but loves a good black stereotype.

youknew August 27, 2008 at 7:27 pm

Also, everyone knows cigarettes come after the main event, not before. Duh.

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