FAME AND RICHES: Whoa hey what’s this, your male associate editor woke up in the SINGLE DIGIT HOURS of morning, an all-time first, to participate in his very first “Crappy Hour” on the ladies’ blog, Jezebel. The topic was, “politics.” [Jezebel]
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Best.animated.gif.ever.
Gasoline fight!
Woah, Jim … nice to take a stand and all but can’t you get fired for discouraging assplay?
All your clothes are belong to us. They have no chance to survive make your time.
They had a gun to your head?
The .gif! Can’t stop giggling at the .gif!
Ahahahahahahaha, Jezebel! That’s cute, Jim.
Did they make you carve a magical backwards vagina in your face to prove your loyalty before y’all posted? Because unless you’re talking about nonsense television or telling rape jokes, they won’t be sure you’re in with the “cause”.
[re=152232]Serolf Divad[/re]:
Agreed.
Omg I love that gif.
wait…when did Hillary get married to Biden?
Oh, please. Like Michelle would let Hillary sit up front.
Did you and Megan schtup after that? That seemed like a prelude to a schtuppin’…
Thank god Firefox allows me to set animated gifs to “Run Once”
Wait. I thought afternoon editor was prohibited from encroaching upon morning editor’s airtime. Foul.
[re=152255]Min[/re]: Obama’s cute, but Joe’s a better dancer.
I can’t wait for the “The Sarah Palin Center For Kids Who Can’t Thunk Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good so they can ran for Vise Preznit Too”
Well played, JimNewll, Well played… What were you doing up and working at that hour of the morning after being on chat at 3:30? Freak. Fuck, I was at work too. I hate you all. *cries*
On a side note, I want a job where I can cut-n-paste my IM logs and get paid for it. That is all.
I could seriously stare at that gif ALL DAY LONG. Won’t someone please help me?
You know you never touch a black man’s radio.
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT GIF.
[re=152232]Serolf Divad[/re]: agreed
Made that gif my wallpaper. Warning: Not recommended for epileptics!
I’m film-nerd enough to recognize that scene from ‘New Jack City.’
omfg, that gif rules.
what are those? frappacinos? hahaha
[re=152261]Sussemilch[/re]: Point taken.
[re=152263]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Already running? http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/4/12289/69937/415/586412
Who’re you jiving, Newell? We know it was Fleshbot who rang your bell.
[re=152267]grendel[/re]: Not your IM blogs. You’d have to work for Fleshbot for that.
The GIF must be used every day this week!
And it’s nice to know, after looking at the comments, that the jezebel women are as humorless as they’ve ever been.
[re=152261]Sussemilch[/re]: Meh. Michelle’s got them both beat, ‘cuz she’s doing the Funky Butt (with neck pop and all!).
NICE ANIMATED GIF.
[re=152259]4tehlulz[/re]: Why would you want that .gif to run once? It’s like mainlining happiness.
HuskyMescan: Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!!
Cause the .gif made you wanna watch this scene again.
Orange Mocha Frappuccino’s for EVERYONE!
Stein at Huffpo has a turtle head of an October surprise for McCain:
News Orgs Investigate Possibly Fatal McCain ’64 Car Crash
[re=152254]hockeymom[/re]: Joe Biden is helping Hillary plan the secret Clinton conspiracy government takeover of the Obama administration — I saw the story at breitbart.tv.
[re=152287]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Biden doing circa 89-90 cabbage patch. Not so freshhhhh.
is it just me, or is there something canine-ish about Hillary up there?
It’s perfect with “Singalong” by Treva Whateva.
Funny gif. but I don’t think Hillary is nearly that happy these days.
[re=152286]Gopherit[/re]: I’m not nearly so graphic with non-Wonketteers…
[re=152294]HuskyMescan[/re]: well, not that it matters at this point. It seems the entire month of October has been one giant clusterfuck for abuelo loco and the republicanos.
Jim, you really shouldn’t be encouraging the weaker sex to be bothering their pretty little heads about politics when they could be making me breakfast after the morning insemination.
Whoops, you’re probably not reading this here. I should re-post it at Jezebel.
This gif might replace my old favorite.
http://batmanislove.ytmnd.com/
(w/ sound)
Re:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/28/news-orgs-investigate-pos_n_138449.html
Death by automobile seems to be the official politician’s choice in off-ings…
[re=152286]Gopherit[/re]: The Jezebel commenters are the worst. I decided to stop paying attention to them after I watched them attack a writer for being “intolerant” because the writer said something about Amish people removing themselves from 21st century society.
Deepthroat: At a close number two: death by Snu Snu
Worlds:
“Misrule” is such a great word.
I think Jim has taken a break for some manscaping and shoe shopping.
[re=152306]Deepthroat[/re]: Interesting.
[re=152310]Deepthroat[/re]: We all want death by SNU SNU
Better than Wham!’s version of that song is Chris Griffin’s.
I don’t give a f***, this should be a breaking story, but I’m lazy so here it is: Charles Barkley says he is running for Governor of Alabama in 2014 at
http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2008/10/28/charles-barkley-for-alabama-governor-in-2014/
Here’s the money quote:
NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley said he’s going to run for governor in Alabama.
“I plan on it in 2014,” Barkley told CNN’s Campbell Brown on Monday.
When asked if he was serious, the former Philadelphia 76er said, “I am, I can’t screw up Alabama.”
He added that his native state could only improve. “We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren’t going anywhere,” Barkley said.
that GIF needs more assfucking
[re=152302]HuskyMescan[/re]: Seems there’s always a CRASH involved at defining moments in the Walnut’s history. About to be another one.
This GIF took me to my happy place. Well, until I realized Hopey is NOT wearing a seatbelt!
[re=152308]Origami[/re]: It’s totally sexist to point out that Jezebel commenters, regardless of sex and gender, are some of the dumbest people alive.
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: I have no witty response, reality trumps comedy once again.
CURSE YOU REALITY!!!
[re=152306]Deepthroat[/re]: Why don’t they wait till after the election to investigate these stories. Why feed the ‘librul media bias’ continuum seven days out?
Amateur hour again, over at HuffPo.
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: The only way it would have been better is if he played for the Dallas Mavericks.
Jim, before I start hating on Christopher Buckley, I am confused, is the child his or WFB? And did you say you’re not voting. Dude, that’s just wrong. In this election every vote counts – even if your not from an important state (battleground) we need the popular vote – we want Hopey winning by a large margin.
[re=152338]Dreamer[/re]: Are you a Jezebel commenter? For shame…
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: Does anyone even comprehend Charles Barkley – he is worse than Palin. Maybe the two of them should run together in 2012.
Why did I read that whole thing???
[re=152338]Dreamer[/re]: “We,” paleface? I would of course write in Cheney if I voted.
That gif!!! The only way that Walnuts can win now is if Hillary and Hopey lose a gasoline fight to each other.
[re=152308]Origami[/re]: Wouldn’t the Amish themselves be the first to tell you that they are removing themselves from 21st (and 20th, and 19th) century society?
[re=152348]grendel[/re]: My first visit to that site – I didn’t even know they existed. I am on so much medications it is dulling my senses.
[re=152355]jinmoom[/re]: Me too. Now I’m contact PMS-ing.
[re=152352]Dreamer[/re]: Barkley is way more smarter than Palin. Sir Charles has the sense to run for chief executive of something he, in his own words, “can’t screw up”. Palin is running for VP of the United States for god’s sake! What? Oh, right.
You cannot trick me into visiting Jezebel.
[re=152359]Jim Newell[/re]: In that case I’ll write in Jim Newell! See how easily you can corrupt a politically novice!
[re=152364]Dave J.[/re]: Win
The Amish are sexist
[re=152374]somelegalbitch[/re]: I am in the tank for Jim; I visit wherever he directs me – except Drudge.
[re=152373]Come here a minute[/re]: He mumbles. A big no no for a politician.
[re=152364]Dave J.[/re]: Yes. Hence why I found their indignation absurd. Hehe, I’m talking like a fancy Martini-swilling Republican!
proper respect must also be paid to the b3ta metalhead kittens .gif on the jezebel page.
[re=152293]Gopherit[/re]: Oh, please. It’s gotta be gin-n-juice.
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. THANK YOU.
[re=152328]King of Pants[/re]: I like to call many of them some of the most enlightened idiots on the internet. My favorite memory on Jezebel was a comment on a post about a father and daughter living together and having a baby. One person actually suggested that we should judge them because some of our sexual practices seem disgusting to other cultures. O RLY? I’m not sure of a culture father-daughter incest is okay in. Quite frankly I’m surprised they let the very UN-PC Newell onto the site. Color me impressed/amused!
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: oh fuck yeah! Not long ago Charles explained his hatred of the religious right, saying that they are a bunch of fake Christians minding everybody else’s business. A (the?) perk of living in Tennessee is that I will have a front row seat for this joyously entertaining campaign.
[re=152420]Oh hell to the no[/re]: So many memorized facts, so many constructed stances, so little actual brainpower.
That gif is the first smile I have had in a week.
[re=152321]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: FUCK YOU BARKLEY! AZ is ahead of ‘Bama in everything but college football and it should stay that way!! (though I would like to see us improve in college fb down here in Tucson, fuck ASU). You ALMOST got the Suns a title a while back, ALMOST that is. I say you still owe the folks here in the grand canyon state something, and leaving Alabama as on of the few states more fucked up politically (thanks to right wing wackos in the legislature that make McCain look like Nancy Pelosi) than AZ!
Holy mother of gawd. Do you ever sleep? What have internet traditions done?
Why is Obama wearing a Star Trek uniform in that gif?
Make a McCain gif!
Cut or replace the first several frames. Too much shadow on Obama’s face there.
[re=152529]azw88[/re]: he didn’t say anything about Arizona…?
It’s okay – I realize that this must be a very defensive time to be an Arizonan.
[re=152503]Obamaton[/re]: GOD THAT IS SO DEPRESSING
[re=152611]Jim Newell[/re]: You are telling me? Shoot me an email and I will tell you why Jim. You might find it interesting.
I could stare at that .gif all day. In fact that is basically what I have been doing for at least three hours. My job is sad.
Even I am simply transfixed by this gif
[re=152727]OffTheRecord[/re]: And I just read the crappy hour (I was busy with the .gif, okay?) Mike Duncan looks like every single old man from Kentucky ever. They all look just alike once they turn 50. It is abnormal.
Jim will deny Obama the mandate that 144% of the DC vote would have given him
The only thing better than staring mindlessly at this GIF is playing WHAM!’s Wake Me Up Before You Go Go in the background.
Feels like a Coolio video around here.
In the name of archival purposes, I just wanted to shout out the homeboy schmiss, the Random Dude On Teh Internetz over @ ONTD, who is responsible for this gift of a gif.
I will shut up now.
What the fo’ is in those drinks in the photo (and how do I get some, legally or illegally). If thats black muslin power, I want some.
Jezebel? Please don’t turn to the dark side. Did you know they hate truck nutz?
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