- According to some preacher, the election will climax in a holy war between Allah, the God of Hawaii, and America. Obviously, this will all happen in Iowa. [Marc Ambinder]
- Bachelor of Mystery/Floridian Governor Charlie Crist is not going to even try to convince his state to vote for McCain anymore. [Andrew Sullivan]
- In 1996 John Hussein McCain attended a terrorist potluck sponsored by the violent Muslim communist organization known as “ACORN.” [Daily Kos]
- Maureen Dowd out-irrelevances herself. It’s not as sexy as it sounds. [AMERICAblog]
- What has John McCain done with the Earth’s supply of water? He’s moved it all to Arizona, for Jacuzzi Fun! [Ben Smith]
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Maybe is Hopey wins it Martin Luther King’s promise of overcuming will finally come to fruition. However, after all the overcuming is done I fear that America will be too exhausted to do the heavy lifting that is gonna be required in the next 4 years…any there’s gonna be a sticky mess to clean up too!
In my lust to post first I have committed egregious spelling errors that I would like to atone for. Forgive me Wonkmerica.
So wait… does this mean that if Obama wins then Vishnu totally kicked Baby Jesus’s ass? Is this playing for keeps? And by that I mean do we all need to become Hindu then?
Who played a joke on who’s vagina?
It’s not many preachers who have the audacity to tell God to stop being a sissy. Too bad he apparently doesn’t know that elections aren’t resolved by prayer though.
I’m afraid I’d like to play with Ms. Dowd’s vagina…and that’s no joke!
Tu betchus!
Oh crap, I just read Maureen Dowd…
Yes God, by all means, save us from an Aran communist terrorist Ganesh-worshipping Congressional liberal. And by your grace, give us a president who can truly teach us to sit down, shut up, stop complaining, and not worry what the government is up to because it’s none of our business and besides those are very wise people who are just trying to protect our sorry, unpatriotic asses. And bless the most brilliant president in our history, even though we’ll all be dead before anyone realizes how great he was.
Amen
watch out, i got a bacterial infection in a jacuzzi one time
Haha… That preacher thinks Hindu and Buddha are “gods” that people “pray” to. At least he gets the Arabic word for “God” right. I guess that puts him about on par for knowledge with Ms. Palin.
I’m having a hard time taking the negative on Jacuzzi fun. Now if you’d told us he was dragging it all to Arizona in order to stockpile holy water, then I’d be willing to get on board the hate train.
Between this and Bill Kristol’s “Remember that dreck I wrote last week? Well, let’s all pretend we don’t,” I think there’s some kind of competition going on among the non-Nobel-winning NYTimes columnists to locate the point at which the newspaper will refuse to print something.
Ms. Dowd: Bundus overus et hangonum!
Who wants to bet that Kristol reads this, smacks himself theatrically in the forehead, and then turns in a column that consists entirely of lorem ipsum.
Hey, I called dibs on Latin years ago, Dowd. Get your own corner!
The roots of the Great Holy War go back to the episode where the Brady Bunch displeased the God of Hawaii.
I go away for a week and suddenly Maureen Dowd is a Latina. Strange days, indeed.
Yeay, jihad/crusade in Iowa! I’ve been waiting for a chance to thin the religious herd in this state for a while now.
The only thing useful about MoDo’s column was her new nickname for Sarah Palin–Barracuda Borealis.
Dowd should write all her columns in Latin.
To assist in this, I offer Handy Latin Phrases. And remember, kids, vescere bracis meis (or “eat my shorts in the vernacular).
i too can quote from Seneca, but happy hour doesn’t start for another 60 minutes, and i need at least four drinks before i become that much of a bore…
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
[re=132277]anabellum[/re]: My name says it all, on that topic.
Did any of you have Mr. Rose for Latin? I bet you did…
I’m tired of these promises of Holy Wars. Somebody better deliver one soon, the anticipation is killing me.
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Barack should sacrifice him to the volcano god.
It is obvious that the Orange Menace has misplaced the receipt for his engagement ring and is exacting a little catty revenge for the veep snub.
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