• February 13, 2012
EUREKA

by Jim Newell

5:34 pm September 8, 2008

  • WELL HE’LL ENJOY THAT: Barack Obama’s pathetic attempts to keep upper-middle-aged ladies from drifting to the McCain-Palin camp continue: Barbra Streisand, who is despised by everyone not between 54 and 66 years old and without a vagina, will “perform for” Barry at a fundraiser later this month. HA, you cannot fool us with your fake ploys, Hussein! Until you or Joe Biden gets pregnant with like thirty Down Syndrome babies, you will always be a terrible enemy to women. [Wilshire & Washington]

{ 30 comments }

kellygrrrl September 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm

that’s a big step for Babs!
I think she loves the Clintons even more than Chelsea does

user-of-owls September 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Don’t you mean “Until you GET Joe Biden pregnant [with a village of Mongoloid-Americans]“?

Delicious September 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Just what he needs: Streisand headlines.

columnv September 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Why do women hate america?

SayItWithWookies September 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm

I hear the McCain/Palin team is going to have a powerhouse doubleheader musical act: Enrico Caruso, followed by Prussian Blue.

snig September 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm

If she does a version of “Happy Birthday” al la Marilyn Monroe, I will move to Canada, assuming I don’t spontaneously combust out of acute cringe.

Texan Bulldoggette September 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm

[re=89088]Delicious[/re]: Really. When is Jane Fonda going to throw a fund raiser for him?

magic titty September 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Did Allah put her up to this? Fuck all…

ladymacbeth September 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm

i believe the old guy and the ice billy are going to get elected and this is exactly what a moran-full country of uneducated peasants deserves.

discuss.

PrairiePossum September 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Barry should consider adopting that puppy now. In fact, he should go to swing states like Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania and adopt all the stray animals. Women go crazy for guys who do that.

helzapoppn September 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm

All I have to say regarding Gov. Palin is:

Don’t you think she looks tired?

Johnny Zhivago September 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=89095]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I think McCain is close to getting The Lawrence Welk Orchastra and 11 of the Osmond grandchildren.

shortsshortsshorts September 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm

I just can’t believe that Barbra Streisand is such a secksist.

loudmouthredhead September 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Jim, I think the correct counter to baby “Corky” Palin is Biden impregnating Barry, Barry passing it off as his third (mutant mulatto? –> mutato?) child, and then Barry making his daughters rear the hell-beast.

vintageways September 8, 2008 at 6:08 pm

[re=89113]helzapoppn[/re]: If only that worked. I think I would sooner vote Saxon that Walnuts. Saxon, at least, had the potential for homoeroticism.

populucious September 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Oh God no, Barry. Please. Fire whomever’s idea that was and move on quickly. DON’T LOOK BACK!

snig September 8, 2008 at 7:26 pm

[re=89113]helzapoppn[/re]: Hee Hee. Oh, if it were only that easy…

ManchurianCandidate September 8, 2008 at 7:34 pm

“And there shall come a plague of morons.”

loquaciousmusic September 8, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Well Barbra Streisand can just SUCK A BAG OF PENISES because Janet Jackson, Madonna, and Sheryl Crow* are singing at McCain’s next rally!

* = impersonators

HomoPolitico September 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Barbra Streisand looks like a drag queen trying to look like Barbra Streisand.

grevillea September 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Is this a cunning grab for the Harriet Christian demographic?

loquaciousmusic September 8, 2008 at 7:53 pm

[re=89270]grevillea[/re]: When I first read your comment, I was all, “Cunting grab! WIN!” But you didn’t say that. If you had, totally “WIN!”

superfecta September 8, 2008 at 8:05 pm

When I was 7 my cousin (13 at the time) jumped into a trash fire to save a magazine that featured Ms. Streisand on the cover and a little light bulb went on in my brain about How Things Worked. It took my mom 25 more years to figure out that he was gay. Someone has to get Hillary’s 40-something gay male demographic on board.

grevillea September 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm

[re=89284]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Anyone who would make a cunting grab for dear Harriet is probably not in danger of being elected to anything…

grevillea September 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Speaking of terrible enemies to women, I bet this finally secures Andrew Sullivan’s vote, the dirty little vote-tease.

loquaciousmusic September 8, 2008 at 9:29 pm

[re=89315]grevillea[/re]: Nor erected.

SayItWithWookies September 8, 2008 at 9:36 pm

[re=89315]grevillea[/re]: Your cease-and-desist letter from the Grunting Cab Co. will be arriving shortly.

facehead September 8, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Can’t she just sing for him in the confines of her own shower like the rest of us?

Jingo September 8, 2008 at 11:18 pm

With Barbara on his side, Obama has a lock on all those middle-aged gay men. Okay, Obama had a lock on these voters before because there ain’t no way the “greying-girlfriends” are voting for the old man who touched them when they were young, or the pretty bitch who says she’ll pray the gay away. Unfortunately, Obama mistook the term gay swinger-votes for gay swing-voters and assumed that they were still undecided.

Grimnir September 8, 2008 at 11:42 pm

What’s wrong with Streisand? Shouldn’t this clinch the over 40 gay male vote?!

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: