• February 13, 2012

Mooseburgers!PASSWORD WAS ‘LIPSTICK_PIG’: Oh hey, like every other Republican official in America, Sarah Palin tried to hide her dirty work (and stupid family pictures) by using free Yahoo email accounts. And the HAX0RZ got in there, and our friends at Gawker saved the stuff before it was deleted! (This, for example, is the only known photograph of that poor baby awake/alive.) Oh and probably Dan Rather/Karl Rove faked it all to SHAME OBAMA. [Gawker]

{ 47 comments }

SuperRounder September 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Imitate the Turd Blossom, get shit on.

Cape Clod September 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Those hackers are going to mysteriously disappear into the wilderness in the next few days.

Texan Bulldoggette September 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Why is Bristol making fun of her baby?

Borat September 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Oh my god, that photo is the devil incarnate. I knew it. Exorcism time. Praise be Jeebus. Amen

Serolf Divad September 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Here you go… you know you want one…for you and a friend… make me rich, people!

ManchuCandidate September 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

[re=99356]Serolf Divad[/re]:
How much?

SuperRounder September 17, 2008 at 3:58 pm

[re=99356]Serolf Divad[/re]: Genius, my friend. Genius.

Texan Bulldoggette September 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Her Yahoo email address was Gov.Sarah@yahoo.com & then Gov.Palin@yahoo.com??? If you want to hide your email address, use a halfway inconspicuous name, right? Something no one would ever mistake for being her, like AlaskanMensa@yahoo.com or basically anything else on the face of the earth than those two that she chose. She’s the stupidest twit on earth.

Serolf Divad September 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm

[re=99365]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

$5.49… almost as cheap as a gallon of primo Alaskan gasoline!

Borat September 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm

So why does Brisol spend so much time and have so many luvin photos with her brother. It’s almost like, hmm, they have a special bond. What’s the name of that bond I’m thinking about?

2druk2phluq September 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm

[re=99365]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I say we breed her. I’ve got $1000 for the bull of the litter. Now, which dog do we breed her with…

teebob2000 September 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Her Yahoo password was “nobama08″

SayItWithWookies September 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Too bad this didn’t happen to kr@rnc.com.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=99356]Serolf Divad[/re]: Well done, my friend!

Wonder how often Yahoo backs up the email on the interwebs, if at all.

ManchuCandidate September 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=99376]Serolf Divad[/re]:
Well, is that the price this minute? You know before that one billion percent inflation hits?

azw88 September 17, 2008 at 4:07 pm

[re=99381]Borat[/re]: a bond,, mmhhhmmmm Bond, James Bond.
naw, tax-free bond? Municipal bond? Dang, uyou left us a toughie, Borat.

teebob2000 September 17, 2008 at 4:08 pm

[re=99375]Texan Bulldoggette: If you want to hide your email address, use a halfway inconspicuous name, right?[/re]

The only other usernames that came to mind were ImNot.Gov.Sarah@yahoo.com, ImNot.Gov.Palin@yahoo.com and ImNot.Gov.Sarah.Palin@yahoo.com.

jinmoom September 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Does anyone actually think this is real?

Canmon (the Inadequate) September 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm

This might be foreshadowing. Remember how Palin came in second in the Miss Alaska pageant. Well the Atlanta Journal Constitution talked to the winner and she’s . . . um . . . well, see for yourself:

http://www.ajc.com/search/content/metro/cobb/stories/2008/09/08/blackburn_palin_cobb.html

azw88 September 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm

If these are legit, it will really cause some probs for the GILF! And deleting the e-mail from yahoo doesn’t solve the problem for her… nothing ever completely deletes, save a full hard drive wipe. (or securely shredding it). They can always subpoena the mail of these she corresponded with as well. There will be all sorts of ways to get these e-mails.

What is it with Alaskans and not understanding how the tubes on the interweb work???

Serolf Divad September 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm

[re=99392]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

It’s tied to the price of a gallon of oil… so it’ll probably be $17.00 within a few months.

Supernatural_Delegate September 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm

If my comments worked, I’d say that this is hilarious…

Sussemilch September 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm

First Name : Track
E-mail/URL : track_44@hotmail.com
How did you find us? : the news letter
Hockey player/fan/coach? : player
Comments : Big Lake hockey is awesome

Serolf Divad September 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm

[re=99406]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]:

Wow… no wonder she hates our Barry.

tennessee Jed clampett September 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=99407]azw88[/re]: she’ll refuse to testify claiming executive privilege or some such bs, and the neocons will hide her until 11/01.

memzilla September 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I think email services are required by the Patriot Act to keep backups of emails for Federal subpoena compliance. Along with IP addresses.

This process could take a while.

Of course, if a civic-minded Obaman hAx0R decides to anonymously submit the intercepted emails to the proper authorities… then perhaps GILF becomes P(risoner)ILF more quickly.

WadISay September 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=99406]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Great find! Should be on the front page of the NYT.

Godot September 17, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Never doubt the power of 4Chan.

tennessee Jed clampett September 17, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=99406]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: the runner-up CROWN is just a bit too ominous… mccranky will kick off in february and we’ll all be wearing earplugs til 2013….

azw88 September 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm

[re=99417]tennessee Jed clampett[/re]: Nope, no executive priv when you use something other than the official gov e-mail and no privacy when you use government computers on government time……

[re=99406]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Sarah played the fulte?? wonder if the ifrst Dude gets his skin flute played on a regular basis? And if so, she should have shown her daughter that trick, it keeps the preggers rate way down

rockstarjoe September 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Yahoo legally has to retain mail for something like 2 years, so deleting it won’t do her a lot of good.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm

[re=99422]memzilla[/re]: Good to know. Seems to me that there is less of a claim to executive privilege when you take your work-related conversation to a public server. Well, and of course, any time you CC the (UGH) “First Dude” that crap is totally not protected.

Cough up the emails, Barbie. Obvs, can hackz you, anyway.

4tehlulz September 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Oh man. If she ever became president, she’d probably upload the nuclear football to the Internet for archival purposes.

I KAN HAZ TORRENT OF LAUNCH CODEZ PLZ KTHXBAI

rockstarjoe September 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Didn’t she supposedly CC her hubby on all her work emails? Somebody needs to get crackin’ on The.First.Dude@yahoo.com

Sussemilch September 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=99452]rockstarjoe[/re]: fek9wnr@yahoo.com

boomer September 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Oh, how A-MU-S-ING. Someone committed [a] felony offense[s], and stole Sarah Palin’s emails, and then (how F-U-NYY). Gawker PUBLISHED the stolen data.

Viva la Cynthia September 17, 2008 at 5:09 pm

[re=99397]teebob2000[/re]: damnit, how did you guess my yahoo account?! Now I’ll have to shut down my ImNot.Gov.Palin@yahoo.com account and stick with my ImNot.Sen.Biden@yahoo.com account. Man…

dwarf74 September 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm

It looks like this is legit – CNN just picked up on it, and the FBI & Secret Service are in on it now…

DailyComicsReview September 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm

Could have been so much more useful to just keep the password and collect some of those love letters back and forth

Vanity Smurf September 17, 2008 at 6:43 pm

Oh please, please Sweet Baby Jesus, please, let there be naked pictures and raunchy seks talk in some of these emails.

answerbird September 17, 2008 at 6:46 pm

WTF! At least Cheney is smart enough not to use a public yahoo account to hide his nasty sh*t. Her handlers are going to be working 24/7 as these stories unravel. The meltdown should be fun!

SoonToBeExpat September 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm

We need to put this woman in charge of National Security, stat. The evildoers won’t stand a chance.

“Arrrgggh. I forgot the nuclear launch codes again. Please email them to me. kthxbye.”

-Heartbeat.Away@yahoo.com

Miller September 17, 2008 at 7:38 pm

IM IN UR T00BZ HAX0RING YR MOOSEBURGERS!

Someone buy this woman a man sized safe like Cheney has, stat! How’s she supposed to hide all the really crooked shit if her password is so easily hackable?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

fuzznuts September 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm

O.K., the baby has Down Syndrome (A.K.A. Bushism), but what’s the
excuse for the bimbo in the photo with the inverse Marty Feldman eyes?

Too much time trying to sort out the bullshit around the dinner table?

fuzznuts September 17, 2008 at 8:46 pm

[re=99407]azw88[/re]: A ten megaton direct hit air strike would most likely clean the
books of all old e-mail, and fry up most of the witnesses to her other transgressions.

Sire Says September 17, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Gawker is fcuking stupid and here’s why. Idiots.

trai_dep September 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm

I’m quietly floored that Palin isn’t using an AOL account. Prodigy?

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