• February 13, 2012

OH GOOD GOLLY: Ben Smith sez:”The McCain campaign’s new urgency about the financial crisis didn’t entirely clear his schedule this morning. My colleague Amie Parnes reports that he made it to his scheduled morning meeting with Lady Lynn de Rothschild, a Clinton backer who recently came out in support of him. All while Obama was waiting by the phone for a returned call.” Well the Rothschilds Control Everything, so he can’t very well cancel on their Lady. Or Katie Couric. Also: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, AMIE PARNES. [Ben Smith]

{ 49 comments }

SuperRounder September 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm

We’re shocked he took the MILFy rich white woman over the black guy? Come on now, people.

Neilist September 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Oh, come on, folks.

She’s a blonde, rich MILF. Of course WALNUTS! would be talking to her instead of Barry.

Gesh.

Next you’ll be complaining because the bull lunged at the red cape.

ManchuCandidate September 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Nothing worse than a pompous dumbshit diva with delusions of grandeur. Hobag Rothschild can suck it, too.

problemwithcaring September 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm

On why she’s voting for Hillary: “I think if history is our guide, we’ve had stronger economies, more wealth creation, under Democratic presidents than we have under Republican presidents.”

Sure. But McCain and Palin aren’t niggers, you see.

columnv September 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I’m sure Lynn de Rothschild is glad she backed a candidate with such a well-thought-out plan for this crisis.

Hey, is Maverick a synonym with stoopid?

shortsshortsshorts September 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I hope this political stunt of Walnuts’ drives him into the home, once and for all. Endless baby food incentives if he goes.

Texan Bulldoggette September 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm

Maybe Hillster could, I don’t know, tell this old bag to shut her pie hole. Oh & Glamour Shots called; they want their pose back.

NotLaughing September 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm

Jesus Christ.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Jeebus. I thought Grampy was out of control last week. This week is reaching levels of comedy/insanity I didn’t think occured until after a guy iss safely in office.

Oooo. I hope he starts randomly firing staff members who “Yes, Senator’d” his stoopid idea to cancel the debate. I mean, you just know he’s on the verge of the world’s largest temper tantrum. Cindy’s definitely smart to self-medicate, these days.

Gopherit v2.0 September 24, 2008 at 6:21 pm

Blonde? Check.
Wealthier than Fuck? Check.
Younger/prettier than his current wife? Check.

Cindy better get out the choke collar.

madtowngooner September 24, 2008 at 6:23 pm

[re=106893]problemwithcaring[/re]: Please, in the prim parlance of Rothchilds it’s “Darkies”.

Delicious September 24, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Do they have the Drudge siren on Blingee?

Gopherit v2.0 September 24, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Ahh, and she is the one who defined elitist as wealthy, successful, and black, right? She’s just looking for a little Hopey-love. I think Michelle might have to slap a bitch.

The Jackson Five September 24, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Ms Bud is gonna need a couple more oxy’s after she finds out about this little pow-wow. You know McShambles can’t turn down a younger blond with $$. All this other economy bullshit can obviously wait.

SuperRounder September 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm

[re=106891]Neilist[/re]: Jinx. And schwing!

Outstando September 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm

[re=106895]columnv[/re]: I’m sure she’s in a great position to have her shitpile purchased by Henry, and then she’ll buy it back later for pennies.

hockeymom September 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm

She probably wants her money back.

Itsjustme September 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm

[re=106898]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: win on the Glamour Shots line!

Outstando September 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm

God, I want that fucking interview scrubbed from my neurons. And she should have used a Baba Wawa lens on that camera.

ManchuCandidate September 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm

[re=106909]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:
Yeah, when I think Rothschild I think how they’re just common folk.

randomsausage September 24, 2008 at 6:28 pm

I bet Grampy dirty-danced, with his colostomy bag banging up against her perfectly formed JAP ass

Itsjustme September 24, 2008 at 6:28 pm

[re=106918]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I think “who the fuck do they think they are?”

american mutt September 24, 2008 at 6:32 pm

[re=106893]problemwithcaring[/re]: Ah, now I see.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Can’t we put the Bilderbergs or the Jews back in charge of the world. They did a much better job.

S. Cullen Bonz September 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm

She was a Hillary supporter during the Clinton Adminstration. Once, Hillary called Bill and told him to get back to the White House and he said “Not know, I right in the middle of a Rothschild”.

SwanSwanH September 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Well, she is a member of the Pentavirate…

shortsshortsshorts September 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm

[re=106934]S. Cullen Bonz[/re]: Subtle win, but FTW.

user-of-owls September 24, 2008 at 6:43 pm

Don’t you all see?! McCain’s whole campaign is a front for the Oenophile Illuminati! Palin. Rothschild. And just wait until people finally find out about how deep Guido ‘Three Fingers’ Chianti is into this thing! DRINK UP, SHEEPLE!

professor.cj September 24, 2008 at 6:53 pm

re: pic above: She has not one, but TWO pearl necklaces. And, she’s smiling, cause she likes those pearl necklaces. Heh heh. Heh. Ahem.

But why does she have ET’s hand? Seriously, that thing is freakishly long. She could give Kareem Abdul-Jabbar a colonoscopy without the aid of surgical implements. She isn’t wearing rings or watches because hand jewelry would emphasize her Amazonian hand features. Beware this confused, long-fingered woman who could presumably buy Alaska and make its governor shine her shoes for shits and giggles.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland September 24, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Hmmm…..Ben Smith…..Ben Smith…..

Liz Smith’s husband?

azw88 September 24, 2008 at 7:04 pm

That’s a nice pearl necklace she is wearing…. I am more than willing to give her another pearl necklace, one, to quote ZZTop, “that doesn’t cost that much”

And with the boom in porn, I’d quite likely make some coin at the same time!

NotLaughing September 24, 2008 at 7:18 pm

Absolutely yup yup

randomsausage September 24, 2008 at 7:20 pm

[re=107012]azw88[/re]: nah: she’s a swallower. Could suck the hub-caps off a Rolls-Royce at 30 paces. Allegedly.

NotLaughing September 24, 2008 at 7:20 pm

“Let’s get this doggone thing taken care of”- Orrin Hatch

Godot September 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Y’know everyone says the Rothschilds Control Everything, but until this golddigger showed up saying Hopey was much too elite for someone who married the Secret King of the Earth, I had never seen or even heard mention outside of “Rothschilds Control Everything” conspiracy theories. Though since she’s only a Rothschild by marriage, one could argue I still haven’t seen a REAL one.

This is kinda like when I found out the Freemasons were real. What’s next, the Illuminati make a 527 ad?

Godot September 24, 2008 at 7:26 pm

[re=106933]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I hear the Holy See is available.

Hutch September 24, 2008 at 7:34 pm

If the economic crisis is so effing important, why don’t we see the actual president doing anything? Hell, is Bush STILL president?!? I am so tired.

NotLaughing September 24, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Is this thing on?

Godot September 24, 2008 at 7:45 pm

[re=107076]Hutch[/re]: I think he left early to beat traffic.

FreshCliches September 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm

Mmmm. Pearl Necklace. I gotcher “Illuminati” right heeeeah.

RobPetrified September 24, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Hmmm.
Since John McCain abandoned his ‘Maverick’ persona after getting his ass kicked by the Bushies in the 2000 primaries and decided to become a loyal Bush Republican, I’m wondering if he received the triple secret memo about the unavoidable financial collapse of the entire capitalist world?
Is he, at this very moment, packing his bags, along with a big box of Budweiser cash, and preparing to light out for the neocon compound in Paraguay?
I, for one, am buying a supply of vegetable seeds and hollow point bullets, just in case.

Serolf Divad September 24, 2008 at 7:58 pm

No, you guys don’t understand: she is about as far from being an elitist as fabulously wealthy, titled nobility can be. The negress who presses her blouses keeps her appraised of the goings on in darkie-town.

legglaw September 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm

I’d hit it.
I wouldn’t like myself very much for doing it.
But I’d hit it.

wallythepug September 24, 2008 at 8:08 pm

[re=106898]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: That’s the classic “hide your double chin” pose.

irishdem September 24, 2008 at 8:52 pm

My dad went to hs with the Lady. Back then, she was just a lower class, trashy Jersey mallrat. I thought their kind didn’t like tacky new money?

kudzu September 24, 2008 at 10:03 pm

I’d do the Lynn.

btwbfdimho September 24, 2008 at 10:13 pm

…”didn’t entirely clear his schedule this morning”…
Of course, McCain’t may suspend his campaign, but he’s been a supporter of the No Rothschild Left Behind Act from the beginning.

gliberal September 24, 2008 at 10:36 pm

Did someone hit her in the forehead with an ax?

ihasasad September 24, 2008 at 11:02 pm

NotLaughing: Did you mean PUMA CuNt? Juss wonderin.

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