• February 13, 2012

Flat but not ... uh who caresMcCAIN TRYING TO STEAL WONKETTE’S PAGE VIEWS: As your Wonkette staggers under the heavy load of a trillion people trying to find Sarah Palin pictures online, the evil anti-capitalist McCain Campaign is attempting to steal our precious web traffic with this Google Ad: “Sarah Palin Photos: Get Official Campaign Photos of Governor Sarah Palin Today! JohnMcCain.com/Palin.”

{ 37 comments }

snig September 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm

You know we love you Ken, but if they have more bikini shots up than you, well, brand loyalty only means so much.

HopeNutz September 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm

So take the money and donate it to Obama. Or better, Ron Paul.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Well, how else is McGrampster going to drive traffic to his site? Of course, unless he adds the search terms “hot” “GILF” and “naked,” I think his success rate ain’t gonna as high as he’s thinkin’.

StrangelyBrown September 3, 2008 at 5:21 pm

This being Wonkette, I feel that you should focus on monopolizing the “Sarah Palin nude photos pr0n” pageviews.

SuperRounder September 3, 2008 at 5:21 pm

[re=81414]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: He could have Cindy’s pics from Miss Buffalo Chip published.

shortsshortsshorts September 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Okay Ken Layne, I’m gonna need a bit of an explanation on this one. I am admittedly thick, but I’m not seeing the connection after clicking the link. If you cannot explain, then perhaps you can tell me why I’m so retarded.

Outstando September 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm

[re=81414]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: I wonder how much GILF and VPILF have been bid up on Google in the last week.

iwillsavethispatient September 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm

Err… but that Google search you linked to doesn’t actually return any Wonkette pages. Oooh, I get it, you’re trying to get into the top ten… cunning, Mr Layne, cunning…

Itsjustme September 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm

Thanks Johnny but I prefer a reliable site for my photos.

Borat September 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm

When will Walnuts learn people only click on links for pictures spelled Pixxx?

I thought those snowbillyz were teaching him the internet?

MoodProcessor September 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm

“Looking for naked Sarah Palin pics?”

Fucking awesome.

irisheyes September 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Hey- Booby pics aside, the MSM is now taking horribly sexist shots and the new Beloved VP

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-na-earmarks3-2008sep03,0,5932587.story

RuperttheBear September 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Meh. She’s not that hot. Face by Sherwin Williams. And I’m betting she’s got a muff like a bag of steel wool.

Sara K. Smith = Hottie

Moose muff snow dwarf = NO

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm

All I know is that when Time Magazine starts reporting the search for naked Palin pics as news, the world is probably coming to an end: http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1838041,00.html

And they apparently didn’t find any. Fail.

SayItWithWookies September 3, 2008 at 5:30 pm

But does anyone have any pictures of her when she wasn’t as qualified to be VP as she is now?

ManchuCandidate September 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Poor Walnuts doesn’t understand.

SarahRolling >>>>>>>>> Rickrolling

tunamelt September 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm

But only Wonkette provides the unofficial McCain campaign photos.

Gopherit v2.0 September 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm

[re=81430]RuperttheBear[/re]: She was attractive til her speech. Her voice grates, and she’s dumb as a bag of mooseburgers.

shortsshortsshorts September 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm

Caribou Barbie!
Thank you loquaciousmusic.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 3, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Of course, on the Republican sites, they blur out the naughty bits.

illnoise September 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm

hopefully the google adwords hits will burn through their funds (click that link, folks!) AND leave enough horny republicans frustrated that it’ll undermine the campaign.

Vanity Smurf September 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm

[re=81435]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I haven’t seen any baby pics yet come to think of it — of her, not her many babies.

gurukalehuru September 3, 2008 at 5:50 pm

I, too, want to see nude pix of Sarah, or at least as close as possible. I’m guessing she’s got a really cute congeniality.

illnoise September 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Also, I’m glad that inline “Choke” post is locked in the second spot there, because I hadn’t heard about that movie yet. I don’t typically look at the margins of your site, even when they’re magentastic. I sorta miss Tussin Girl.

slavojzizek September 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm

[re=81419]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Look over on the right when you click the link. First Google ad.

shortsshortsshorts September 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm

[re=81461]slavojzizek[/re]: That part I got, I don’t get the Wonkette/McCain connection here.
WAIT A MINUTE: Dream ticket:

Wonkette/McCain ’08.

tunamelt September 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm

[re=81460]illnoise[/re]: She’s robotrippin’

Mr. Herpes September 3, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Buy all you can, she won’t last. McCain campaign is putting out statement today denying National Enquirer story about Palin affair. Somebody call John Edwards.

cal September 3, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Caribou Barbie(TM) comes with the Slutty Co-ed(TM) outfit and all the accessories you see here (Bong not included).

WhatTheHeck September 3, 2008 at 6:22 pm

Oh noes. I just put 2 and 2 together. Walnutz is the Ken doll to Palin’s Caribou Barbie.

Terry September 3, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Did you see that Caribou Barbie attended three colleges in Idaho before she finally got a degree in journalism? Who knew there there three colleges in that state at all?

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez September 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm

I want to see a vid of her performing her whistling talent at the Miss Mukluk pageant. I would pay.

devilboy September 3, 2008 at 7:24 pm

You guys ought to run your own competing Google ad…it’s not that expensive, especially when you consider that funny is priceless.

Reefpilot September 3, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Is this a case of bandwidth theft? Or just a cheap way to tap into the klondike porn market?

That picture of yup-yup in the eighties. I’d hit that like a 1990s lesbian prison sex film. But not contemporary yup-yup. She reminds me of Melfi in the later years of the Sopranos. /puke

whuisit September 3, 2008 at 8:36 pm

What do John McCain and Levi Johnston have in common?

No exit strategy.

Twinkletoes September 3, 2008 at 8:45 pm

What will Palin wear tonight? I’m so excited to see! I’m guessing a PTA button, a giant sparkly flag pin, a miss Congeniality sash, a hunters cap, and a breast pump. Plus some trashy clothes.

bitchincamaro September 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm

[re=81670]whuisit[/re]: win!

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