• February 8, 2012

Here’s what we can look forward to in this year’s annual “Treehouse of Horror” installment of the Simpsons: DIEBOLD!! [YouTube via Oliver Willis]

{ 38 comments }

NotUrEvryDayWEzl October 1, 2008 at 4:57 pm

When Homer “dohs” he’s really expressing patriotic gratitude to the DHS

Godot October 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Don’t blame me, *I* voted for Kodos!

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm

That same thing happened to me once at a Sonic when I tried to order a B.L.T. I survived, barely, but I got the fucking Frito-Burrito like it or not

ManchuCandidate October 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Hey, don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Aww. Isn’t it nice that they had voting booths for the teeny-booth challenged?

ManchuCandidate October 1, 2008 at 5:01 pm

[re=117388]Godot[/re]:
Damn you. Jinx

Uncle Al October 1, 2008 at 5:01 pm

It’s funny AND true.

slappypaddy October 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm

now, let that be a warnin to ya… if you doan vote rat, you see what’ll happen… you got no one t’blame but yerselves… no whinin, now, you jess git yerself back on that straight talkin bus… you know whar t’sit, an it ain’t up front…

El Kabong October 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm

“Well I might vote for a third-party candidate” Kodos: “what, and throw your vote away?!”

shortsshortsshorts October 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm

It’s not the shitty tool, but the shitty voter.

Wrongavore October 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm

why arent you liveblogging obama on tv in the senate?

Tawmn October 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Springfield must be in Florida!!!

freakishlystrong October 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm

DOH! That both sucks AND blows! (Cuz it’s true)..

Monkey October 1, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Meh. Voting for McCain would kill him in the long run anyways.

whore4hope October 1, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Video no longer available? Sadness!

HuskyMescan October 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Godot October 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Well I don’t agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I’m all for his Selma-killing policy!

Godot October 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm

He did try to frame me for armed robbery, but man am I achin’ for that upper-class tax cut!

El Bombastico October 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm

Damnit, I clicked through to submit my brilliant “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos” reference, and I find that numerous other nerds have beaten me to it!

sarahconnor October 1, 2008 at 5:41 pm

[re=117420]HuskyMescan[/re]: ewww, that blows! I’m sorry I couldn’t help it.

btw, is she wearing a capelet? I might have suggested a cape or capelet with the swimsuit, then at least she might have looked a little bit more like a superhero than a useless tawdry bimbo.

CivicHoliday October 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm

ACLU! ACLU! Where are you in cartoon world when we need you?

Dientes October 1, 2008 at 5:59 pm

[re=117420]HuskyMescan[/re]: She’d been playing for 10 years??? More like 5 1/2!

mattbolt October 1, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Homer’s politics sure have changed in the past 19 years the show’s been on the air. Whatever happened to “Lousy Democrats!”

Godot October 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Oh, lame. I was hoping for an election-themed segment like 1996′s “Citizen Kang”, but it turns out that this is just the opening. So we probably won’t see a Simpsonized Hopey or Walnuts. Boo.

Still, other than “Citizen Kang”, this is the only time Treehouse of Horror has mentioned the elections. 1992, 2000, and 2004 were all ignored, and hard as it may be to believe, The Simpsons were not on the air in 1988 or earlier.

mattbolt October 1, 2008 at 6:08 pm

[re=117460]Godot[/re]: Obama and McCain are already regulars on the show, they just call them Carl and Abe Simpson.

ProfessorJukes October 1, 2008 at 6:16 pm

~ VIDEO NO LONGER AVAILABLE ~

Me has a sad. Prof Jukes slower than hip kids at Wonkette.

Delicious October 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Must…tell…President…McCain…

ProfessorJukes October 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm

OK, Now it’s back!!
It’s OK. “Maybe Ohio, but not in America” is pretty damn funny.

But I’d like to see Grandpa play McCain… going on a crazy rant.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 1, 2008 at 6:23 pm

I feel almost obligated to make a comment here.

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work.” – Kent Brockman

Slabgorb October 1, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Man, living in Ohio sucks like clockwork, every four years. Ok, it sucks all the time, but it flares up more during elections.

twoseventwo October 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm

I remember when satire in the Simpsons was genuinely brilliant, rather than lazy and leaden like this. It was, like, ten years ago at least. How the hell is this shambling corpse still going?

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 1, 2008 at 7:03 pm

[re=117508]twoseventwo[/re]: They feed off of pompous ass critics with snooty avatars last i checked

Studge October 1, 2008 at 8:48 pm

[re=117513]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: Twoseventouche, amigo.

DoctorCulturae October 1, 2008 at 10:09 pm

[re=117644]Studge[/re]: Ditto. And nice screen name S.A. Jack.

naveed October 2, 2008 at 1:35 am

Stupid Ohio!

1ofUS October 2, 2008 at 1:55 am

“What, America lost the Vietnam war? That’s not America. That’s not even Mexico!” -Homer

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 2, 2008 at 2:01 am

This is so clearly fictional. A Diebold machine doesn’t leave a paper trail.

John McClain October 2, 2008 at 2:52 am

[re=117508]twoseventwo[/re]: The weakness of this particular piece is its topicality. The gravity of the real situation sucks the levity out of the animated one, the jokes are harder to make brilliant because the horror occludes the humor. The series that coined the now ubiquitous campaign trail phrase “Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others,” still has some hop in its shambling step. Try watching at least 4 or 5 episodes from these last two seasons. It might not match the freshness or acerbic brilliant of seasons 3-6, but its doing as well as it can with half of its voice talent Scientologists.

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