• February 14, 2012
ORGANS FOR HOPE

This Is A Great Deal!

by Jim Newell

3:02 pm August 28, 2008

Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]

{ 47 comments }

Serolf Divad August 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Taking girlfriend to Obama rally is the new sure-fire-get-you-laid-romantic-comedy-hit.

FMA August 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm

I wouldn’t mind having an adrenal gland just to chew on.

cal August 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Now that’s one ugly kidney.

NoWireHangers August 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

I like to stock up on kidneys when they’re on sale and free them until I start peeing blood.

NoWireHangers August 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

[re=73333]NoWireHangers[/re]: free = freeze

Atoz August 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Throw in a lobe of your liver and you might get some interest. There’s been a lot of drinking going on.

capitol hillbilly August 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm

mmm, kidney pie!

Noodle Salad August 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Why has Barry refused to condemn the communist organ trade his campaign has spawned?

Doglessliberal August 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Imagine what he’d offer for a face-to-face meeting with Hopey.

Or don’t imagine, actually.

StripesAndPlaids August 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Ok that is just fucked up.

ing August 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

I wonder if I could have it installed and then have three kidneys…

Anonymous Office Zombie August 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Up the ante by throwing in the girlfriend too, and then maybe we’ll talk.

Norbert August 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

that “right ureter” looks a bit like that thing hanging out of Barry’s swim trunks in Hawaii a few days ago, only pinker. more than a coincidence?

Gopherit v2.0 August 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm

2 tickets for a kidney? That’s not an exchange we can believe in!

Dientes August 28, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Craig’s List, is there anything you do not offer?

Texan Bulldoggette August 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm

He’s going to wake up in an ice-filled bathtub with abdominal pain & no memory of the speech. Just a “Got Hope” button used in place of stitches. So sad….

AngryBlakGuy August 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm

…these guy is getting ripped off. In Indonesia you can sell a kidney for upwards of $10,000, where as these tickets cost a $1000 a piece! By the way is anyone interested in making a little money.

AngryBlakGuy August 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm

…when he is in the presence of Hopey and basks in his celestial glow, he will grow a new kidney! And his penis will increase in both length and girth!

ManchuCandidate August 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm

That’s not black market organ selling we can live with.

S.Luggo August 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Is this John Edwards?

Cogito Ergo Bibo August 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm

I could really use a liver. Not yet. But by the time this election is over, definitely.

Vanity Smurf August 28, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Part of a liver would probably be a better offer.

Cape Clod August 28, 2008 at 3:19 pm

In similar news, one man offered a stool sample for tickets to get into the McCain rally at the Nutter Arena. When told that the tickets were free and that they had plenty to offer, he still insisted that they take the stool sample.

JadedDIssonance August 28, 2008 at 3:20 pm

[re=73345]ing[/re]: I thought the same thing…I’m wondering where they’d put it…

grendel August 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm

[re=73345]ing[/re]: Then you could drink more!

bup August 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm

The saddest part? It’s John Edwards’ kidney.

Well, OK, his wife’s kidney.

freppish August 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm

are you willing to upgrade from organs to limbs? i could totally use a third arm

Guppy06 August 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm

[re=73350]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Five and a half kidneys!

Vanity Smurf August 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm

I dunno, those Craig’s List kidneys… you never know where they’ve been or how many times they’ve been transplanted.

Doglessliberal August 28, 2008 at 3:26 pm

[re=73353]Dientes[/re]: No. It is a truly wonderful little bizarroworld.

grendel August 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=73369]freppish[/re]: We all know what you want the 3rd arm for… you should be ashamed.

WadISay August 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm

I don’t need your kidney, but if you could please post a picture of your lady-friend, she might have something I could use.

[re=73350]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: [re=73362]Cape Clod[/re]: [re=73368]bup[/re]: Great!

John McClain August 28, 2008 at 3:31 pm

That “kidney” looks like Karl Rove. Don’t let that malevolent fetus anywhere near your lower back, people! Look what happened to the GOP!!

Gopherit v2.0 August 28, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=73368]bup[/re]: True, he never said it was his kidney, just that he knew where he could get one.

JadedDIssonance August 28, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=73354]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Ice Baths are passe. New Hotness: waking up in Ann Coulter’s bed.

freppish August 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm

[re=73380]grendel[/re]: you know you would do it to

grendel August 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm

[re=73410]JadedDIssonance[/re]: There’s not enough bleach in the world to clean yourself after that

grendel August 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=73415]freppish[/re]: Yeah, how did you think I knew what you wanted it for? ;)

TGY August 28, 2008 at 3:56 pm

“Give your heart to Obama!”

Godot August 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=73410]JadedDIssonance[/re]: I’ll stick with the ice bath, it’s warmer.

FMA August 28, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=73419]grendel[/re]: And there’s not enough alcohol in the world to make that happen.

Rush August 28, 2008 at 5:21 pm

I won’t sell a kidney but I have a slightly “stained” orange pantsuit to trade…..

space stout August 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm

will wait like a kid on christmas eve for the youtube video of the donating… http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-10-v.htm

gjdodger August 28, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Know how to cook kidneys?
Fry the piss out of them!
/heard that from a chef at the country club

TexasCowGirl August 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Am I the only one who wants to pinch Barry’s nips?

jagorev August 28, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Apparently the McCain ad that will air tonight will be congratulatory and nice, not him being a jerk. I will believe it when I see it. I bet McCain will sound like a jerk even when saying congratulations.

Scarab August 29, 2008 at 1:17 am

Ha, I just made the same trade on Craigslist for a left nut… at least I think that’s what he was offering… I mean he did post a bunch of photos of his his testicles… and I just assumed… oh shit, there’s the doorbell now.

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