LOL, BARNEY FRANK: After actually making the bailout deal with Chris Dodd, Barney Frank says of McCain’s dumb stunt: “He hasn’t been involved. He doesn’t know anything about it.” [Gawker/CBS]
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McCain suspended his Senator-ness
As a citizen of the fine state of Arizona, I’d like to take the opportunity to say “Sorry.”
If a McCain falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
“McCain is Andy Kaufman in his Mighty Mouse costume – ‘Here I Come to Save the Day,’”
Absolutely beautiful. Could that be the theme for our next Wonkette Photoshop contest?
Yeah, but is he scheming with Boner and the lunatic House R’s to vote against the bill, and then campaign against it?
He’s named after a cartoon.
Hello my friends. I’m back. Let’s roll up our shirtsleeves and… Where the fuck is everyone?
Oh snap!
“It’s the longest Hail Mary pass in the history of either football or Marys.”
You know, if Biden has another aneurysm, I have a modest suggestion for a replacement…..
…DUUUUUH!!! Everyone knows that Sarah is the brains of the outfit!
John McCain has lost his boehner.
[re=108550]Delicious[/re]: Of course he is, he’s mighty maverick godammit! I can’t stop giggling at the cheese cat…
Apparently Barney Frank is unaware of McCain’s telekinetic mental powers, developed over 5 1/2 years while he was being held prisoner in a Gallic-Vietnamese pit o’ Hell known as the Paris Hilton, and which allowed him to manipulate John Bohner’s thought processes and get him to agree to the bill. McCain had to be in town because his mental powers only work at a relatively close distance (he was hiding in a closet during the negotiations).
Just wait ’til Tucker Bounds calls Barney a mangy faggot. Then we’ll see some action.
[re=108558]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: But Barney has teh gayz disease.
i’ve seen barney frank nekkid…
scary — yes it was!
Yay! The debate is still on!..oh….shit.
[re=108561]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: She’s certainly the brains of her outfit.
Thank you, thank you, tip your waiters, try the veal…
[re=108550]Delicious[/re]: I believe Pelosi, Frank and Dodd are aware of that.. Reid, on the other hand is not aware of the color of his underwear or whether he’s wearing trousers or a cocktail dressso the plan is to not vote on this until there are guarantees. Please resume snark.
Seriously, now. God Bless Barney Frank and his crotchety ol’ self.
I suspended doing my homework until the economy is repaired. My teachers are displeased, but I’m taking a leadership position. I’m a Maverick.
[re=108563]Monkey[/re]: Boehnerkill!
I Can Haz credit for teh economee now?
…like this is going to stop McLame from taking credit for it anyway!
Fucking Fail Cheese Cat!
Frank in Tank Spanks Crank
[re=108583]InsidiousTuna[/re]: That’s funny, I’ve suspended bathing and wiping my ass after I take a dump until the economy improves as well.
It’s actually not much of a sacrifice as I enjoy all the extra free time my new “no-ass-wiping or bathing” policy affords me.
Yay Barney! You still rock, old pal.
obama going into a room with two southern white guys. not a good idea.
My friends, had I not been in D.C., this deal could never have been agreed upon.
This proves I have the leadership capabilities to be president.
I am now above presidential debates. I don’t need no stinkin’ debates.
KO should again be epic tonight. I mean, last night, he had witchhunter pastors, but tonight he has lost Grampy in search of a solution everyone else has already found. Classic!
Sometimes Barney does stuff that makes me consider batting for the other team. There, I’m secure enough to admit it.
[re=108583]InsidiousTuna[/re]: [re=108596]rambone[/re]: So, the economic downturn is kind of like Lent. You give something up, but hopefully it’s something that mainly pisses off the rest of the world. Good times!
I love this McCain stunt more and more with each passing hour.
“McCain is Andy Kaufman in his Mighty Mouse costume – ‘Here I Come to Save the Day”
Oh, the poor old codger.
Richard Shelby is a douchenozzle. That is all.
McCain just announced that he’s willing to resume his campaign, but wishes to continue to suspend his loss of the election indefinitely. Obama’s unwillingness to go along with the senior senator’s demands only underscores his lack of patriotism. Do we really want a non-patriot like this running the country when Putin rears his head over Alaska’s international maritime border?
[re=108608]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Except you forget and find yourself eating bacon on Fridays, anyway.
[re=108615]tunamelt[/re]: Because, seriously, how are you supposed to stop eating bacon. mmmm….bacon….
[re=108596]rambone[/re]: Have I got a song for you:
http://www.imeem.com/ignitetheairwaves85/music/4HUc-tOo/tim_and_eric_awesome_show_great_job_im_never_gonna_wipe_m/
[re=108615]tunamelt[/re]: Dude! You have no idea. I am the worst Catholic ever. Of course, now that I’m divorced my religion hates me anyway. So fuck ‘em. It’s Bacon Friday year ’round!
[re=108548]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: If a McCain FAILS in the forest?
What’s funny is McCain is walking around the Capitol with a piece of cheese stuck on his head. No one has the heart to tell him it’s been there all day.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=108619]pondscum[/re]: [re=108621]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Bacon is the gateway drug of meat.
Can we start a pool on what McCain’s next completely implausible stunt will be?
This should make you giggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc
[re=108550]Delicious[/re]: McNuggets will destroy the bill in order to save it. He’ll learned that trick in Viet Nam.
next up…John McCain wrestles a 300 pound woman….
[re=108631]anabellum[/re]: I’d like to see his Elvis impersonation.
So, Barry takes questions in about ten minutes. There is SO MUCH LIVEBLOGGING going on HERE, in this FREE CHAT ROOM.
http://wonkette.chatango.com
Yes, it is full of Republican senators.
[re=108621]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: And some of that delish communion wine knocked back with a holy water chaser. Yummmmm-o.
[re=108625]S.Luggo[/re]: Poor, sweet old man.
“fuck you frank!!111!!” seems to be the new meme du jour over at the Ron Paul forums. Don’t judge me! This bailout pretty much goes against everything they’ve ever believed in, so I take solace in reading their reactions.
[re=108635]InsidiousTuna[/re]: I hate you, since I still can’t use that at work.
[re=108635]InsidiousTuna[/re]: And teh gayz.
[re=108628]tunamelt[/re]: He’ll walk out wearing his undies as a hat. Or stomp around and refuse to vote for the compromise because he wasn’t involved. Oops! Too late. Already doing that.
[re=108663]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: redundant
[re=108669]tunamelt[/re]: DAMNED.
Fuck you, my friend, my mavericky maverickness mavericked the United States out of this mess.
[re=108680]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: and I was POW for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!
[re=108625]S.Luggo[/re]: IF(?) a McCain fails in the forest?
Go Barney!
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/4249/Barney-Frank-On-Bailout-Problems
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