• February 13, 2012
  • WATCH YR CORNHOLE BUD: Ha, this dude we met at a cigar and liquor (and dildo) party the other night was comically arrested, covering “the role of corporate lobbyists and wealthy donors at the convention for a series of Money Trail reports” for ABC News. Well, when we saw him, he was just throwin’ those drinks down and taking pictures of the bar band, and smoking cigars. Then again there were creepy members of Congress there sidling up to the (surprising amount of) hot ass in town. But now our poor friend from ABC News is in jail for taking their pictures. We’ll see you on the other side, Asa. [TV Newser]

{ 9 comments }

jinmoom August 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Let’s just make cameras illegal and spare everyone the trouble of having ambiguous laws.

JeffGoldblum August 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm

The NWO Police State strikes again!! Where are all the True Patriots with “9/11 Was An Inside Jeorb” t-shirts to balance out this shitshow? Keepin’ ‘Em ‘Onest!!

Gopherit v2.0 August 27, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Awesome! It’s illegal to photograph congresscritters with lobbyists? Well, you have to give them credit, it’s an innovative way of legislating against lobbyist influence…..I mean, if a senator take a bribe in the forest, and you can’t bring a camera, did it ever happen?

FlownOver August 27, 2008 at 5:44 pm

While the po-leese were busy with this one, Focks News is reporting some 9/11 Truth dude “attacked” La Malkin! Verbally, it turns out. OMG!

Cogito Ergo Bibo August 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Enjoy your ride on the Gitmo Express, ABC dude! Pack rubbers. Both kinds. I hear there’s a hurricane.

LittlePig August 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm

Kinda puts the ABC News editors in a bind. As loyal Seig-Heilers, they won’t want to show the police in a bad light, but as loyal Press folks, they’ll want to stand behind their….

Aw, who the hell am I kidding? Never gonna see the light of day. Bye, Asa!

sanantonerose August 27, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Ahhhh….cornhole. I never laughed harder than when Carlin was yelling “cornhole!” during his “Life is Worth Losing” show.

Canuckledragger August 27, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Was Asa packing rifles and meth? Wearing a Nazi skull ring?

Oh. He was just trying to photograph politico-shysters keeping company with influence peddlars? Fuck, since when is THAT a crime? Slow day for the DPD or what?

villageatrois August 28, 2008 at 4:19 am

I yam disgustipated! khaff, kfaff. Roll up yer sleeves, ye ceegar-chompin hops swillin’ dork, and regard da light a heaben! khaff, khaff. I’ll pull yez out in me rowboat, and letz ya drowns yer way back.

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