- Christian Kids in Virgina are trying to convince libraries to balance their “pro-gay” collections with books about how Jesus writes passive-aggressive Twitters or whatever every time a gay person smiles. [Washington Post]
- Major Fenty fired one of his neighborhood services coordinators for refusing to buy him Chamomile tea. It helps him sleep at night, dammit! [City Desk]
- Here’s how your friends in Adams Morgan got wasted during last night’s debate. (Spoiler alert: It was Jello shots, mostly.) [Fishbowl DC]
- A Metro operator did this racist thing in which he talked about people wearing towels on their heads, but only because of how much he loved the Redskins. And what’s more American than that? [DC Examiner]
- Some Slovakian triathletes took pictures of some Virginian children going to school — because they love school buses! [WTOP]
Jello Shots and Chamomile Tea
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Ms Weiner’s broadening her horizons, now offering a little Afternoon Delight on top of her daily Morning Glory
Jello shots? Fucking amateurs…
My sister goes to the high school mentioned in that first story. I’ll have to ask her how that went…
Juli’s first lead is excellent.
[re=121261]OhYeahAlright[/re]: That girl on the left (in the embedded video) will be coming out when she goes to college.
Man… that Librarian Thornily is SO going to hell. Doesn’t she know that Christians are being persecuted? Doesn’t she?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Reading is fundamental”. :-\
I help out with the scouts because I love pitching tents.
Jesus loves Slovakians, but he hates them other folks and you too. He told me so.
As if I’m going to believe that there’s a real place called ‘Spotsylvania High School’. Oh you and your elaborate pranks, Juli.
… guess all them slovakians ever seen iz th’short buses…
More censorship: the science section of most libraries have lots of books on thermodynamics, but hardly any on phlogiston theory. Teach both sides!
Awright! Chamomilegate! That elitist Fenty is GOIN’ DOWN. I smell a marionberry jam coming up.
Jello shots are an Abomination Unto Booze. Try Plum wine (et. al.) in clear, unflavored gelatin, instead.
Those families deserve the freedom to teach children that homosexuality is an aberration, and non-Caucasian races are inferior! Tolerate them!
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