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Organizers say the evening’s theme is “prosperity.” Though “reform” will be a large component of the remarks, especially Palin’s.
So, we’re all prosperous, and thus need to reform. WHAT? I just swallowed an ice cube.
I hate that.
I wish Sarah Palin could parachute into the RNC in full Alaska National Guard / 49th Missile Defense Battalion regalia, shooting pop-up piñatas of arugula-munching dirty hippies…
Damn right Sarah’s got the experience. AND DONT NOONE SAY NOTHIN’ NO HOW IN THE CONTRARY, sexists.
In that picture she looks like Marilyn Milian of People’s Court. Any bets on how she wears her rat nest hair tonight?
Oh Hallelujah! I get to judge Sarah Palin’s TelePrompTer-reading skills. I expect the experience to be orgasmic, and will shriek along with her as her eyeballs move from side to side.
Who’s this weird looking guy? He sounds like he’s from mass., but I didn’t know they had any republicans there.
Speaking of Palin’s experience, who can forget Sarah Palin standing in West Alaska, declaring to thousands of cheering Berliners, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this Bering Strait!”
[re=81566]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: I cried buckets.
This doesn’t have much to do with anything, but are the people at the Economist reading Wonkette?
http://media.economist.com/images/20080830/D3508FB2.jpg
Has she screwed up yet?
Sarah Palin – Ready From Day When?
welcome to the debutante ball
This upcoming November will be an interesting month. Who will make history!
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check it out!!!!
[re=81568]tunamelt[/re]: And then there was that great speech she made at that convention, where she told us that there isn’t a Red Alaska, or a Blue Alaska, there’s the Independent State of Alaska!
I tuned into tonight’s Fox “All Stars” roundtable discussion they show on Brit Hume’s godawful news program. (Because, why not?) Obviously Palin and her upcoming speech was the topic of discussion. The panel looked like a bunch of condemned prisoners awaiting a firing squad who had just been diagnosed with rectal cancer. It was awesome.
[re=81580]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Well, whoever said that thing here before about how all she has to do is not give birth, and she’ll be deemed a success, was right.
At the convention there’s like forty people?
Oh, look who’s up now — Miss What’s the Matter with Kansas 2008.
[re=81566]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Fucking mega win.
[re=81579]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: More fucking mega win. What the hell are you on?
[re=81575]Bao[/re]: Thank you Bao! THIS IS SO EXCITING AND NOT SPAM TROLLING!
Can haz liveblog prease
[re=81588]RuperttheBear[/re]: I LOVE FREE SHIT!
[re=81575]Bao[/re]: WOW YOU HAVE SHOWN ME SOMETHING VERY ENLIGHTENING AND I WILL INVOKE ASSFUCKING BECAUSE OF IT.
In other news, you should probably eat a dick.
What’s with Hispanics and the GOP? Doctor on a Box says we’re all turning hispanic but that’s bad cause they’re all dying of AIDS. And the GOP helps by letting them mow the lawn?
[re=81575]Bao[/re]: This upcoming November will be a shut the hell up.
As an aside, what the hell’s up with Drudge? He’s all pro-Palin all of a sudden. Heck, maybe she is magical & she can turn the gays to straight…..
Please oh please let her be mysteriously eight months pregnant right NOW and let her water break during the speech.
Oh no wait. That would make the Rethugs go nuts. Forget it, scratch that.
[Much to my surprise, no one has done something like this yet. So I guess I had to.]
The Shoe-In of Sarah Palin.
[With apologizes to Robert Service.]
A bunch of drunk Neos were whooping it up in a dingy St. Paul saloon;
The Florida block – Charlie Crist’s spot – sucked cocks to a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a still solo game, sat Dangerous John Who Flew,
And watching his luck was his Lieberman Love, the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.
When out of the polls, which were 50% below, and into the din and glare,
There stumbled a Governor fresh from the North, hot-doggy, and nice to see bare.
She looked like a GILF that you’d like to bang blind, with scarcely the brains of a mouse,
And she tilted her chin, and gave us a grin, and started to open her blouse.
There was none (but Wonkette) could place her face, though we searched our pants for a clue;
But we drank to her tits, and the last to drink was the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.
There’s GILFs that somehow just grip your eyes, and hold them hard like a spell;
And such was she, though she looked to me like a woman who frequently whelped;
With that piled-up hair, and the steely stare of a hooker from Wasilla’s mean streets,
She bragged of the earmarks she’d gained selling off deer, and drilling for oil in the sleet.
Then I got to figgering who she was, and wondering what she’d do,
And I turned my head – and there watching her was the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.
Her eyes went rubbering round the hall, and she seemed in a kind of daze,
Till at last that old teleprompter fell in the way of her wandering gaze.
The Florida block was chock full of cock; the semen flowed out in an ooze,
So the stranger stumbles across the room, and stands up there like a fool.
In a beauty queen gown and a crazed mad half-smile she stood, and I saw her pray,
Then she clutched the dias in her fur-mitten hands – my God! but that GILF could bray!
Were you ever out in the No Votes Zone, when the polls were awful clear,
And the damn demographics hemmed you in with a silence you almost could hear?
With only the howl of the Right in your ears, and you left out in the cold,
A half-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for a bump in the polls?
While high overhead – in lobbyists’ jets – the Big Money had started to fleeing? –
Then you’ve a hunch what her wild braying meant . . . no abortion, praise Jeysus, more fleecing.
And fleecing not of the simple graft kind, that’s sated on K Street’s poor gleanings,
But the wild grasping hunger of angry Red Staters, the PUMAs and all of such leanings.
They’ll piss RedWhite&Blue, while Toby Keith croons, and Fox claims it’s all about “character.”
Support for the troops, is their latest excuse, while John Who Flew holds fast to disaster,
So ready to nuke wogs for Israel’s sake, which Jesus himself says is due –
(God! how ghastly he looks through his rouge – - the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.)
Then on a sudden her wild ravings changed, so soft that you scarce could hear;
And you felt that your life had been looted clean of all that it once held dear;
That someone had stolen your Right To Own Guns; the ACLU won’t let you burn books;
Your SUV’s repo-ed, your daughter’s now preggers, the mortgage crash left you on the hook.
‘Twas the crowning cry of a heart’s despair, and it thrilled you through and through –
“I guess I’ll nominate her for VP,” said Dangerous John Who Flew.
The braying almost dies away . . . then it burst like a pent-up flood;
And it seemed to say, “McCain! McCain!,” and my eyes were blind with blood.
The thought came back of an ancient wrong, and it stung like a frozen lash,
And the lust awoke to kill, to kill . . . then her whining voice stopped with a crash,
And the GILF turned, and her eyes they burned in a most peculiar way;
In a beauty queen’s skirt and bikini top she stood, and I saw her sway;
Then her lips went in in a kind of grin, and she spoke, and her voice was calm,
And “Boys,” says she, “you don’t know me, and none of you care a damn;
But I want to state, and my words are straight, and I’ll bet my tiara they’re true,
That one of you is a Jewboy From Hell . . . and that one is Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.”
Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two bodies lay stiff and stark.
Pitched on his head, and pumped full of lead, was Dangerous John Who Flew,
While the GILF from the North lay dead on the floor, before the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.
These are the simple facts of the case, and I guess I ought to know.
They say that the GILF had Mad Moose Disease, and I’m not denying it’s so.
I’m not so wise as the Fox pundit guys, but strictly between us two –
The guy that “missed” her – and hit John’s kisser – was the Joe Who Sought Spot No. 2.
[re=81584]tunamelt[/re]: Yeah, I know. And I totally expect the Faux operatives and other GOP robots to gush over how great the speech was tonight, regardless. But, usually those panel assholes are overflowing with braggadocio, whereas tonight even Fred Barnes and Bill Kristol were at a loss and looking more than a little nauseous.
The lips may lie, but the body language tells you that these dudes are freaked.
Now she’s talking about increased regulation. Not Change We Can, etc. Does she believe a single word of this? It’s gibbering nonsense that flies in the face of even the most cursory –oh wait, they opened the trap door.
[re=81594]RuperttheBear[/re]: Yeah, who the hell let Health Care Lady in? She knows she’s in St. Paul, right?
“Entrepreneurship is the great American freedom.”
Yeah, especially now that we don’t have freedom of speech, the press, assembly, religion, petition for redress of grievances…
Another Hispanic lady! This one is Horatio Algerina! Hey, the camera found the one black lady in the audience. Her name is “Waldo” Now they’re showing a sleeping chinese person–they’re so mystical that way.
Horatio is a Clintard! But she changed when she realized that McCain has a real penis, not a strap on.
“Government to control spending. . .” This is the greatest lie. I hate the GOP.
[re=81598]Neilist[/re]: That is a real beaut.
[re=81608]Speed Ball[/re]: I thought I’d save the companion piece, “The Cremation Of The GOP,” until November 5.
Kristy Swason? Her husband “Tip”? A Democrat voting for John McCain from Virgnia. Why? Because huge fat cat John McCain consumes vegetable oil. He also taught her to read, as you can see her doing right now.
Phase out of alternative minimum tax. That’s gonna impact everyone on the planet.
Palin needs a pair of ExperienceNutz(tm) tonight…
In more ways than one.
If you know what I’m saying.
What I’m saying is I want to drill Sarah Palin in the Alaskan interior: the butt.
This preview of her speech, coupled with her last speaking appearance, has convinced me there isn’t enough alcohol to make this speech bearable.
And was that a Hilltard?
[re=81612]RuperttheBear[/re]: And a $5K tax break to pay for health insurance. Wow. That might cover one family member under COBRA. Stupid.
“Values and ideas take precedence over the politics of demography.”
Yeah buddy — that’s why you’re appearing in the segment with all the minorities.
[re=81613]Speed Ball[/re]: Too late. According to her, the press beat you to it.
So Dick Morris and O’Reilly have an advance copy of Palin’s speech, and they’re already dissecting it hours ahead of time. She will open with giving her resume, and say that she was mayor of a small town, “like being a community organizer” as a jab to Obama. Olberman said earlier that the speech had been written for a man, but they’ve been adjusting it to make it sound more feminine. Does this mean the damned thing was written back in June or something? Talk about plastic.
And excuse me, but I just cannot look at the sniggly pig Dick Morris without thinking of the prostitute he had on payroll for a year, who said he liked to get down on all fours and be humiliated while he sucked her toes. And he’d ring up Bill Clinton and let her listen in on the conversation while he sat there giggling like a girl…”See? I’m talking to the PREZNIT…”
Last night I started drinking for the first time ever. I think I’ll do it again tonight.
Black man alert! Bow tie! Bean cakes? No, Republican.
Siren song v. Independent Maverick. YAWN. Black man, be entertaining!
Here it comes . . . VIETNAM. I hope there’s no flashback. “I can’t feel my legs!”
People in cowboy hats = RETARTED
Life begins at conception. Hmmm. ‘Cause ambiguity kills!
Trucks? What? Change, a in “spare change”? I don’t like this man becuase he’s stuoopit.
John McCain…..no promises and platitudes there. Yeah.
ANOTHER PUERTO RICAN! Are they running try-outs for Menudo?
Wait, this Puerto Rican guy is talking shit about an economy brought to us by Bush, and somehow it’s the Dems fault? And I thought everything was just peachy from what they’ve been saying so far?
[re=81598]Neilist[/re]:
Heheheh. I like it. Not too sure there are many Service fans on Wonkette though.
Musical Interlude, white people dancing MY EYES!
i’m pretty sure they were makin’ her experienced all day yesterday…
They are showing Peurto Ricans because they are all american citizens no matter what kind of fence the Repubs build.
17 year old delegate Mark KNOBf just called Palin a hard working housewife. Ho ho ho, those gay children never lie.
McCain = Green. Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa!
And Standing Beside the Fire? Yeah, risk getting burned! Vote McCain!!!
Douchebags.
Oh, so cute. They had their token hispanic on.
Awww, Palin is on after 10. Damn it. My wife says I can’t stay up late watching
the RNC anymore because of the nightmares it gives me. I keep screaming in my sleep something about 5.5 years, pandas and a dog named Vaseline. I honestly don’t remember anything.
Was that song from Song 4 Worship?
Republicans give me the willies, but Michael Williams kicks ass. Maybe someone could talk him into coming out of the dark side?
If ever a woman needed an elephant hat….that was the woman.
John McCain — Change that will Stay the Course.
[re=81625]fishcanoeski[/re]: I think I’m too old to be posting in here.
But then, if McCain is running, does age really matter?
As much as penis size, I mean?
Oh look — a middle-aged blonde lady who’s a fan of McCain. He’s always there for them.
[re=81614]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: sweet steaming pile of jizz, this Palin isn’t fucking around. Barack and Joe need to jump on her hard with both feet if they’re going to win this one. She’ll have every deluded Repubtard on board after tonight.
Wait, I thought the GOP had made a serious policy change, only presenting good-looking women. I know this chick is rich and all, but WTF?
“In every decision he makes, President McCain will put his country first.”
Alaska.
White lady. She’s a mother too! Who is that like? Oh, that’s the lady who said the press wasn’t sexist. They must’ve used slow acting poison.
Is that her mother? She looks senile. Poor thing.
Republicans understand success is about our character. YOU CUNT!
John McCain will put his country first. Meh. Unmatched. Prepared. Blah.
OK–Economy is struggling, people hurting, and, and THAT’S GOP’s FAULT. How do they get away with this?
[re=81638]Neilist[/re]: Penis size matters more. A clear win for McCain.
God, will anyone pay taxes in the future?
Trent LOTT! Talking to his valet. Hmm.
Meg Whitman made billions, but listening to her she sounds like a recording from the phone company when you get a wrong number.
Gotta go. Wonkette Overlords, plz liveblog.
So McCain’s going to cut taxes, increase spending and force the government to live within its means. I knew that little gnome could spin flax into gold.
Whatever…..McCain is living the dream. Why make money when you can marry into it? The man knows shit about the economy.
“Whitman also has singing aspirations and reportedly auditioned for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in August 2008.” [From Wikipedia.]
With THAT voice”? You must be fooking kidding.
Geez, Meg Whitman — the only one of freedom’s burdens you’ve borne too much of is the freedom to supersize it. STFU please — with biggie fries.
I love that Repubs bring out mega billionairs to tell us that they know about our hardships.
Good idea: Go to a video to explain the “McCain Economic Plan.”
Because the candidate can’t.
If this ice-cracker bitch talks smack about Barry, she is going to find out what it feels like to be barracudaed. Lightweight hillbilly.
[re=81654]jerryw[/re]: She can’t scream “Family Vaues” from the rooftops and expect how well her values have worked for HER family to not be part of the issue.
This John McCain ad paid for by oodles of product placement.
This is beautiful — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrG8w4bb3kg
The harp playing in the background of the video is a nice touch.
Setting us up for when he dies during his first week in office.
[re=81659]Neilist[/re]: Yeah. Each sentence should end with,”using a little fairy dust.” Or some fucking thing.
Damn….I thought the Dems were ugly and white. Who knew they were setting the high bar for good looking conventioneers.
Watching the lame-ass movie: “lower taxes are your best protection against your job moving over seas.” All I can say if the majority of Americans believe this crap, then yea, the old cranky dude and hot chick make excellent sense.
Oh, and all the men in the Florida delegation are going to swap seats with the female alternates when Palin comes out.
That way the Florida delegation will be all female.
And the men can put their time to good use, blowing Charlie Crist off-camera.
Ahhhhh…..fatm old Republicans dancing!!! Too much jiggle!! No Rhythm!! My EYES!!!
dancing white republicans. nuff said.
[re=81658]spencer[/re]: Irony. Shameless irony.
Hey it’s Carly Fiorina. What’s she famous for again? Oh yeah — spying on her own people and general incompetence. She’s the Albeto Gonzales of the corporate world.
Speaking of fairy dust.
Wow. This woman’s had more work done than the Cunttrollop! She had a better surgeon, though.
She’s saying this shit is something McCain wil do? Bwahahahahahah!
Fuck.
All these dancing old Republicans makes me wish I there in the middle of it.
By “In the middle of it”, I mean in the way Neo was in the middle of a few hundred Agent Smiths, beating the shit out of them with a lead pipe.
I see a sign “Hispanics for McCain” . I see one Mexican holding a sign and a sea of bolillo all around him. But republicans are all about reform ! si !!
Carly Fiorina is going to tell us that it isn’t her fault that she almost destroyed HP, it was the taxes fault.
[re=81569]Paco[/re]: Oooookay, I’ll bite: the Economist thinks Walnuts has a giant helmet and his weiner still erects, but he’s prone to blasting off prematurely. And he likes pussy. Or has a pussy. Or something.
With the support of the Board of Directors, she led HP into a controversial merger with rival Compaq in 2002. During her tenure, the market halved HP’s value and the company incurred heavy job losses.[3] When Fiorina was asked by the Board of Directors to step down in 2005, the company stated that Fiorina had put in place “a plan that has given HP the capabilities to compete and win” and that HP “look[ed] forward to accelerating execution of the company’s strategy”. [4]
WHO THE FOOKING HELL IS MAKING THE SPEAKER SELECTIONS?
This is like watching Nixon on Magic Mushrooms.
(Trust me on that one.)
GOD this is boring. I’m switching to Great American Dog.
Can someone please photoshop Governess Palin at a book-burning? Maybe in Munich, in the 30′s?
See http://sfist.com/2008/09/03/sarah_palin_the_book_burner.php
Watch out, sister — you cannot f*ck with our nation’s librarians.
YES, bitches and jesus freaks. Our savior has arrived – the REAL MSM.
See you at the checkout counter.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_at_war_with_her_daughter_over_pregnancy_wedding/celebrity/65370
Today, Americans are concerned about the colossal fuckups of the GOP over the last 8 years.
Blahblahblah……lower taxes and take shit pay, and we’ll come back, Murica.
Workers will be able to get retraining! And get paid Indian wages for their work!
I know John McCain
Haha Carly said: “Americans are concerned about keeping their jobs.”
She fired, what, 20,000 people? Maybe it was only 15K.
I see on HuffPo that the Enquirer is working on a story about an affair Mrs. Palin had with her husbands bizness partner. Thanks to the repubs for screaming that rag was real news after Edwards! If this turns out true I will start expecting pics that include her first gang bang. It just keeps getting better…
I might listen to Carly if HP hadn’t done a 180 degree turnaround from tailspin to growth since they kicked her ass out in 2005
[re=81687]Rush[/re]: Damn you for making me want to buy the Enquirer. But I hope it’s true.
[re=81619]accidental_tourist[/re]: bless you my child, Fox has nothing but prevs and felons, fair and balanced!!
The best part? None of these bastards will say McCain was tortured. Can’t let Gitmo and extraordinary rendition bite them on the ass.
[re=81687]Rush[/re]: YES!! The whole John Edwards-Rielle Hunter thing was just a drill for the real thing. The National Enquirer will save America!
ALASKA FIRST!
He’ll work for you. He’ll FIGHT for you. If people are rude to you, John McCain will KILL them! John McCain will shrink your swollen membranes.
(with apologies to Dave Barry)
[re=81691]chascates[/re]: Hey the rupee’s doing pretty well against the dollar right now.
[re=81684]Neilist[/re]:
Are you sure I don’t know you? That WAS an unfortunate evening’s choice of recreational drug use.
PS I’ve just spent 3 days clicking the Comments link ABOVE the story I want, cause I figured, hell, there’s a big line marking the end of each entry. But now I’ve figured it out. Goshdarned homeskoolin, keeping me ignorant of internet traditions.
“Laides and gentlemen, I am proud to say I know John McCain.”
He fucks like a bunny.
The RNC really should have given this list of speakers a better label.
How about “Parade of FuckUps, Hasbeens & Nobodies”?
Or something like that.
even the crowd hates her villainous guts. go carly, it’s ya birthday.
[re=81695]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s nothing: Check this out.
Ah, the boy rapers are on now.
Omigod it’s a Republican reverend from Florida — trifecta! If his dick doesn’t smell like altar boy, I’m a monkey’s uncle.
[re=81704]SayItWithWookies[/re]: He’s hung like a bunny. /Fixed
[re=81701]fishcanoeski[/re]: It got more “unfortunate” as the evening progressed.
Mr. .357 Magnum Met Mr. Sony Television, if you get my drift.
Look at all of these WASPs praying with a Papist/Rapist. How sweet!
a prayer! a politically charged prayer! what the mother fuck is this shit???
Well-trained monkeys can deliver better speeches than these Banana Republicans, and I running out of weed and vodka.
Oh blinding light. Oh, light that blinds. Look out for me. I cannot see
(with apologies to Firesign Theater)
“Chariman of GOPAC, the Honorable Michael Steele.”
Fuckers just broke my ironimeter.
Michael Steele — wow — the parade of intellectual midgets continues.
[re=81619]accidental_tourist[/re]:
Welcome to the [liquid] party. You’ll find that alcohol will moake your more charming, witty, and attractive.
Make make her speech more feminine, they inserted some references to McCain leaving the toilet seat up and being afraid of commitment. Also, they inserted a bunch of “Hey girlfriend! You know what I’m talking about!”
Basically, they just lifted the whole thing from a Margret Cho routine.
They are totally plagiarizing the Dem’s speeches. WTF?
BRING ME THE MORMON!
[re=81685]whiteasasheet[/re]: Is it bad that I misread that as “Great American Dong” and for a brief moment was hopeful that such a show did exist so I wasn’t stuck watching this bedazzled bunch of Jeebus-worshipping Freepers?
Heh. Republicans aren’t all that thrilled about the triumph of Good over self.
There has GOT to be a Sarah Palin sex tape out there.
Somewhere.
There just HAS to be.
God would not be that cruel.
this ‘country first horseshit is going to be soundly mocked in about two weeks.
I love all of these pictures of beautiful, natural scenery…..stuff you won’t see behind the fences once the Republicans privatize everything.
Late to the party. Is this the livebloggin shit?
YEAH BABY! Keep drillin’
[re=81735]Neilist[/re]: Yeah but it’s probably on Beta.
Let me get this straight; some of these fugs have college degrees? I’m just not feelin’ it. Except for the RR Commissioner from Texas. That dude rocked. Plus, he had a bow tie. He rocked AND had a bow tie. Let’s see that lame-ass MSNBC queer pull that one off.
What are people watching? cnn, msnbc, what???
Steele = swilltastic. Let’s see if Mittens can do worse. I’m betting yes.
And the “Honorable Mitt Romney.” I know a dog that disagrees.
How’s avoiding service working out for your kids, Mitt?
shit. Rickie Nelson is alive?
Look, it’s Romney’s sons, back from Iraq. Hahahahahah…. (sob)
Sarah maketh the sun to rise in the west!
I may be late to the party, but I know when it’s time for a new thread, eds.
Change from a liberal Washington? WTF reality distortion field do they live in? This makes no fucking sense…
It’s liberal to give people n ot convicted of any crimes their rights. Fucking asshole Douchebag.
What is he doing…..trying to get slopp seconds if Palin drops out?
mitt romney is a world class idiot
“I know why jobs go away”. I DOWNSIZES MOTHERFUCKERS!
Yes Mitt, save us from the last 8 years of LIBERAL rule in Washington!!
msnbc
“We have a prescription for America: wear magic underwear.” I know that’s an obscure reference, but still..
Is it bad to pry for Mitt to get kicked in the balls? Is it?
Schools free from promiscuity. Shit, that’s not even true in Utah, Mitt. Mormon girls are FREAKS.
[re=81772]magic titty[/re]: without my Wonketeers, there’d be shooting going on in my neighborhood.
Yes, liberals will ruin the economy like Bill Clinton did in the 90′s and John McCain will improve the economy like Dubya has…
The party of Big Brother? WTFWTFTWTFWTF????
Wait Mittens, I thought that Big Brother was up on that video screen last night!
He couldn’t help smiling when he said “It’s time for a Party of Big Ideas, not Big Brother.”
Fucker.
Yeah! Reagan driponomics!
Is Mitt Romney campaigning for the Dems?
[re=81783]DeezNuts[/re]: No, that was Big Doofus.
“Tort windfalls”??? Deja fucking vu.
USAWTFUSAWTFUSAWTFUSAWTF!???
Nothing I like more after a nice abortion than supporting Radical Muslim Jihad. Hell, all brown folks should be locked up…..just to be sure.
Fuck off, Mitt. You make my balls itch.
He just dissed Putin soul brother. Cunt.
Watching Mitt speak for the first time, I gotta ask, how did this moron
avoid being put in a halfway house years ago. To the credit of his
audience, at least 1/2 of them had their signs right side up.
Evil Extremeism? Like movement conservatism?
Oh snap, obligatory Michelle Obama patriotism reference #1.
Did he just admit that the Republicans all inherited big trust funds and have to keep down the poor?
Hope of the earth. Death of the entire universe.
It’s a damn shame how no jobs were created between 1993 and 2001. Damn liberals.
And who knew the Supreme Court was stacked full with LIBERALS?
If I skip the last paragraph of Dr. Laura’s comments, I think she might be the new Peggy Noonan. If she promises to not move into my house and pester me all the time with the other shit she spews, do you think she’d marry me?
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/
That’s it, I can’t stand anymore – Nanookie of the north with her can opener voice. Back to drinking for moi.
[re=81649]RuperttheBear[/re]: All caught up. I thank you. My ferret thanks you and poops in the corner. BAD FERRET.
[re=81556]RuperttheBear[/re]: The reform is to increase the prosperity of a few by making the majority far poorer. Works in most 3rd world countries!
Zhu Bajie
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