• February 12, 2012


Even though the Obama campaign is notoriously well organized and “on message,” can you imagine the in-box of ideas for these web commercials? Basically, every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth — or briefly closes one eye — it’s comedy gold. [My Barack Obama]

{ 44 comments }

cal October 29, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Mittens/Glasses 2012!

shortsshortsshorts October 29, 2008 at 12:32 pm

John McCain is aware of economic traditions.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 29, 2008 at 12:33 pm

You betcha1111111!1!1!!

TGY October 29, 2008 at 12:33 pm

That wink is so..so..fake. It’s premeditated winkism.

Worlds End October 29, 2008 at 12:34 pm

wink…..wink……wink

Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin October 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Oh man that’s harsh. You’ve reached a new level of mockability when they don’t even have to mock you to make you look like a grinning mongoloid.

Meth Lab for Cutie October 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm

a lot of dudes will be “starbursting their shorts” over that one …

RadioFreeBabylon October 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

She’s a Star and you all are just JEALOUS! When she does that winky thing, I can’t get enough. I play it over and over again until the ceiling is painted with starbursts.

Eat shit, Palin-haters! Todd and Levi will kick your asses!

slappypaddy October 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Abe Lincoln is spinning in his grave fast enough to be a generator for a new energy source. Farewell, Gopped-up nightmare theme park. Hello, land with adult leadership.

DieOnTheTurnpike October 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Palin’s economic plan to get the country on track? Charge her supporters $20 a pop to wink at them (starburst happy ending $20 extra) and charge her haters $20 a pop to shut up for a minute. That’ll balance the budget lickity split.

Rush October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Hairy Reed October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

[re=153994]Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin[/re]: And she doesn’t even speak!

Worlds End October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

kickass a car chase is on

TGY October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

OK, the ‘Neiman Marxist’ ad to the left made me ‘LOL’. Literally.

WadISay October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Even this brief clip of Sarah’s wink will give conservative viewers boners.

WIDTAP October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Ah come on guys. Who doesn’t go for the “Hello Sailor” wink? It’s sooo cute. You just want to bang on her until here eyes bug out.

wonkthis October 29, 2008 at 12:40 pm

I’m glad Obama’s ad people gave Palin lines she could handle.

RubberSoul October 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

“I am Sarah the Punchline”

Rush October 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

[re=154014]WIDTAP[/re]:

uhh, is that woman in your avitar doing what I think she is doing?

seriesoftubescleaner October 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Why is Barry alienating the illiterate vote?

Larry Fine October 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm

She is winking at me, my honeybunch, I love you too.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Ha ha! They’re our rivals!

Servo October 29, 2008 at 12:46 pm

It’s missing a James Earl Jones voiceover saying “Don’t let this happen to you.”

monty October 29, 2008 at 12:55 pm

i used to date a girl who winked like that, right before i spooged in her eye

BigDupa October 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

He should just loop that 60x tonight and we could all take a “drink each wink.”

BigDupa October 29, 2008 at 1:01 pm

[re=154064]monty[/re]: technically close to a “Washington Suprise” (look up on dirty proverbs)

LuckyJim October 29, 2008 at 1:08 pm

[re=154007]Worlds End[/re]: I know! I know! It’s like in Bullitt when the badass in the Charger buckles his seat belt! VROOOOOM,VROOOOOM BITCHES!!

LuckyJim October 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm

…and Hopey’s McQueen.

SwanSwanH October 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Hat-tip to W.G. Snuffy Walden for the ThirtySomething-esque music.

WPJ October 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Still waiting for the “Obama’s a sexist pig without lipstick” response.

TeddyS October 29, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Oh, noes!!! How can we survive if Caribou Barbie steps out of the McCain train wreck on November 5, brushes off her Saks jacket, winks and declares “Otay! Now that I’m rid of that old man, I’m takin’ over the Republican Party, you betcha!”????? hehehehehehe

Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) October 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm

I LOOK GREAT IN THAT CLIP!!

-SP

Maus October 29, 2008 at 1:50 pm

[re=153996]RadioFreeBabylon[/re]: And then slash your brakelines!

Roschelle October 29, 2008 at 1:52 pm

In spite of all the race card throwing, hatred and intolerance that has surfaced in the last few weeks surrounding this historical campaign…there is little doubt that we still have come a long way….especially after reading that the 109 year old daughter of a former slave cast her vote for Barack Obama….Yes We CAN!

WendyK October 29, 2008 at 2:02 pm

[re=154027]seriesoftubescleaner[/re]: For real. I’m all, “What, so I gotta read the commercials now?” I won’t even go into a subtitled movie for fuck’s sake.

lampadadog October 29, 2008 at 2:37 pm

I think this means that Palin, being an experienced executive and energy developer, is filling the gap in McCain’s economics expertise. I am not sure why Obama would want to draw further attention to this fact. Troubling.

AnAdmirerOfThatOne October 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Does this mean we all will get huge welfare checks from the federal government by way of oil company “stipends” to the federal treasury? Can’t be. Bible Spice would never go for such socialist BS.

lampadadog October 29, 2008 at 3:02 pm

[re=154335]AnAdmirerOfThatOne[/re]: The Alaskan proletariat may not own their labor, but at least they have ownership of their natural resources. For this reason, those of you who have become Alienated from the Land cannot understand the winking of their Leader.

3-legged Bloodhound October 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm

She’s gonna be such a sexy grandma.

Name Pun Phenh October 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Maybe she could host the new Tick Tack Dough.

Kwame' October 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Dumb, Dumber & Joe The Plumber ’08.

regisgoat October 29, 2008 at 8:18 pm

[re=154125]SwanSwanH[/re]: Sounds like Mark Mothersbaugh to me. I wonder if DEVO is in the tank?

[re=154190]Roschelle[/re]: This item destroyed my capacity for snark. Temporarily, anyway.

palmerdawg October 30, 2008 at 4:21 am

If McIsrael was for his Jewish friends in Israel why didn’t he pick the Jew as his running mate? That’s a christian for ya, i am just saying.

palmerdawg October 30, 2008 at 4:26 am

Those FUCKING EVANGELICAN! WHACKJOBS! NEOCONS! so say jagbag Lieberman.

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