• February 13, 2012

DildosTALKING BAG OF SHIT HEARTILY ENDORSES PALIN: “Emphasizing her ‘faith,’ he added that she is someone who ‘with your help — and God’s help — will be the next vice president of the United States.’” [New Republic]

{ 49 comments }

Gopherit v2.0 October 6, 2008 at 11:07 am

The first one to kick Droopy in the nuts gets a shiny new bindle and a recipe for hobo stew.

thefrontpage October 6, 2008 at 11:09 am

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment that Lieberman fell, hit his head, lost his memory that he was once the Democratic vice presidential candidate, and completely lost his mind?

mattbolt October 6, 2008 at 11:09 am

Ugh blech gross it looks like an oozing clump of cancer is trying to burst out of the side of WALNUT’S face

How much fucking makeup does the guy usually wear on TV to not look like a melting skeleton of disease

Harmless October 6, 2008 at 11:10 am

“God’s help.” THAT’S the phrase I’ve been trying to remember for the past month. God’s help us all.

Valerie October 6, 2008 at 11:12 am

Aww, how precious! The Wasilla Moonpie has a groupie!
ew.

whatever_dc October 6, 2008 at 11:12 am

i can’t wait until committee assignments are doled out next year in the senate and lieberman’s name is on NONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ManchuCandidate October 6, 2008 at 11:13 am

The semite’s semite endorsing the anti-semite? Is it possible to perform a reverse bris on Jowly Joe?

choinski October 6, 2008 at 11:14 am

God can help because of his equity stake in Diebold.

TGY October 6, 2008 at 11:16 am

Thank you, thank you, Joe, for continuing to put the ‘Lie’ in ‘Lieberman’.

Gopherit v2.0 October 6, 2008 at 11:16 am

[re=122070]Valerie[/re]: They have to fulfill their destiny. Her womb is still fertile, and anti-Christs don’t just make themselves.

ihasasad October 6, 2008 at 11:19 am
magic titty October 6, 2008 at 11:19 am

Suck a dick, Joe.

Shot at Wolf October 6, 2008 at 11:19 am

[re=122067]mattbolt[/re]:
With all the interest previously reported in John Edwards’s $400 haircuts, who’s talking about McGrumpy’s $5,000 (per hour?) makeup artist? Actually, they have to apply it with a spatula, so a large part of the cost is for the makeup. He get should a good quantity discount.

Tommy Says Soooo October 6, 2008 at 11:21 am

Somewhere an African witchdoctor is having teh assplay with Hadassah.

mattbolt October 6, 2008 at 11:22 am

This isn’t that surprising that God would back Palin, God’s been voting Republican for years now. He hasn’t voted Democrat since JFK. In fact, alongside the demographics of elderly and rural white men, Deities are one of the GOP’s strongholds of voter support.

cal October 6, 2008 at 11:23 am

Oh my god Joe Lieberman always manages to get more disgusting every day.

loquaciousmusic October 6, 2008 at 11:23 am

Enjoy your waning days in the Senate, Joe.

We’re voting your lying, turncoat ass out of there next time.

Valerie October 6, 2008 at 11:23 am

[re=122079]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: ha! the Repub Xenu

Bostoprov October 6, 2008 at 11:25 am

Who let Senator Palpatine out of his cage??

bigpfeifinphilly October 6, 2008 at 11:25 am

He knows that hes done with the dems, so hes going all in on a potential Walnuts! cabinet post.

WadISay October 6, 2008 at 11:34 am

Gosh. This changes everything.

natteringnaybob October 6, 2008 at 11:36 am

[re=122103]bigpfeifinphilly[/re]: Under Secretary of Moose Splooge

Reefpilot October 6, 2008 at 11:37 am

You know one good thing about Cainie Mac’s farce of a campaign?

He’ll drag Grampappy Joe into political hell with him once this clusterfuck’s over in November.

dano October 6, 2008 at 11:41 am

It looks like the Democrats will have a large enough majority that they’ll be able to tell ole’ Vinegar Joe to go fuck himself.

Political Addict October 6, 2008 at 11:41 am

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/10/truthsquadding.html The Democratic head of NOW in Los Angeles endorsed Palin, too.

Miller October 6, 2008 at 11:43 am

If anyone knows about being a deeply embarrassing, ineffectual drag on the ticket, it’s Smokin’ Joe. But honestly, how many kisses of death can one woman get? Are they not being performed right? More tongue? Less?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

azw88 October 6, 2008 at 11:43 am

Tailgunner Joe is desperately grasping at any chance to get McCain elected President so he can get a cabinet post because he know he is completely fucked as a senator now. After the election, the Dems will have a solid majority and will no longer need is sorry-assed flip-flopping turncoat help to get bills passed.
He will be dumped on some po-dunk committee where he will be out of sight, out of mind until he is up for reelection when he will be completely bounced to the curb.

azw88 October 6, 2008 at 11:47 am

[re=122125]Political Addict[/re]: Another pissed-off HillTard!

FMA October 6, 2008 at 11:51 am

When did Lieberman join Jews for Jesus?

Harvey Birdman October 6, 2008 at 11:52 am

Shiksa!

ManchuCandidate October 6, 2008 at 11:54 am

[re=122125]Political Addict[/re]:
LOL
Oh panic in the streets because that will change… absolutely nothing.

Barry’s got a 16-20 point lead in Kaliphornya. Who gives a fuck about a bitter old lady who’d rather vote for the Trollop/Cunt and Bible Spice when the economy’s tanking and in the tank for Barry?

4tehlulz October 6, 2008 at 11:54 am

Joe Lieberman, less ethical than the judenrat.

Yeah I went there.

4tehlulz October 6, 2008 at 11:57 am

[re=122125]Political Addict[/re]: She’s just afraid of that special place in hell that Madelaine Albright didn’t say those women who oppose other women end up.

GoshDarnitSarahPalin October 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Wow. A man who was once on the democratic ticket. I must say I am quite scared of anyone who believes it is gods will that they receive something (especially politically).

GoshDarnitSarahPalin October 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm

@ FMA

Leiberman a Jew for Jesus! hahahahahahaha thats hilarious.

WIDTAP October 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm

“God’s Help”

Translation: “We haven’t got a prayer.”

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 6, 2008 at 12:26 pm

“She is very supportive of Israel. In fact, she has said that the idea of returning all of the Jews to Israel puts her in rapture.” –Joe Lieberman

Dreadful Gate October 6, 2008 at 12:28 pm

I just have to say it again. Joe Liebercunt is a drooling sac of fecal pus, and I hope he kisses McCranky

whatever_dc October 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm

[re=122198]GoshDarnitSarahPalin[/re]: i love the nick but shouldn’t there be a “youbetcha” somewhere in there?

nutcracker October 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm

I thought Lieberman was running for PM of Israel. Why the fuck is he still here? And I bet Hadassah has Jungle Fever and is going to vote for Barry.

Canuckledragger October 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm

“TALKING BAG OF SHIT HEARTILY ENDORSES PALIN”

Why are you so cruel and insulting to Talking Bags Of Shit? They have feelings TOO, ya know. You’ve made Mr. Hanky cry.

thesycophant October 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm

Joe Klein seems to have coined the term “Embarracuda.” It deserves to sit with Bible Spice and Caribou Barbie on the triumvirate of awesome Palin nicknames.

http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/10/embarracuda.html

Godot October 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm

[re=122067]mattbolt[/re]: oh god why did you make me notice that it’s almost lunchtime barf

Godot October 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm

[re=122113]natteringnaybob[/re]: Walnuts: “Was that a criminal case or a paternity issue, HENGHH!!?!? How bout it, HENGHH!!?!?”

ProgHead777 October 6, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Oh god, that picture is disturbing in so many ways.

Epiphany: Liebertwat turned when he misread McWashout’s involuntary tongue thrusts.

surfacenoise76 October 6, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Seriously, Jews who think Christian fundamentalists are their friends are scarcely smarter than pre-WWII Jews who didn’t think Hitler was a threat.

CrabtreesBludgeon October 6, 2008 at 2:05 pm

I must say, I do so enjoy the commenting over there at the New Republic. Of course it’s not nearly witty/snarky/hilarious enough to satisfy me on a daily basis, but the spelling and grammar is just lovely. And when describing Liebermann they use big words like “pyschological animus” and “sanctimonious” and “giant flaming sack of elephant vomit.” Well, maybe not that last one…

Tommy Says Soooo October 6, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=122399]CrabtreesBludgeon[/re]: They have to be careful in front of the goyim.

DangerousLiberal October 6, 2008 at 6:19 pm

[re=122072]whatever_dc[/re]: I can’t wait until they assign him the worst office in the Senate. I think it’s a cardboard box between New York Avenue and the Amtrak line, by the old Hecht’s warehouse. He’ll be at home there with his bindle and hobo stew.

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