• February 13, 2012
  • ABOUT DAMN TIME: Wonkette sickling operative “Ben” writes in shock that fetus harvesting Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is on Hardball and “just told Chris Matthews that there should be an investigative report of all members of Congress to determine who among them is anti-American.” Well what’s the problem, BEN? SCARED?

{ 33 comments }

tunamelt October 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm

This sounds weirdly familiar.

thesycophant October 17, 2008 at 5:33 pm

I can’t believe she’s not on the ticket.

Harvey Birdman October 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm

I’m self-loathing; does that make me anti-American?

irisheyes October 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm

What’s that saying? Hmmm…Something like “those who don’t know shit about what happened will run through the same shit again? Is that right? No…maybe it’s, “Learn history or die”? Not quite right.

oh! I remember: Shut the fuck up Michelle Bachmann. You evolution hating, environment killing, ass fucking slag.

Pithy, no?

CankleBiter October 17, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Huh, who could have possibly guessed this would happen.

Doktor Avalanche October 17, 2008 at 5:37 pm

I’m self-loathing and I want to give more money to the rich. That makes me even more anti-American.

Scandalabra October 17, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Palin/Bachmann ’12!

thesycophant October 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Do we really want to get into a self-loathing-off here on Our Wonkette?

slappypaddy October 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm

This coming November 14 will be Tailgunner Joe’s 100th birthday, in honor of which C-woman Michelle will propose that, instead of wasting time and money on an investigation (there are wars and bridges both to nowhere to waste it on), the Congress will be culled of those members “who simply just don’t look right.”

mirrorball October 17, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Forget that. Last night she threatened to kiss Obama if he wins the election.

http://www.twincities.com/ci_10740836?nclick_check=1

tunamelt October 17, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Somebody never saw Good Night and Good Luck.

tunamelt October 17, 2008 at 5:44 pm

[re=138724]thesycophant[/re]: [re=138717]Doktor Avalanche[/re]: [re=138711]Harvey Birdman[/re]: I love myself right into the bottle.

Gopherit v2.0 October 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Well, duh! You know they’re unAmerican if they have a D after their names.

And she says all of this with a straight face. Bravo!

Gopherit v2.0 October 17, 2008 at 5:49 pm

[re=138724]thesycophant[/re]: Selfloathingoff. That sounds commie! So are you a commie, commie?!!

BrutallyHonestBabes October 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm

Well, the black ones are terrorists, so they are UnAmurican and the ones who eat delicious fetuses are UnAmerican mostly. So who does that leave? Sarah Palin! Wait she’s not a member of Congress? She has marital congress, cause of those 8 kids – is that the same thing?

Datsun510 October 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm

[re=138724]thesycophant[/re]: No. This is not your therapist’s orifice, I mean office.

blinky_twinkie October 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Nazi cow.

Gopherit v2.0 October 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
TGY October 17, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Today we are all anti-Americans.

WadISay October 17, 2008 at 6:14 pm

I’m all for it. I propose that the standard for un-Americanism be giving her revenues to plutocrats and defense contractors, raping her environment, generally waging war on her public institutions, and involving her in ill-justified, ill-executed foreign wars. Let the show trials begin.

bitchincamaro October 17, 2008 at 6:19 pm

[re=138714]irisheyes[/re]: You, sir, have a way with “harangue”. Tooshaaaaay

hockeymom October 17, 2008 at 6:27 pm

And in true Minnesota fashion, a guy named Elwin Tinklenberg is running against her.

Though, to be fair, he does go by “El”…not only does he drop a pesky syllable, he locks up the huge Minnesota hispanic vote.

OzoneTom October 17, 2008 at 6:27 pm

[re=138717]Doktor Avalanche[/re]: If you wanted to give money to the government you’d be a godless communist! Is that better or worse than being anti-merkin?

rocktonsammy October 17, 2008 at 6:29 pm

Bachmann for Health and Human Services!!!

HomoPolitico October 17, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=138714]irisheyes[/re]: As an assfucker, I’m offended by your implication.

Advocatus_Diaboli October 17, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Jesus Christ. Whoever said we get the government we deserve clearly hadn’t foreseen Michelle Bachman. No one deserves this much stupid, even American Idol/Survivor-watching Americans.

HomoPolitico October 17, 2008 at 6:39 pm

[re=138792]hockeymom[/re]: And the ‘berg’ at the end of his name will get him all those Minnesota jews. Like Al Franken…and…uhhhh…Al Franken’s family. And that’s about it.

H_Tuttle October 17, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Hey, Michelle, should you be recalled?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF3z-j8o39I

hockeymom October 17, 2008 at 7:02 pm

[re=138805]HomoPolitico[/re]: No, our Jewish population is much bigger. It’s Al Franken, Al Franken’s family and Norm Coleman.
We used to have that nice Bobby Zimmer from up north too, but he moved.

irisheyes October 17, 2008 at 7:06 pm

[re=138802]HomoPolitico[/re]: No offense intended good sir. I simply meant to imply that she gives it “up the ass” to her fellow ‘Mericans. Which, as a person of the homosexual nature, she would not consider you to be a real American.

natoslug October 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm

The Republicans need to get their shit together: Are they going to push for a new McCarthyism with their anti-American bullshit, or a new Cultural Revolution with the whole anti-elite/anti-intellectual/anti-pointy-haired professor crap? Just choose one stupid-ass meme and go with it, you fuckwads! (the GOPers, not you delightful Wonkie wanks)

Doktor Avalanche October 17, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=138794]OzoneTom[/re]: So my choices this year are socialism for me vs. socialism for the rich guy.

Wow…that’s a tough call to make. I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna swing on that issue.

chappie October 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm

This woman is a shit bird and a sewer rat and as anti-American as they come.
America is a tolerant place and– god help us– even tolerant of shit-bird-sewer-rats like her. I put a Vincent Gallo gypsy curse on her bowels… that she will have to wear a bag of shit on the outside so people can see her true nature.

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