- LIVE LIKE A SUICIDE: At least one U.S. index is rising — American Suicide! More people are killing themselves, especially middle-aged people. [LA Times]
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Woo-Hoo! Saving Social Security!
Christopher Buckley should be proud.
You can blame David Vitter, and Vitter alone for this rise in the middle-age suicide rate. You can also blame the WORLD MAN, for oppressing you.
Finally, an answer to our social security worries.
[re=141553]Juice-IL[/re]: Curse your quick-witocity.
Is that focused on any particular street or from any particular floor?
probably a spike in the numbers after airing that bachmann interview
Crumbling infrastructure, government corruption, a huge and growing wealth gap, outbursts of xenophobia and nationalism, now with the higher suicide rate I think we’ve finally become just like post-Soviet Russia. No wonder John McCain seeks funding from the Russkies–he’ll be our very own Putin and complete the cycle…
I’ll just bet this isn’t among the racist old fuckwits at Palin rallies. And the idiocracy consolidates.
Suicide is gunplay for ugly people.
USA!
This is terrible news, for an early adopter such as myself. Oh well whatever it takes to be on the cutting edge. *bang*
It’s just there’s all this pressure to be, you know, quick-witted on the internet.
Don’t these people know that it is against the law?
We are a nation of Emos.
From watching American television I have concluded that suicide would be funnier if it involved a child thowing an obect and hitting an adult male in the nuts, before that adult male performed suicide.
Suicide: The preferred lifestyle choice in today’s society for people who have both brains and balls.
Thanks Ken, you really know how to perk up my day! Fucker.
[re=141554]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I blame Celine Dion.
Hey, if Walnuts can do it on live teevee, don’t be surprised by the copycats.
The article goes on to say it has something to do with “Frank TV”, whatever that is.
Untreated depression is the leading cause of suicide, he said.
Wow. WTF did we do before science?
I think Palin’s voice is also a factor. I had to go on Wellbutrin myself.
[re=141628]NYNYNY[/re]: This made ha ha inside me.
Well, that’s one way to get out of paying 4% more in taxes next year.
[re=141626]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: hey, it is going to be on TV (not the suicide part, just the dying part). We are such a classy country.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/20/AR2008102003114.html
Through 24 hour TV I see
visions of the things to be
Of Shit to be dumped on me
I realize and I can see…
Ken, your a faunt of good news this afternoon. How is the Southern California real estate market doing?
[re=141594]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: And me without a flat iron.
[re=141635]Doglessliberal[/re]: That is- Whaaa?..Holy Shit..that’s real?
[re=141647]freakishlystrong[/re]: You cannot do parody anymore.
[re=141590]spencer[/re]: In less enlightened times they’d have hung you for it.
If I really thought McCain was going to win, I’d be tempted. Better dead than red, dontcha know.
Gee, just my age group. I can understand why.
Also, I can tell you that 9/11 has nothing to do with it.
I can’t wait for suicide booths.
Sweet, less competition for the few jobs that are left in this country!
Didn’t George Carlin suggest we have a Suicide Channel?
Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth
You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette…
So my share of the national debt just went up? Thanks a lot fuckers.
[re=141640]problemwithcaring[/re]: If you’ve got it, faunt it.
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