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AMERICA TRIES VOTING!

Here Is Your Election Night Electoral Map!

by Ken Layne

10:25 pm November 4, 2008


We’ll keep this map live up top, all night long, until it’s settled. [AOL News]

{ 53 comments }

rambone November 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm

So, I assume NH went to Obama because it’s black?

sk1win November 4, 2008 at 6:06 pm

The Gray Party candidate is dominating the dojo!

azw88 November 4, 2008 at 6:06 pm

So, does a WHITE AMERICA mean we’ve been snowed all allong and our votes don’t count???

Numbat Dundee November 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm

Soon this map will be black and blue all over, with spots of red. America is about to be beaten up by Muslin terrists!

AnglRdr November 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Shouldn’t Hopey’s color be rainbows and sparkles?

Lazy Media November 4, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Holy crap, McCain leads among AOL retards only 51-47. I’m calling it now. IT’S OVER. The winner, and new Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDD! Barack “The Magic Unicorn” OBAAMMMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!!

OKLAHOMAjesus? November 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm

That looks wayyyy different than pollster! I wanted to wait till they start filling that thing in to start drinking, but that might not happen

Down Goes Frazier November 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm

AOL???

I haven’t been to an AOL page since the Mirsky’s Worst of the Web days. Oh, and to read that real funny John McCain “endorsement” yesterday.

LauraJune November 4, 2008 at 6:19 pm

is there a map somewhere for me to color in with my crayons? i’m so fucking nervous and sick i want to die. to hell with it all.

emberglance November 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm

[re=164344]LauraJune[/re]: This is boring as fuck but may occupy your mind for a few minutes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27487258/

Crab1 November 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Oh noes! We are losing in Kentucky! Hope is lost! Riot in the streets you sexy dangerous black panthers!

OffTheRecord November 4, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Ugh. We are about 35 minutes from the saddest part of my life, which happens every four year. Networks go on the air at 7:00 and at 7:05 they call Kentucky as the first state for the Republican. It is an eternal source of shame and I would like to apologize in advance for our lack of tankdom.

Servo November 4, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Cool. It’s like my own little CIC.

Delicious November 4, 2008 at 6:33 pm

[re=164323]AnglRdr[/re]: The electoral map needs a Blingee!

Servo November 4, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=164344]LauraJune[/re]:
My advice to you: Start drinking heavily.

Numbat Dundee November 4, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Morning show host to “expert” reporter here on Aussie TV: “I believe McCain needs to win all the states George Bush won in 2004 plus 2 more. Is that right?”
“Expert”: “Yes he needs to win a whole bunch of states.”
The Australian public are now informed.

upsidedownpaddle November 4, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Which will crash first? Wonkette or this map linked on Wonkette?

I challenge you webtards to not refresh this a million times a second.

NoWireHangers November 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm

[re=164358]emberglance[/re]: 93%

While I feel great about my score, it also raises the question of what will happen to my life after this is all over. We’ll know soon enough…

blkrsy November 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm

[re=164367]OffTheRecord[/re]: it’s good to know that you are there-at least the grass is blue

emberglance November 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm

[re=164386]NoWireHangers[/re]: 55%. I got bored half way through.

emberglance November 4, 2008 at 6:48 pm

Who’s up for an irritating comments raid on Free Republic?

emberglance November 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm

[re=164386]NoWireHangers[/re]: I know. I may be about to find out what post-natal depression feels like.

Itsjustme November 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm

83 %, I suck.

President X November 4, 2008 at 6:55 pm

3:55 pm PST
I’m so glad it’s over…the map indicates that Maine, New Hampshire, Kentucky and Indiana have voted for The Black Man, and the rest of the Untied Snakes have gone for the old white cranky and his snow sucking hillbilly chick.

Somehow it makes sense. (And much more practical than that old red/blue thing.)

Servo November 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=164394]emberglance[/re]:
Capital! I need to find a way to pass the time.

gurukalehuru November 4, 2008 at 7:18 pm

Virginia looks bad. Have they counted the communist part yet?

I hate Wolf Blitzer but this hologram thing is pretty cool.

DangerousLiberal November 4, 2008 at 7:26 pm

For the love of christ, please, don’t post this shit. One percent reporting? You’re gonna give us all heart attacks, for fuck’s sake. Arghhhhh.

heathenish November 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm

Laura June, I’m with you, I feel like i’m going to be sick, i am so worried. I voted, but have no faith that it matters, or will be counted, I think i need to go try the drinking game.

lady katterly November 4, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Waiting is agony. But not as bad as 2000 when we waited, won, and still lost. I need results, get me results. Or as sed Bill Cosby, “Faster faster, you fool you fool.”

Darkness_Enveloped November 4, 2008 at 7:30 pm

GObama!

Darkness_Enveloped November 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm

OBAMA/BIDEN ’08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkness_Enveloped November 4, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Have YOU voted yet?

shortsshortsshorts November 4, 2008 at 7:43 pm

What happened to this thing being in the second position?

regisgoat November 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm

[re=164367]OffTheRecord[/re]: Well, you guys are so, so right about bourbon it almost makes up for being so, so wrong about politics. I’m soaking in some Bulleit right now, as you can tell from reading this post. (The store was out of Maker’s Mark.)

wade williams November 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm

don t electoral maps come with kentucky red by default?!? and i love kfc!

Juan McMaverick November 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm

……………except for now, when it’s in the 6th spot.

SulkyGirl November 4, 2008 at 8:05 pm

I wish I could score some Xanax.
My nerves are shot all to hell behind these maps and the frickin pundits.

unnarrator November 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm

@SulkyGirl: Share with me? Sobriety be damned!

I think I just got an ulcer.

jdporter November 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Most nerve-wracking of all is to be a communist terrrist
faux-American Virginian. I’m soothing it with SoCo.

The Neoskeptic November 4, 2008 at 8:18 pm

thought you guys were keeping this one in the #2 spot?

SulkyGirl November 4, 2008 at 8:27 pm

[re=164744]unnarrator[/re]: Mom just gave me my first ever appletini. I think I’m in love.
Do you know what an aneurism feels like? Just wondering.

lady katterly November 4, 2008 at 8:32 pm

FOX NEWS PROJECTS: Obama Wins Pennsylvania

OffTheRecord November 4, 2008 at 8:38 pm

[re=164596]regisgoat[/re]: I’m ready to switch to Makers, but I am concerned about cutting my hand off trying to get it open. Decisions decisions.

unnarrator November 4, 2008 at 8:39 pm

[re=164380]upsidedownpaddle[/re]: I am apparently unable not to be a webtard, on this occasion. Not enough appletinis.

unnarrator November 4, 2008 at 8:44 pm

[re=164386]NoWireHangers[/re]: I keep thinking about this too. What will we do with all our newly kindled, yet soon-to-be undirected, political energy?

lady katterly November 4, 2008 at 8:45 pm

we have a big Lectshun going on and u guys b only talking of drinking??? Stay focused on the… opps, spilled my darn perrignon… b rite back…

nmmagayar November 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Fuck, I may run out of vodka, I should have bought 2 bottles

Local Moran November 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm

OMG I’m about to piss myself Wonketteers!

SulkyGirl November 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm

NPR just called Ohio for Obama

Local Moran November 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

NEW MEXICO CALLED!

Mrs. K November 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

IS THIS FOR REAL???? Are they going to start retracting when we get to Nevada???

Mrs. K November 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

*hyperventilating*

lady katterly November 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Obviously, God wants Sarah to get back to doing what women were meant for and what she does best: making babies. Is the only explanation.

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