• February 13, 2012

BLACK GOVERNOR IS RACIST FOR NOTING PALIN’S RACIST ATTACK ON ‘COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS’: What would the GOP do without black people to call racist? [Gawker]

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columnv September 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Gawd, how obnoxious: blind racists.

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm

What the fuck are these uppity whites up to now?

HomoPolitico September 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm

This reminds me…did we ever settle on Palin’s ‘whore diamond’ number. I have it pegged at around 1 1/2. Woulda been a 3 but that pussy has seen more traffic then 495 on a friday.

Viva la Cynthia September 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Awww, I love Paty Pat! Next to Ann Richards, he’s the best governor under whose term I’ve had the pleasure of living in that state. Or some coherent sentence that acknowledges how much I like David Paterson.

tunamelt September 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm

[re=90418]HomoPolitico[/re]: you foreigners and your disregard for articles.

Seen more traffic than the 405. Ever.

HomoPolitico September 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I used to be a community organizer. Now I’m looking for a job as a cum unity organizer.

snig September 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm

Jeez, the one black guy at the GOP convention would have said something if he thought it was racist.

V572625694 September 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm

[re=90418]HomoPolitico[/re]: 0.75 max whore diamonds for The Governess. Her voice is more irritating than a $200 French manicure on a blackboard.

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm

[re=90418]HomoPolitico[/re]: There are no whore diamonds in Alaska. Only whores.

Viva la Cynthia September 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm

BTW, Paterson’s wife is totally a GWILF.

tunamelt September 9, 2008 at 6:00 pm

[re=90426]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Whore coal.

soytrucknutz September 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

[re=90428]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: She used to be a SLILF (second lady). I’ve always wondered how Lynne Cheney felt about being called the SLOTUS.

The Real JR Revisted September 9, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Why I love Gov. Paterson:

He’s blind.
He’s a black guy.
He’s from Harlem.
We got a blind black guy from Harlem to be Governor because of a couple of hookers. That’s a Cinderella story of the ages.
He then told people who weren’t asking that he was having an open marriage and having blind buck nekked sex in the West Side Days Inn…
And no one made a deal about it.
Then one of the first acts he did as mayor was pardon Slick Rick.

He’s one of the greatest NY politicians ever. Does the guy need to die to have an airport named after him already? I mean, was LaGuardia ever so pimp? I think not. Why? Two eyes. Two.

Paterson 4eva.

Oh, and if a blind guy says you’re racist, you’re racist. Wrap it up. There’s no comeback for that one.

snig September 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm

I think it’s OK for the Governor to play the race card if Giuliani and Palin are going to play the “we’re a bunch of multimillionaire multiple home-owning trust-fund fuckheads with no worries about our finances/healthcare/job security, while sanctimoniously mocking the poor/unemployed/disenfranchised who could do with some more organization in their troubled communities” card.

sezme September 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Giuiani wasn’t being racist, he was just momentarily fantasizing about having his shitbox tonguejacked. (Which probably makes me homophobic).

The Real JR Revisted September 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=90426]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I beg to differ, darlin. There are diamonds in Alaska. Only there the “ice” is actually meth.

And they be blingin up there, f’reals.

NoWireHangers September 9, 2008 at 6:04 pm

They’re just upset because we know that they think that by calling us racist we’ll stop knowing that they’re really racist.

rubybuckaroo September 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Just proves that even a blind guy can have a roving eye.

kellygrrrl September 9, 2008 at 6:10 pm

Why does Sarah make Rape Victims to pay for their own Forensic Exam?
http://www.frontiersman.com/articles/2000/05/23/news.txt

Why do the ReThugs love disease and suffering?
Why do the ReThugs hate Science?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/09/mccain-camp-biden-sunk-to_n_125143.html

KevoTron September 9, 2008 at 6:10 pm

[re=90431]rambone[/re]: You just said “these people” and I take offense to that. stupid racist black person. (you’re black right? If not never mind. The only real racists are black people. White apologist Michelle Malkin told me so.)

[re=90418]HomoPolitico[/re]:

You’re on fire today. Can we get gay married in Canada?

Texan Bulldoggette September 9, 2008 at 6:14 pm

[re=90446]KevoTron[/re]: Michelle Malkin’s not white; not sure what she is but she’s not white. Oh & she’s also crazy!

AnnieGetYourFun September 9, 2008 at 6:14 pm

[re=90422]tunamelt[/re]: Do I smell a southern Californian in the room? I’ve had the argument over whether or not to use a definite article in front of freeway number designators with many a Los Angelean. I always win.

Canmon (the Inadequate) September 9, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Why do people keep claiming that Obama gave up great opportunities on Wall Street to become a community organizer? He only had a B.A. in political science at that point.

SayItWithWookies September 9, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Is it really racist to laugh and jeer about community organizers? I think classless, tasteless, gauche, hypocritical, nouveau-riche, elitist and piggish should be enough without having to throw racist into the mix.

4tehlulz September 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm

[re=90450]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Phillipino, I believe. Also, anchor baby.

Gopherit v2.0 September 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm

I think I’m getting the hang of Repubu-speech. When you’re “playing the (fill in the blank) card,” they really mean you’ve done the political equivalent of telling the teacher that someone pushed a kid off the slide at recess, right?

KevoTron September 9, 2008 at 6:21 pm

[re=90451]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Kevin Drum blogged about this on Political Animal last month. Funny posts. It is a uniquely SoCal trait that has recently made it’s way up THE I-5 corridor to our town. For shame.

Full disclosure. I lived in LA for a Summer and still call it “the five”. I’m pathetic and I know it.

[re=90450]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: You don’t need to be white to be a white apologist. She’s Filipino by the way. Brown on the outside and Klan on the inside. She has some really batshit crazy post about Rice’s admonition that there are too few minorities in the state department today. For me the post crescendos with her noting the majority skin color of the 9/11 hijackers. sickening.

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 6:26 pm

I’m feeling so elitist right now that I am starting to hate other white people.

iwillsavethispatient September 9, 2008 at 6:34 pm

[re=90422]tunamelt[/re],[re=90451]AnnieGetYourFun[/re],[re=90461]KevoTron[/re]: What? Since moving to Seattle, I’ve always called it “the eye-five” or “the four-oh-five”. Is that wrong? I was taught how to speak American by a San Diegon, so the SoCal thing is obviously still a factor.

OpEdna September 9, 2008 at 6:37 pm

[re=90424]snig[/re]: You mean the guy in the suit on the first night who sat with the Tennessee delegation, and then on the second night put on a cowboy hat and sat in the Nebraska delegation, and then somehow got up near the front of the room the night of McCain’s speech? Yeah, we saw him too. It was like “Where’s Waldo.”

Strappo September 9, 2008 at 6:38 pm

[re=90463]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: No no, it’s white guilt gnawing at your kishkes. And a good thing too.

NB: My today’s post…no racist remarks but a swipe at Cindy McCain and Mother Teresa. Does that make me a hater?

http://www.mondosapore.com

tunamelt September 9, 2008 at 6:39 pm

[re=90451]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: [re=90461]KevoTron[/re]: [re=90467]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: I am from Southern California. I wince when I hear people say it without a “the.” It just freaks me out.

american mutt September 9, 2008 at 6:40 pm

[re=90437]snig[/re]: PERFECTLY PUT. I’m going to have to steal that.

Advocatus_Diaboli September 9, 2008 at 6:41 pm

Less than two months to go and no one (at least, of any importance) has come right out with N word. While it surprises me and also makes me proud of our little GOP, I doubt that we’ll get all the way to the election without an N bomb, on tape, of a prominent GOPer.

OpEdna September 9, 2008 at 6:41 pm

This must be one of them East Coast politicians Mitt Romney warned us about. Come, let us find Alan Keyes and see if he’ll run against him.

NoWireHangers September 9, 2008 at 6:41 pm

[re=90451]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: When I lived in Chicago we referred to the grocery store as “The Jewel.”

NoWireHangers September 9, 2008 at 6:42 pm

[re=90463]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Starting? Didn’t you always?

NoWireHangers September 9, 2008 at 6:43 pm

[re=90476]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Yeah, but unfortunately if they did drop the N-bomb I don’t think it would matter because most of the people voting for WALNUTS! are racist anyway.

OpEdna September 9, 2008 at 6:44 pm

[re=90479]NoWireHangers[/re]: I still live in Chicago, and still go to “The Jewel,” but things is pricier these days, so I’ve been going to “The Dominicks.”

Strappo September 9, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=90481]NoWireHangers[/re]: They’d love it actually. They’d lick his raisins.

http://www.mondosapore.com

magic titty September 9, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=90450]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: she certainly thinks she is. which counts.

tunamelt September 9, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=90476]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: The self-restraint is rather remarkable.

Advocatus_Diaboli September 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=90481]NoWireHangers[/re]: Sadly, you’re probably right, although I think it would change the polling: a lot of fly-over soccer moms would probably be ashamed to tell a pollster they’re still voting for the N-bomb ticket, but in the privacy of the voting booth ….

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=90480]NoWireHangers[/re]: Kill whitey.

druranium September 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Obama_Lipstick_on_a_pig.html

Barry fights back!
cue the “HE’S LOST THE RACE” comments in 3,2,1…

Texan Bulldoggette September 9, 2008 at 7:00 pm

[re=90485]magic titty[/re]: Well, she ain’t a Negress, so she definitely thinks she’s uppity.

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 7:01 pm

My Gayest City Ever’s newspaper has the most amazing set of questions for Palin, and it totally made me want some man-meat, even for a worshiper of teh buubz.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=30052

Just beautiful. Beautiful.

Rodney Badger September 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm

[re=90500]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Nice. These are also good, but in an arugula-eating elitist sort of way: http://www.politico.com/arena/

Joey Ratz September 9, 2008 at 7:28 pm

[re=90438]sezme[/re]: Gaaaaah! I’m going to be sick now. Very, very sick. As should you.

dingleberries September 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Guv Patterson doesn’t see race… just like Colbert.

grevillea September 9, 2008 at 8:34 pm

[re=90500]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Gov. Palin, your state is close to Russia. And Palin sounds a lot like Putin. Is it true the Bridge to Nowhere was intended to provide a road link to Moscow?

elitistpigbull September 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Next thing you know calling someone puts obstacles in front of blind people anti-blind will get you tagged as anti-blind!

trophy(forparticipation)wife September 9, 2008 at 8:47 pm

[re=90615]elitistpigbull[/re]: hope you’re not driving.

elitistpigbull September 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm

[re=90615]elitistpigbull[/re]: God you are so stupid! And you can’t proofread. You must be blind!

Next thing you know calling someone WHO puts obstacles in front of blind people anti-blind will get you tagged as anti-blind!

elitistpigbull September 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm

What is a comma?

snig September 9, 2008 at 9:16 pm

[re=90452]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: He kept doing community organizing post Harvard law school. Check his wiki. At Harvard, he was president of Harvard Law Review, an extremely prestigious position. Especially being the first black guy to do this constitued “write your own ticket, tremendous earnings opportunities”. Both paths involve tremendous work and drive, but the Wall Street direction would likely have resulted in at least an order of magnitude higher earnings.

shortsshortsshorts September 9, 2008 at 9:28 pm

[re=90605]grevillea[/re]: That would still make it a bridge to nowhere I guess.

[re=90626]elitistpigbull[/re]: It, is, usually, improperly, used.

expatinOz September 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm

[re=90479]NoWireHangers[/re]: In Flo’da the Piggly Wiggly was The Piggly Wiggly but Publix was just Publix.

Schadenfried September 9, 2008 at 10:19 pm

[re=90452]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Bitching about the democratic candidate because the one you wanted lost doesn’t make you a community organizer either.

bitchincamaro September 9, 2008 at 11:24 pm

[re=90431]rambone[/re]: Fuckin’A right on the Camaro part! my friend.

shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2008 at 1:52 am

Sleeep.

ohiogal September 10, 2008 at 2:14 am

I did phone banking for Obama today, and had a “conservative democrat” tell me that “Obama only cares about black people, just like his pastor.” Beer.

zhubajie September 10, 2008 at 3:51 am

What would they do? Talk sh*t about Muslims, Hispanics, poor people. What else?

BobLoblawLawBlog September 10, 2008 at 4:30 am

I would have loved to read this article, but I’m still boycotting all Nick Denton enterprises for (a) selling Wonkette, and (b) not shit-canning those 2 idiot editors at Jezebel after their horrifying interview with Liz Winnstead. But I digress…

Paterson is fucking awesome. Not only do I applaud how forthcoming he was about his affair after he was sworn in (and, yes, that one was necessary…not like Palin throwing her daughter to the wolves to stop blog speculation about her own pregnancy), but I think he’s Stephen Colbert’s new black friend.

DoktorZoom September 10, 2008 at 4:52 am

One of the other teachers where I work was having a fit about Obama about a month back. His peroration: “Obama’s nothing more than an uppity nigger! And I am NOT racist!”

BobLoblawLawBlog September 10, 2008 at 5:22 am

[re=90904]DoktorZoom[/re]: Christ, man, where the hell do you teach? Sounds like a dreamy kindergarten.

greg September 10, 2008 at 7:46 am

[re=90428]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: and she’s wearin a good, Democratic fur coat: union-made and bought from a store, not shot by her dad and skinned right there on the side on the side of the Denali Highway

gurukalehuru September 10, 2008 at 8:58 am

[re=90451]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I love you, Annie, but you are so, so wrong on this. Of course you need to use the article in front of the interstate number, unless you are using the actual word in that position, such as Interstate 10.
Otherwise, you just sound like a retard.

HuddledMass September 10, 2008 at 11:37 am

[re=90941]gurukalehuru[/re]: God, you people are weird. We invented the English language here in Cambridge, Mass, and we say “…take 93 North” or, “avoid the dueling-doughnuts-of-death rotaries on 16 by Fresh Pond.” There is no “the” before a route number, period.

blader September 10, 2008 at 12:11 pm

how dare a blind, undeserving negro speaking out of place!!

Clarence Thomas weeps

http://www.abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/SupremeCourt/wireStory?id=5762883

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