• February 13, 2012
ALERT ALERT STOP IT YOU NUTS

by Jim Newell

5:01 pm September 23, 2008

  • BLINGEE CONTEST SUBMISSION PERIOD OVER: HA you all are fun & great. We’ve received like a million submissions for the Blingee contest so stop sending them, because we are no longer looking at new ones.

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{ 19 comments }

Voyou Charmant September 23, 2008 at 5:09 pm

BUT I SPENT SO MUCH TIMEZ!!!1

JadedDIssonance September 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm

I wants to see the lot of them.

jinmoom September 23, 2008 at 5:20 pm

I’m going to cry

Walter Sobchak September 23, 2008 at 5:20 pm

[re=105145]jinmoom[/re]: I already did

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 23, 2008 at 5:23 pm

I wantz to see a buncha dem, toooooo! Even though mine sucked and clearly won’t be among them. Stupid work kept interfering with my paid Wonkette playtime.

Volumptuous September 23, 2008 at 5:24 pm

I didn’t send one because I hate you.

professor.cj September 23, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Thanks for standing in line all night for your Wonkette concert tickets. Only the first three people standing in line get to see Jim play air guitar.

pattycake September 23, 2008 at 5:25 pm

oh, well.

magic titty September 23, 2008 at 5:27 pm

i caught my blingee in a door.

also [re=105152]professor.cj[/re]: Win.

Gopherit v2.0 September 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm

You never should have shown us this site. The plummeting of Wonketteer-productivity due to this site, combined with the fragile economy, will bring about economic armageddon.

Expect any further photo tips to come “enhanced.”

redshoejess September 23, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Damn! I just finished, too. Spent too much time adding pot leaves and bling chains.

facehead September 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm

facehead submits to no one.

InsidiousTuna September 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I sent an email, but forgot to include the actual thing! I’m such a failure.

S.Luggo September 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm

I got bored and switched to a photograph of Jeri Ryan in a form fitting catsuit. I made her nipples all blingee. I would have sent the picture, but, due to the innovation-stiffling environment of excessive regulation established by Wonkette, I knew that it would not have been considered.

Gopherit v2.0 September 23, 2008 at 5:39 pm

[re=105162]facehead[/re]: Walnuts!?

JadedDIssonance September 23, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=105159]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I agree, this was best left to the ThugLyfe Typez who sit in their newly foreclosed mansions with nothing better to do.

Oh wait, that’s most of Myspace anyway.

Dave J. September 23, 2008 at 5:42 pm

[re=105166]S.Luggo[/re]: Just post the link here, I’m proud to say I’ll never pass up the opportunity to check out a Jeri-Ryan-with-bling’d-out-nipples-in-a-catsuit photo.

nietzscheprojectile September 23, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Dammit man. Can we not have a special blingee page? Where is your humanity?!?

Tawmn September 23, 2008 at 7:19 pm

my dog ate my blingee

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