• February 13, 2012

AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM IN THE TANK: Remember that sleazy Chicago guy, Tony Rezko, who sold Barack Obama a backyard for the Obama house so those cute little girls could play outside? Well, “U.S. District Judge Amy St. Eve indefinitely delayed Rezko’s Oct. 28 sentencing date and told the parties to meet again for a status in the case in December.” [Chicago Sun-Times]

{ 26 comments }

Canmon (the Inadequate) October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Obama is up by 11 in Gallup.

shoeho October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Tony haz to go to the Inagural thingwhats in January, so he can’t be in the jailz. I don’t mind crooks as long as they are on my side of the equation.

Serolf Divad October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm

How do you get a cool-assed name like “Amy St. Eve” without actually being a rock star?

Wagamuffin October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Terrible optics.

Worlds End October 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

[re=126387]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: All going according to the plan.

Jebediah October 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm

I think we’re going to need a bigger tank.

MoodProcessor October 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm

[re=126391]Serolf Divad[/re]:
That’s more of a movie star name, I think. A particular genre of film comes to mind.

AmericanValues October 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Looks like Hopey isn’t so “naive” and “inexperienced” after all.

Of course, the guilt by association game can get pretty fun! Just ask Hannity, who obviously hates all things Jews, just like all other the good ol’ fascists he provides a platform for on “The Hannity Show” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6CD33_s7s

Texan Bulldoggette October 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm

[re=126391]Serolf Divad[/re]: or a porn star?

Tommy Says Soooo October 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Hahaha, suck it Walnuts, Bush is in the tank for Hopey, since he appointed the judge. Hahahahaha, here is a tard’s Rezko Watch blog that proves it was Dumya after all:

http://rezkowatch.blogspot.com/2008/02/rezkotrialwatch-judge-amy-j-st-eve.html

This should make Hannity’s ballpeen head explode.

Worlds End October 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm

[re=126400]AmericanValues[/re]: I saw that on the huffington post. All i can say is lol

slappypaddy October 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm

…tank you, yer honor…

nestor October 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Only you rich fucking elitists still have a tank to be in, mine got repossessed last week.

Miller October 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm

I bet the Chicago judiciary is also working in concert with the Kenyan immigration to suppress all negative Obama thought. How deep does the conspiracy go?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Delicious October 8, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=126391]Serolf Divad[/re]: It would have been cooler if she was Amy St. Hubbins.

mamandesfilles October 8, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Sucks to be Gov. Blogo! Cuz if Rezko is rolling over… that is who he is rolling over on!

shortsshortsshorts October 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Wow. There are like no “liberal ACTIVIST JUDGES” anymore in the USDC, HAWT DIGGITY DAMN. What a MAVERICK.

[re=126412]nestor[/re]: Win.

whore4hope October 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm

The tank must be huge now. Can we get a picture of it? Is it like a Bradley or like one of those carnival dunking tanks? Or perhaps a fish tank with bubbles?

V572625694 October 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm

This does make one proud to be a Chicago native. It’s the City that Works™®!

Anonymous Office Zombie October 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm

McCain did warn us about Chicago politician types like That One.

Meanwhile, the Troopergate proceedings continue on course. I can only conclude that Kenyan witches are to blame since they’re obviously in the tank for Obama.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm

They had to upgrade the tank. I’m getting this mental image of a big ass pool party with KO, Tweety, Rachel, Hopey, Joey B. and the like walking around with umbrella drinks, music blaring and burgers on the grill.

Meanwhile, Grampy’s tank has a lone dead goldfish floating at the bottom because Walnuts is old and forgot to feed it.

Serolf Divad October 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=126399]MoodProcessor[/re]: [re=126402]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:

So what you guys are saying is that they way you get such a cool name is by being molested by your step dad for three years before you finally run away from home? I think I’ll pass.

WWJGD October 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm

I think the only people who are surprised by this are the naive ones who still buy into the whole crooked system of modern politics.

Enjoy your land of puppy dogs and sunshine when they foreclose on your magical little cottage and the ICE deports your seven dwarf friends.

Kev-O-Tron October 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Oh. Shit.

The wingnuts are gonna freak the fuck out now. Hopefully this will send Limbaugh’s BP so high he has a coronary. And maybe something terrible will happen to Malkin too. I dunno, maybe her uterus drops out or her penis gets erect on national television or something.

WadISay October 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Better news would be if the judge rescheduled Rezko to make room on his calendar for Troopergate.

tank this October 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Well, not to get back on topic or anything, luckily here in chicago it’s clear that what’s actually happening is REzko is selling out the super corrupt governor, who will probably be indicted. Which, since all politicians are friends, will clearly be a problem for Barry. See here in Chicago we’ve run all the republicans out of town so now the democrats have to lie and cheat and insult each other all on their own.

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