What a sore winner this guy is! The only three newspapers in the country to endorse John McCain — the New York Post, Washington Times, and Dallas Morning News — have all been given the heave-ho from Barack Obama’s pwecious pwane. Now they will all have to fly commercial in order to get to various events in the last stretch of the campaign. This is the journalistic equivalent of having to walk through the town square in a pom-pom hat and a thong. [Drudge Report]
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Yeah, but Jet and Ebony have reporters on the plane.
Obama traded in the Rev. Moon for Sun Ra. Good choice in my humble opinion.
They finally figured out where that smell was coming from.
If you’re not in the tank, you’re off the plane.
…I so gotta HARD-ON for Barry right now!!!
Well, duh, the Socialist Worker, Huffington Obama, and Big ‘Uns needed the seats.
If this is any indication of the way Hopey plans on running the country, God help us all! (except for the Godless Americans PAC who don’t a rat’s ass about God)
Oh, the humanity.
Recent NY Post front page headline: “Life’s A Bitch” in three-inch letters. Look forward to tomrrow’s.
I hope my campaign contributions aren’t paying for any parachutes.
If it’s on Drudge, it must be true.
May be a non-story. I bet these guys made some sham complaint or special demand.
Just like in the movie referenced, those reporters really deserved it. Way to go Barry!
Is this all Drudge could find to swing the election Walnuts’s way? He couldn’t doctor a photo of Barry in bed with Michael Jackson or Fidel Castro? Shit, by Monday Drudge will be sirening “Obama doesn’t replace the empty toilet paper roll”.
Note to Matt: Be MORE creative–no one on EARTH cares about whiny, pampered journalists getting kicked off anyone’s plane (see MoDo & Joe Klein getting the boot from Walnuts’s plane).
…I picture Barry standing at the back of the plane like Harrison Ford in “Air Force One” shouting “Get off my plane!!!”
Piss off, freeloading baggage!
What’s wrong with chucking Moonies out of planes? I’d prefer while the plane is airborne but the law and FAA might have a problem with that.
Had to make room for F.E.D.S and AVN.
You know what they say: “As goes Drudge, so goes the nation!”
The sky is black with chickens coming to roost…
[re=157725]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: That’s change we can believe in!
ok, “HOME to roost”…
…funny how when the Bush administration “Black-Lists” reporters for SIX YEARS no one says shyt, isn’t it?!
Duh. Decisions have consequences.
btw, Joey B just asked us to rhyme “hope” and “history.” Good luck with that songsters.
[re=157725]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: That’s so transformational.
[re=157715]TGY[/re]: Oh, the Sean Hanity!
When I saw Sludge’s splash hedline that ended in the words: “Get Out” the first thing I thought of was the 3 Terminator movies, in which that line is a recurring theme, most notably the helicopter scene in T2 with the shape shifting one scaring the pilot so much that he does indeed make a hasty exit.
Right down to the ground.
Would that the NYP, The WT, and that pos Dallas paper meet the same fate, how would that be a bad thing?
Fuck those assholes, I’m just wondering why that order to split came at the tarmac instead of mid-flight on Hopey Force One at 30,000 feet.
[re=157743]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: WIN
Magic:
…also “Sweets”?
I’ve just heard about it, never seen it, me, no….
Keep BAWWWWWing righttards; your whines of pain only makes my penis harder.
[re=157743]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: Oh, well played!
[re=157722]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Seriously…
If you go to the Drudge Report (I believe he pronounces the ‘t’), this is the headline, and teh Drudge is claiming it is an exclusive story. This can only mean:
1) He typed up the story while looking in a mirror.
2) “JOURNALIST MUTILATION”
3) No one cares.
After That One gets elected there will be more people that will be asked to get to the back of the bus.
Oh, the horror! Imagine the negative press he’ll get from these liberal institutions! Hey, Times, Reverend Moon called, he wants you to blow McCain again, extra saliva this time.
[re=157744]Barack Like Me[/re]: that would give a whole new twist to the term ‘bailout’
I hear the worst part is they were 35,000 feet up in the air when he threw them out!
[re=157743]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: Simply brilliant.
It’s really unfair because McCain has been so sweet to those reporters from Democracy Now and Mother Jones the whole campaign.
[re=157694]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: I’d take Sun Ra on my plane anyday. Shit, I’d trade my plane for his spaceship, while I’m at it.
Fuck ‘em, they like “boots on the ground” so much, let ‘em WALK!
[re=157824]The Cold Sea[/re]: *Space is the Place*
You know they were just getting tired of the Times people trying to make them participate in a mass wedding ceremony.
I bet they took up more than a seat a piece.
Hey, freeloaders, there’ll be no more free lunches under Barry.
what’s wrong with pom-pom hats?
[re=157757]4tehlulz[/re]: The use of penis there makes that kind of awkward. Can we say trucknutz? or transformational unicorn horn?
That’ll tech them to expose his socialist, islamofascist leanings to their right wing readers. Now they’ll have to go cover McCain’s funeral dirge. Luckily he threw so many reporters off, combined with the lack of interest in his campaign, that they’ll be able to have two to three seats to themselves.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Sun Ra in the tank, obv:
“The music is different here. The vibrations are different. Not like Planet Earth. Planet Earth sounds of guns, anger, frustration.There will be no one from Planet Earth we could talk to who would understand. We’ll set up a colony for black people here. See what they can do on a planet all their own, without any white people there. They would drink in the beauty of this planet.”
Okay, so can we start making up our Enemies List yet?
My guilty pleasure is typing “tips” into Drudge’s website — it’s easy to do! So this morning I wrote: “drudgereport.com losing relevance…developing.” It’s not quite as passive aggressive as enabling my ad blocker on his site.
[re=157694]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: I think so too. Mr Moon is really crazy and he’s a big supporter of the Bushies. Of course the Bushies are big on him too probably because of the green.
Seriously, people still read Drudge? He’s so 2000. He’s like the 14th season of “E.R.”
Wait, they let them on the plane in the first place? And you said they were booting “journalists”? Something ain’t right here.
[re=157719]Bypartizoa[/re]: Drudge is a colostomy bag for the right wing ass holes.
Wait, it said “newspapers,” and then said something about the NY Post and Washington Times, used more often by the homeless as tee pee than by reg’lar ‘merkins as sources of news. So, really, what journalists were thrown off the plane?
check this video out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGF-HEd6XnA
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