• February 13, 2012

MORONS IN THE NEWS: Webclown Jerome Corsi — the wingnut promoter of 9/11 conspiracies and North American Union Amero fantasies — went to Kenya to do some stunt with his dumb Obama book, and the crafty Africans put him in jail, the end. [AFP]

{ 58 comments }

Doglessliberal October 7, 2008 at 12:11 pm

It doesn’t make them inclined to leniency when you shout: “unhand me, you heathen savages!”

ManchuCandidate October 7, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Heh. Who knew that people would be offended?

Serolf Divad October 7, 2008 at 12:13 pm

You see, Obama’s black, so clearly he’s in the tank for them negroes over there in Africa.

Nice to see the GOP and its shills haven’t lost their racist touch.

Miller October 7, 2008 at 12:15 pm

I can’t believe how all those Kenyan and American liberals conspired to have him not bring the right visa papers. Will they stop at nothing to silence the deranged rantings of a right wing “scholar”. Don’t they know he was on Hannity?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Hairy Reed October 7, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Didn’t you misspell morans, morans?

Gopherit v2.0 October 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Kenyan officials were bewildered and disgusted when Corsi insisted on a body cavity search.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Stop making the stooopid African jokes…….Kenya? Ken-ya? Kennnnnnnnn ya?

Woo hoo, I won me some truck nutz and Sara panties.

SuperRounder October 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm

He’s a wingnut. The threat of buttsecks doesn’t scare him.

Anonymous Office Zombie October 7, 2008 at 12:20 pm

God. I don’t think I can take a whole month of this. By the time election day rolls around the McCain campaign will be handing out commemorative nooses, and Palin will be doing strip teases to the tune of Deutchland Deutchland, über alles.

EnBuenOra October 7, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Clearly the entire trip was masterminded by Obama just to trick Corsi into being captured by the Muslimo-Kenyan authori-tyes.

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 12:22 pm

True racial transcendence. Nowadays, crazed white poet warlords who come to Africa bringing their bullshit books of falsely prophetic lunacy, they get jailed and mocked.
If only this had happened centuries ago, the world would be a much better place; albeit a lot less interesting.

Darehead October 7, 2008 at 12:22 pm

[re=123402]Serolf Divad[/re]: Corsi’s no longer a GOP, he joined the Paul-dwintards.

Corsi expected to be greeted in the Dark Continent with, “Dr. Corsi, I presume…” while he promoted his Bibles and Obamanation to end all African slavery, AIDS, tribal warfare, lion kings, arugula and animism. Swiftboat ‘im down the Nile.

SayItWithWookies October 7, 2008 at 12:24 pm

So we’ll be bringing democracy to Kenya in the next few months? Is there even time to trump up an NIE? I mean I guess we could use the old Iraq one and just write in “Kenya” instead. Of course there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell anyone would buy that — oh, nevermind.

azw88 October 7, 2008 at 12:26 pm

THey are deporting him. I think that they should dump him in Mogadishu. Wearing nothing but a sign around his neck sayin “i’s a hates me some ni–as!

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 7, 2008 at 12:26 pm

He went to Kenya to sell his book.

He stayed for the anal rape.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Just proves that Africa is in the tank for Obama. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t have to throw it under the bus.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Perhaps Corsi just wanted to go back to the Motherland and will, like Malcolm, realize that we’re all brothers and the white man is not the devil.

Except for him.

Delicious October 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

[re=123409]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: commemorative?

Tra October 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm

Awww, that was a nice story.

mattbolt October 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm

Somehow, Jews will be blamed

Darehead October 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm

[re=123415]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Da Paultards/Baldwin/Corsitards don’t like democracy–I think they’re just goin’ after the old-fashioned bible-bangin’ imperialism.

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm

We are all Kenyans.

azw88 October 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Entering a country without the proper papers to work… damned mexicans are EVERYWHERE

Anonymous Office Zombie October 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=123421]Delicious[/re]: And fully functional, of course. Commemorative in the sense that they’ll have Hang in there for McCain/Palin ’08! stencilled on the rope.

AngryBlakGuy October 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm

…earlier this year when I visited Nigeria I read an article about a man who was simply “lost” in the prison system for 6 months. Maybe I can pull some strings and have something similar setup for this ass-wipe!

grendel October 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm

[re=123409]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: How did you get today’s campaign schedule?

Tra October 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm

Doesn’t the Kenyans returning this raving lunatic to us constitute a declaration of war, or at least violate some treaty or another?

Darehead October 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Sarah Palin has a mean Kenyan Pastor.

wheelie October 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm

He has been sent to the airport where he will fly to London.

I hear he hopes to get a better reception in Britain, where he plans to give a talk on his forthcoming book, “Your Queen is a Bitch and Lady Diana Deserved to Die.”

FreshCliches October 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm

I wonder if this’ll be footnoted (he’s got ‘em, yanno) in Corsi’s next book.

Delicious October 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm

[re=123427]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: That’s what I thought.

AngryBlakGuy October 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm

…and by the way “Visa” and “Passport” inconsistencies is the catchall excuse for deporting people in Africa. Whenever they don’t want you in a country they just claim that your paper work is missing or incomplete.

themightysea October 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm

I wish my band name could be ‘The Crafty Africans,’ but then Jerome Corsi would come rape my family on Fox and Friends or something.

SayItWithWookies October 7, 2008 at 12:38 pm

[re=123424]Darehead[/re]: Well that’s perfect, considering that the kind of democracy that Cheney and Sock Puppet like to export has just a teeeeeeensy touch of homicidal sectarianism in it.

Carrie_Okie October 7, 2008 at 12:39 pm

[re=123426]azw88[/re]: Its no fun/being an illegal alien

Itsjustme October 7, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Move On needs to get his Granny a new sign, damnit!

Delicious October 7, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Actually, I wish the Kenyans hadn’t done this. It gives McCain more fodder for his “who is Obama” smears. And I hate that Drudge is banging on this. That’s the main thing. I just hate Drudge right now.

Please, election, be over soon.

DemmeFatale October 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Hmmm…wing-nut mouth-breather wetting his pants in sheer terror. (You’re not in Kansas anymore, pal).
Thanks, Kenya. I needed that.

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Kenya is in the tank for Barry. Plain and simple. HOW CAN THE TRUTH BE KNOWN WITH THIS HUSSAIN TERRORIST CANDIDATE HAVING SO MUCH APPEAL TO THE WORLD.

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm

[re=123447]Delicious[/re]: No one gives a fat rat’s dick about Drudge. He just wants a close election. None of the batshit crapola is working, so why even sweat it?

DoctorCulturae October 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm

You’d think he’d understand this is just racial profiling. Overheard at the arrest, “…but some of my best friends…”

ChernobylSoup October 7, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=123409]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Win

TGY October 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Anonymous Office Zombie October 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=123430]grendel[/re]: Bribed some Palin insiders with a tin of Skoal and a bible with a crying 9/11 eagle on the cover.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm

This is what happens when Corsi found out Mooselini was winking at Lowry and not him. Going to the witchdoctor to cast a spell that makes Lowry want to shave Andrew Sullivan’s back will mean Sarah is all his.

Polly Sigh-Entist October 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Hey ya’ll – I sent a tip in about this but thought that some of you might get a good chuckle out of this local news story about Rep. Boner:

http://www.wlwt.com/news/17637031/detail.html

video at the home page as well – currently under tab #3

Cape Clod October 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

[re=123437]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Don’t they also have this other thing about putting a tire around your neck and lighting it on fire if they don’t like you? Any chance of that happening?

NoWireHangers October 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Go back to Africa! Er..America!

azw88 October 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Breaking News from Brazil:
Obama loses election!!! not just once, but EIGHT TIMES: No luck for Obamas in Brazil elections

Maybe it was all of these ‘Obamas’ that caused the McCain camp to ask, “who is the real Obama?”

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm

[re=123513]azw88[/re]: Wow that’s like sending one of Nigerian e-mails out to local voters. Weird.

azw88 October 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm

[re=123529]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:

Not to fear, Bin Laden Lost Too.. SIX TIMES

shoeho October 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

LOL, oh, yeah, screw around in a country known for corruption. NO, not here, Kenya! He’s probably lucky to just get booted out.

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm

[re=123540]azw88[/re]: “‘Father Christmas’ did pretty well in the northern city of Fortaleza, but ultimately couldn’t wriggle all the way through the electoral chimney.

Another failed candidate pushing the limits was “Mama,” a 103-year-old woman who was the oldest to put her name on a ticket.”

Wow I want to live in Brazil.

AngryBlakGuy October 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=123466]Cape Clod[/re]: …..ehhhhhh, that might take a little arm twisting but I might be able to swing that. Don’t ever say I don’t do anything for you!

jimmyjack October 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm

So much for my idea of making it through the depression by selling videos of Jerome Corsi being sodomized in a Kenyan prison on the internet.

ladymacbeth October 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm

i think this is one of those times when we can safely say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm

[re=123513]azw88[/re]: I didn’t know they used Diebold machines in Brazil.

medici October 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm

Obviously, Kenyans know who to throw in jail better than we do.

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