• February 14, 2012

Enjoy it while it lasts, poor people.Here’s something good about our new Great Depression: All Internet companies are going under, soon, along with the websites of newspapers and cable channels, and of course all the companies that provide the free blogging. What this means, we sincerely hope, is the end of Web Comments, forever. It was an “interesting” experiment, etc., and we’ll miss a few comments (the ones on Wonkette), but overall, it’s going to be wonderful to never ever again read some ignorant subliterate racist typing with one finger about the “n____r’s lovers” who are, of course, “biggot biased assholes.”

Here, from the comments on your editor’s proud endorsement of John McCain last night, is the Email of the Day, because all those AOL comments are actually e-mailed to the authors, if you can even imagine something so horrible:

Author: nickyher
Email: nickyher@hotmail.com
URL:

Comment:

You who wrote this stupidity,,are an idiot, and a stupid n___r’s lover…Hopefully, tomorrow, we will vote to keep this country’s freedom and bravery,,never a n___r in the white house period. you biggot biased asshole.

Finally, we have reached the apex of moronic thought, in which the cries of “racist” against Obama for, uh, being black, devolve to simultaneously shouting “n____r’s lover” and “biggot” at the same time. Priceless.

John McCain For President [AOL Political Machine]

{ 132 comments }

shortsshortsshorts November 3, 2008 at 12:03 pm

?????

That’s like calling somebody a gay homophobe….

Oh wait, “Tom Cruise.”

I stand corrected.

Gob November 3, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Frankly, my asshole is biased toward bigots.

NoWireHangers November 3, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Sorry Kin, but you’ve gotta be a masochist if you go within 10 feet of AOL. It’s Tube Junction for mouth breathers.

skroocap November 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm

“neighbor’s lover”?

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Ken, I find it interesting that considering all the obscene words used here on Wonkette, the only one you won’t allow to be typed in full is n_____r. Your bias is showing. Admit it – you’re an abolitionist!

Lorax November 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Frankly, peacenik Obamatard tractorfuck, I socialist muslin figure four leglock! Rackin’ frackin’ hornswogglin’ cracker crokers! Beer me Hussein asylum ditto ditto Hannitize!

ElitistJeremiahIlluminatiHotPantsMooseCountryFirstAyresTerraWrist!!

Joe! Plumber! Drill!! BarackMeAmadeus!

Thank you, and God Bless America.

Meth Lab for Cutie November 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm

ah, the soft biggotry of low expectations …

ManchuCandidate November 3, 2008 at 12:08 pm

I been riting all rong. I never new that to kommas 2gether is the knew grammer,, you now.

Way to prove the intellaktual superiority of the White Race, nickyher.

obfuscator November 3, 2008 at 12:08 pm

nickyher seems to be accusing ken of being involved in a romantic relationship with a specific n_____r. not a lover of n____rs in general, but being a lover to a specific one. cornfusing.

Gopherit November 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm

I’m biased against “biggots.” Does that make me a “biggot” bigot?

Sussemilch November 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm

November 10 is the 25th anniversary of the introduction of Microsoft Windows. Like Columbus Day for Native Americans, true bitheads rue that day as the launch of a million points of dumb. The foundation was laid for every backwater, brain-damaged bigot to spend $300 at Walmart to become an electronic pundit, and breed their failed ideas across the interwebs.

bago November 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm

America On-Line. Strangely appropriate. Needs more fag.

Hamster November 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Damn Ken! …with her email address even? You are really testing my self-restraint here. Oh well, time to get typing.

Tommy Says Soooo November 3, 2008 at 12:10 pm

I think Ken Layne has spluttered over his chablis at the Log Cabin Republican fete. You may fax him via Virgil Goode to commiserate or see if he is into hairy barebacking.

HollowBrain November 3, 2008 at 12:11 pm

I knew a girl named Nicky
I guess u could say she was a wingnut
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masticating with an exposed gut
She said “Ur a biggot biased asshole”
And I could not understand when I read what Nicky typed

Gopherit November 3, 2008 at 12:11 pm

[re=160796]NoWireHangers[/re]: “Tube Junction?” hahahahaha. My new favorite home for internet rednecks. Win.

NoWireHangers November 3, 2008 at 12:11 pm

[re=160803]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I read your comment, and now I feel stupider. See, I don’t even know if I wrote that correctly. Feeling dizzy…

WagTehGod November 3, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Same with all those sexists who supported that shrill cunt bitch who will cause nuclear war on her period Hillary Clinton.

Iggy Plop November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

He’s just crystallizing the racists’ basic rhetorical strategy of late. I.e., “Your raising the issue of race reminds me that social inequities breaking down along racial lines remains an issue in American public life – issues that I’d rather not confront because as a white person, I would have to admit that society allows me preferable treatment. Further, social pressures have rendered my own racist outbursts social unacceptable, so I have to sit and stew in silence rather than shout abuse at black people whose very existence reminds me of my own privileged treatment that I can neither admit to myself or others. Therefore by reminding me of the uncomfortable persistence of racial divides, you are the racist, sir.”

Given all that, you have to admire the verbal economy in “n_loving biggot!”

CrunchyKnee November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

I shouldn’t have horded all those TRUCK NUTZ(tm). N___r’s and n____r’s lovers are going to take over and bankrupt all them good decent ‘mericans, making it impossible for me to sell them on the Internets at a profit. You bigots.

dougbob November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

what do expect when yer blogging on a portal whose users think the internet exists on a cd that was mailed to them back when bubba was getting hummers? somebody should tell them aol’ers about the internet tubes!

Uncle Al November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

I wonder how much they’re still paying every month for AOL.

And don’t they get embarrassed when people say, “I tried to call you all day and your line was busy” and they have to say, “Oh yeah, I was on the computer.”

Or maybe in their circles that’s a status symbol, having a working computer that’s actually hooked up to the Internets….

wx insider November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

Very soon Barack Obama will be your new President. This is a reality you cannot alter or escape from. It is fact. It is history. It is justice for the world.

Many of you have seen the light and have accepted the truth.

To those who have rejected the truth you have no reason to fear Barack Obama. He is wise and just and he will follow the principals followed by his Muslim African forefathers. Barack Obama is the son of Kings and Queens who started human civilization thousands of years ago. Barack Obama remembers his heritage and his obligations to the Truth, Justice and the Future.

Barack Obama understands what is wrong and what needs to be done. Barack Obama has intelligence and vision that has lasted for over a millennium. Barack Obama was born with the appropriate ways of thinking, speaking, and acting and this will inspire you to be liberated for now there is no shackle which can keep you enslaved.

You will calmly walk with your hands at your side to the voting both and pull the lever for change.

There is nothing to fear.

Barck Obama is here now to listen, to instruct and to lead you to your new life. It is a new start for America. Those who have been denied justice in America will get justice. Those will have been denied opportunity will be given opportunity. Those who need money will receive money. Those who are falsely imprisoned will be freed. Those who are guilty will be punished. America’s salvation is at hand.

You are no longer the oppressed, but the liberated. All your earnings will go to the State and divided equally amongst men, women and children. Welcome to Upopia.

Allah has Risen and his name be Barack Obama!

Giant Robot November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

I just called the 700 Club and someone actually helped me pray for an Obama victory tomorrow. When they ask for a donation tell them you’ll get back to them after he wins…

The 700 Club Prayer Counselors are available 24 hours a day at (800) 759-0700

bonghitsforjesus November 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

Is being a “nigger’s lover” the same as being a “nigger lover”? Both sound pretty cool to me…

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:14 pm

[re=160815]WagTehGod[/re]: To be fair to Hillary, her period has nothing to do with it. She would start a nuk-u-lar war just for shits and giggles.

hrhkingfriday November 3, 2008 at 12:15 pm

mrwingate9:50AMNov 3rd 2008

You really are an uneducated moron!!! You ARE just another one of those “bottom feeding” journalist trying to make a name and a reputation??? Shame on your parents for never instilling such values of loyalty, honesty, morality, patriotism, love of people and compassion. John McCain is all THAT, and SOME……it’s those of “you” who just CAN’T understand the world around you and NEED ATTENTION, any way you can get it!!

bottom feeding… lol

Rush November 3, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Ken, whew, I was hoping my email to you from my Hotmail account got through.

fatty November 3, 2008 at 12:15 pm

People still use hotmail. lol

hockeymom November 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: that is just beautiful.

But I’m pretty sure you’re still going to hell.

Ken Layne November 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm

[re=160798]CivicHoliday[/re]: This is the extra-hilarity contained in the nickyher@hotmail.com comment: She demurely wouldn’t spell out the N-WORD … or maybe AOL’s commenting software put in the spaces, robotically. I have no idea.

Tommy Says Soooo November 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: I’m impressed. Someone should call up and pray for a two-fer, an Obama victory that will be seen as miraculous and thus convert the Muslin to Christianity.

NoWireHangers November 3, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Well, I have to agree. I don’t want any Neuters in the White House either. I want a President with genitals!

HeyHey November 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Here’s some more good news: Two of my seven yard signs were stolen yesterday at about 5 in the afternoon while I was home (I’ve been taking them in at night to protect them.) When I saw it, I assumed that the other Obama signs in the neighborhood had been taken too. But no, in today’s light I saw that all the other signs around are intact. Mine were taken because they were cool . . . now collector’s items! All the Dem offices in Houston are 100% out of Obama signs now, even the run-of-the-mill ones.

All last night I was picturing the monster-truck driving cracker who took them. Now I think it was an Ebayer.

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm

[re=160821]wx insider[/re]: I can’t tell…is this snark, over-the-top but weird praise, or are you a Rethuglican troll?

Reefpilot November 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Always nice when a palin supporter chimes in with their thoughts.

Sussemilch November 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm

[re=160821]wx insider[/re]: I’m guessing you got ahead by staying on top of your principals too.

Mr Blifil November 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm

All I need is at least 270+ n____r lovers to emerge from the Electoral College. Any additional n____r loving beyond that is purely academic.

FreshCliches November 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: “Where’s your Messiah nowwwwwwww?”

“Um, he’ll be in Chicago tomorrow night.”

Fucking delicious.

The Station Manager November 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm

Uh… what? Should I start calling Republicans “Socialists” now?

Turd Way November 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Voting for a black president is clearly affirmative action and “reverse discrimination,” duh. And so Barack Obama has been the tragic victim of “the soft bigotry of low expectations,” but he may regain some self-esteem if he loses and takes a job at Burger King.

I liked your article, though, Ken. Very Hunter Thompson-like, I want to say.

Viva la Cynthia November 3, 2008 at 12:22 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: lolz, I like your new ideas for poll-stacking.

[re=160828]fatty[/re]: Apparently they do over in Tube Junction (Beautiful, [re=160796]NoWireHangers[/re]).

dwarf74 November 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Oh my. Those AOL comments are priceless.

howell November 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

There’s nothing funnier than the reactions to Layne’s AOL rants.

Hamster November 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

“The you freely insult Mrs Palin and called her a “random idiot”!!! Like or not She has accomplished a LOT more than you ever could and She was NOT a random pick; John set out to find the best woman he could find to be his running mate and He found her!!!”

Wow, I couldn’t have said it better myself, these morans need no explanation.

magic titty November 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

You’re a ‘nickyher’ lover?
I don’t get itz…

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

[re=160832]Ken Layne[/re]: R U fucking serious? She actually took the time to correctly write out the PC version, with first and last letters bound by underscore spacing? Oh Nicky, your parents must be so proud.

Min November 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm

It’s so sad that Nicky actually has to add “her” to her username. Can’t she remember without it?

Voyou Charmant November 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Wait? Ken has jungle fever?

magic titty November 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm

[re=160828]fatty[/re]: …was thinking the same thing…

WadISay November 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm

…biased asshole. Also, this person believes that Asians have assholes that are slightly out of plumb.

HedonismBot November 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

[re=160821]wx insider[/re]: Can you help me out, buddy? Ya see, my dealer is out of town for a while and withdrawals are a bitch.

grendel November 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Oh hell… I’m so hawt for Nicky right now… Gotta go fap in my McCain g-string…

fuckinredneck November 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

This is how I see it: Remember what the guy’s father said in Mississippi Burning? “If you aren’t better than a nigger, son, then who are you better than?”

These people have been fed that belief their entire lives. If they aren’t better than niggers, then who are they better than?

And now one is about to become President. PRESIDENT!

Reality’s in the tank! The lie they’ve based their lives on, the excuse they’ve had for not doing this or that — “I may have dropped out of school, but at least I’m still better than them niggers” — is blowing up in their faces.

No wonder they’re so angry.

StrangelyBrown November 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

[re=160832]Ken Layne[/re]: To be fair to this random wingnut, we don’t really know for sure what word “n___r” is supposed to represent. It could be “nickyher“, and “never a nickyher in the white house period” is a position I can readily support, you biggggggot biased asshole.

FreshCliches November 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

[re=160823]bonghitsforjesus[/re]: You’re a bottom in the former, a top in the latter.

Godot November 3, 2008 at 12:27 pm

It’s just so hilarious to me that the mouthbreathers have just discovered the term “racist”, and are actually using it against anyone who supports anyone who’s NOT white. Because obviously if you think that maybe not every single elected office in the country should be the sole province of white people, forever, you’re racist against white people. Even if you are white.

JamesMichaelCurley November 3, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Don’t despair, Ken. I’m sure your AOL thing made a few of them die in apoplectic shock. Their bodies will be discovered when the odor level gets high enough for the most brave hearted of their neighbors to risk knocking on their door.

shortsshortsshorts November 3, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Once again, Seseme Street teaches us unmatched life skills:
I go up, you go down
I go in a straight line
You go round and round
I go over and under, you go through
Tell me why do you always do the opposite
of what I do?

I go left, you go right
I travel in the daytime
You prefer the night
Wherever I go away from, you go to
Tell me why do you always do the opposite
of what I do?

Well, when I come in honey, you go out
You’re sure of yourself and
I am filled with doubt
When I want more, you give me less
When I say no, you say
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Honey, you hang loose
And I’m uptight
You know I’m heavy, baby
and you are light
When you stay false, how can I stay true?
Tell me why do you always do the opposite
of what I do?

grendel November 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

[re=160811]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: Oh, win, sir. Win indeed.

Mara47 November 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

[re=160839]HeyHey[/re]: I have a friend who has a card in her yard (in addition to the regular Obama one) that reads: “For every Obama sign removed from this yard, we donate another $8 to his campaign.” And see, he’s got millions left over, so it helped.

Viva la Cynthia November 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

[re=160860]Hamster[/re]: One of my officemates said that to me, pretty much verbatim. And I think there were just as many exclamation marks when she said it verbally. Unfortunately, I lost her when I replied with a calm, exclamation mark-free, “couldn’t have said it better myself.” And then she called me a sexist, liberal woman–which I guess is like being a “biggot n____r’s lover.”

4tehlulz November 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm

What the hell is this woman’s (I guess….it is AOL after all) problem with naggers?

Monkey November 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Hey, hey hey! You are all missing the point! Ken’s article was facetiously PRO-McCain and PRO-Palin. So either this witless turd factory was sharp enough to get the sarcasm, OR, N____r is actually in reference to McCain/Palin. But what could it be? Nuclear’s lover? (Ken did mention nukes). Necromancer’s lover? Nearly-brain-dead-governer’s lover?

wx insider November 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm

[re=160841]CivicHoliday[/re]: Are you shitting me? Did you actually think this was good..?? God Help US All..!!!!

SayItWithWookies November 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: Very nice. I once called them during one of their programs and told the lady I wanted to donate $10,000.00. She thanked me profusely and asked for my name and info, and I said “IF — Mr. Robertson will let me pee in his mouth.”
“Uh — excuse me?”
“I will give you $10,000 to pee in Rev. Robertson’s mouth.”
“I don’t think that’s very respectful.”
“But the LORD told me to.”
I actually kept her on the line for about five minutes before she hung up on me. Good times.

GollyGeeWilly November 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Opinions are like assholes- Everyone has one, and most of them stink.
Except mine, of course. No, you can’t ask how I know.

dano November 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm

I for one enjoy the racist, all-capitalized, and phonetically spelled tirades of the AOL commenters. They never fail to prove their inferiority.

4tehlulz November 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=160885]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: Should have taped it and sent it to HR, then watch hilarity ensue.

Cape Clod November 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=160832]Ken Layne[/re]: Frankly,, Ken,, I’m not sure why you singled out nickyher when you have these two sterling contributions to political thought.

Buddy11:16PMNov 2nd 2008

I wonder that the article Voters hit with some dirty tricks was so Biased Democratic like that is hiprocracy

Vicky11:18PMNov 2nd 2008

YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT! DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? SOMEDAY YOU WILL, UNLESS YOU ARE A FAGGOT!

Miller November 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm

I’m sure the logic is airtight. Supporting a black candidate is clearly racist because…it…is…uhhh…. probably taking a vote away from a white man. Which is worse than 10 kitten holocausts. Fear of a black planet!

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

StripesAndPlaids November 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Man, this whole bigot against bigots and racist against white people thing has my head spinning. It is like a giant post-modern melting pot that is ready to boil over.

Das Storminator November 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm

http://www.google.com/search?q=site:news.aol.com+nickyher

Lots of comedy in there.

“With all due respect,,f____k the n___r and his followers!!!including the media…nobody is going to make me change my mind, I’m not voting for that as_____e. period. I love this country very much to deliver it to terrorisim with an idiot like hussein, I’ve always been a democrat, but, this time I’m voting republican thanks to the democrat’s ‘monkey’ nominee..HILLARY 08!!!”

Yes, with all due respect.

TeddyS November 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Nickyher: Sarah Palin is calling “soooey” so you better run home and get some lipstick smeared on your snout.

ph7 November 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm

People that annoy you: N_ggers.

Rush November 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm

[re=160872]StrangelyBrown[/re]:

“Nagger”

guangho November 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm

I have loved many n……
Nope, not going there. Wouldn’t be prudent. On another subject, the older I get the less of a people person I become.

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm

[re=160893]wx insider[/re]: What part of “are you a Rethuglican troll?” makes you think I thought what you wrote made any sence whatsoever?

GollyGeeWilly November 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Who thought George Bush woUld use AOL?

S.Luggo November 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm

[re=160798]CivicHoliday[/re]: “_______”= “ickerbocke”. The underwear fetish which knows no name.

HuskyMescan November 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Nickyher sounds like Yoda on meth. “stupid you are, hmmm, yes. never a n*gger, in the white white house. biggot biased are you, heheheh yes!”

War Eagle November 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm

I truly do not understand all this hatin’ directed at Niger. It is a perfectly acceptable Third World country, and 80% of it is beaches!

TGY November 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm

I am a racially-unbiased lover, myself.

Gopherit November 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm

[re=160821]wx insider[/re]: What the fuck is Upopia? The catholic utopia?

Artie November 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Ken: Are you sure she didn’t mean naggers? As in, “You . . . are . . . a stupid nagger[] lover . . . Hopefully . . . we will . . . never [have] a nagger in the white house period. [My friend].” Clearly, nickyher deplores biggots and Obama is someone who merely annoys her.

rollnstone November 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm

I often hear similar comments made here in La., but at least Louisianians preface such talk with “I’m not a racist but….”
Gotta give it up for Southern grace.

Theta November 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Hey, I’m bigoted. I hate stupid white trash, and I’m a honky.

DemmeFatale November 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Oh Ken, your groupies are adorable!

S.Luggo November 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=160950]Artie[/re]: That’s “nader’s lover” and “we will . . . never [have] a nader in the white house …”. The truth is the truth.

V572625694 November 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm

[re=160806]Sussemilch[/re]: “November 10 is the 25th anniversary of the introduction of Microsoft Windows…. The foundation was laid for every backwater, brain-damaged bigot to spend $300 at Walmart to become an electronic pundit, and breed their failed ideas across the interwebs.”

Mac biggot.

PoliticalGraffiti November 3, 2008 at 12:52 pm

damn Nilla

mocowbell November 3, 2008 at 12:52 pm

Sarah? Have you been using my AOL account again?

FreshCliches November 3, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Kingbee November 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=160800]Lorax[/re]: This is actually the most comprehensible thing I’ve heard coming from the Republicans this year. Oh, you mean this was satire?

CivicHoliday November 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=160904]Cape Clod[/re]: I saw that one about kids, and thought, um, isn’t that kind of a sweet thing to say (minus the “unless you’re a fag” part)? Someday you’ll have kids?

[re=160938]S.Luggo[/re]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I do love me some nickers.

Neon Trotsky November 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Or perhaps what he meant was “never a [Schwarze]negger in the white house period”? He merely wanted to remind us that Governor Schwarzenegger will never make it to the White House as he is not a natural born citizen of the U.S.

larz November 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm

I hate people who love commas – almost as much as I hate people that dress their retarded childen in animal costumes. It’s almost as demoralizing as putting a sombraro on your chihuahua.

Kingbee November 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm

[re=160920]Rush[/re]: We are all Nagger Lovers now!

Norbert November 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm

[re=160896]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You never say if Robertson ended up going for it.

p.s. i love you

moneypenny November 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: That’s amazing. I’m doing this on my lunch break.

TGY November 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm

[re=161001]FreshCliches[/re]: Oh, Blazing Saddles. Such a classic.

Woodwards Friend November 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm

I hate rural America. Hate it. Hate the people who live there. Hate the people who prattle on about the wonderfulness of small town life. I hope the CIA can pump some more meth into America’s backwoods and put these pigfuckers out of their misery.

Botswana Meat Commission FC November 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm

I can only assume this person is not a fan of Bill Walsh’s vaunted West Coast offense and is hostile to the political aspirations of Tailback Roger Craig.

robanybody November 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Never a nooner in the White House? Ah, those Bill Clinton glory days are truly gone forever.

finland77 November 3, 2008 at 1:15 pm

[re=160904]Cape Clod[/re]: i too thought that those particular gems were especially worthy of being highlighted! why the first one didn’t even make sense as a complete thought! brilliant!

ZombieRichardFeynman November 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm

This seems to be an encouraging data point: here in red-red-red Baker City in Eastern Oregon our Kerry sign lasted less than 24 hours before being removed in the ’04 election – just like all 4 other Kerry signs in this town of 10,000. This time my Obama sign still proudly faces Main St. after 3 weeks in place! (OK, so this time I only see one other Obama sign, but still.)

the invisible woman November 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Civic Hollywood: As an African American, I thank Ken for his discretion with this ugly epithet, which is never actually funny. I would like to see all epithets that I’ve seen here this way. If there’s a large group attached to the epithet (women, Jewish Americans, Gays) why not abbreviate? Do you really feel significantly deprived because he didn’t write it out? If so, review Chris Rocks sketch about how angry white people are that the only thing they are not allowed to do is call black people the n-word. He’s talking about you Uncivil Hollywood. Get the hell over it. (You see Hell is okay because there’s no group attached except for demons.) Make fucking sacrifice of four or five words and stop being such an asshole. (Asshole is also okay as it is attached to group, not a body part.) Don’t be such a boob. (See boob is fine too, body part not a group.)

Now what I’m confused about is the use of the possessive. How is a N—-’s Lover different from an N—- Lover. Is this some new category created specifically for all who love my darling future president Barack Obama? If so, sign me up… even though I’m already black. Wait…

Outstando November 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm

This guy obviously has way more practice using the word faggot than the word bigot.

populucious November 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm

I don’t understand what the big deal is. I don’t want Nader in the White House either, unless it’s to install solar panels on the roof.

the invisible woman November 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Oops insomnia catching up to me. I’m missing an a before sacrifice and I meant asshole as a body part not a group or something. Anyhow, you get my point. Get over not saying the N word; there are still lots of other nasty things you can say to black people.

4tehlulz November 3, 2008 at 1:30 pm

[re=160915]Das Storminator[/re]: A PUMA; why am I not surprised by this?

Naked Bunny with a Whip November 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm

a stupid n___r’s lover

Nibbler’s lover? Is that an episode of Futurama?

finland77 November 3, 2008 at 1:40 pm

god the comments page out there in aolland just keeps giving and giving:

“Wait till OBama cuts your throat and your famlies. Then you will know you are ignorant and blinded to the real intent of this man…May the real God have mercy on your soul, because the God of OBama will put you to death quickly, you are a “dog” in their sight.”

lawnchair reactionary November 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm

“YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT! DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? SOMEDAY YOU WILL, UNLESS YOU ARE A FAGGOT!”

I think this AOL commenter had a good point about children.

sweetits November 3, 2008 at 1:45 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: Will they pray that my next abortion will take?

TRUECRISTIAN November 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm

The mass media, almost all belonging to supporters and sponsors of Obama, does not publish anything of what is known of serious against him, but it makes a hell of fanfare around the minor trifles that can smudge the image of their opponents. The duplicity of treatment, which began in newspapers and on TV, turned out to impregnate the whole society as a normal habit. Example One: The doll was hanged by Sarah Palin welcomed by the police as an innocent taken from good-humor. In the following two days moleques made a doll hanged for Obama – and were arrested. Example II: The young Republican activist Ashley Todd, after saying it is assaulted, beat-up and marked the knife with a “B” on the right side as soon as the robber understand their distinctive McCain’s campaign, suffered a bombardment of insults in the media and quickly changed your mind, swears that invented the whole story. Ashley said it was not only robbed and beat-up, having made the cut in her own face, if only there was a beating and robbery without cutting or if there was anything and she was punching it until the black eye and, not content with similar desatino, then excavated the “B” in the face. Although denied the summary and full of loopholes soasse much more improbable than the story originated, was instantly accepted as truth by the media entirely end, no more questions, so getting evidence that these Republicans are evil enough to disfigure the face itself only to lay the blame on a black and, by table, the holy Barack Obama. Example Three: missing signs of violence against militancy Obama, but were soon arranged. Two young skinheads who thought about giving a few shots at Obama, without taking even the smallest step in that direction, were reported by the mother. While it is virtually impossible to find a skinhead in assemblies evangelical, Catholic masses in, the Republican convention, the Hudson Institute and the Heritage Foundation, the fact is: if you want to be considered a Homo sapiens rather than a Pithecanthropus erectus, you must swear that the plan of the two idiots a brings proof that American conservatism is racist, Nazi and murderer by nature.

the invisible woman November 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm

TRUECRISTIAN: First I will pray that you learn how to spell Christian, then I will pray that you find your medication, and then I will pray for YOU.

assholette November 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm

[re=161152]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: For real, where you eating acid when you wrote that?

AOL comments are like staring a car accident. I just cant help myself.

War Eagle November 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Not saying that there are “typical” McCain supporters, but….

assholette November 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Ken, its like you just took a big dump on a fire ant pile. Wheres your “descency”?

“mrwingate10:06AMNov 3rd 2008

What idiots EVER gave you a RIGHT OF PASSAGE in the journalism industry!!!…..Your one of the ones that haven’t HAD any success in your life and will always be a NOBODY. You HAVE no character or MORALS and people like you deserve to stay down there with the “bottom feeders”. Why don’t you go back and study words like heroism, patriotism, loyalty and common descency. You must have missed that in your upbringing….shame on your parents for not instilling such values!!”

Mrwingate, you forgot to hit your CAPSLOCK key

lawnchair reactionary November 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm

[re=161152]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]:
Moleques! Are those like mole men? On the lose in the UNITED STATES hanging effigies! A TRU Sign of the APOKAOLIPSE

Lionel Hutz Esq. November 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.

Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spic, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down. . .

sk1win November 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm

[re=160822]Giant Robot[/re]: That is awesome. I going to call and have them pray with me for my gf’s choche to tighten back up after yesterday’s abortion.

the invisible woman November 3, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Lionel Hutz Esq.: Was being able to write out all of those slurs really worth looking like a total loser asshole? Oh, you’re a lawyer so you’re used to it.

Danko Ramone November 3, 2008 at 2:42 pm

At first read it might sound awful, but I prefer that racists be outright racist. It tells me where they stand, and it makes it utterly clear to me they are complete wastes of flesh.

http://www.buster-get-my-pills.com/2008/11/03/a-good-honest-nigger-might-be-needed-now-more-than-ever/

Outstando November 3, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Sister TRUTHCHRISTIAN, oh your time has come…

LauraJune November 3, 2008 at 3:01 pm

DONT LIE U R GOING 2 MISS ME.

guangho November 3, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Woodwards Friend: But tell us, how do you really feel?

Panderfinder November 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm

NUKULAR lover!!!!

Das Storminator November 3, 2008 at 4:17 pm

November 5th will be awesome.

anabellum November 3, 2008 at 6:02 pm

[re=161152]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: boy, do i love this statement…”While it is virtually impossible to find a skinhead in assemblies evangelical, Catholic masses in, the Republican convention, the Hudson Institute and the Heritage Foundation, the fact is: if you want to be considered a Homo sapiens rather than a Pithecanthropus erectus, you must swear that the plan of the two idiots a brings proof that American conservatism is racist, Nazi and murderer by nature.”

ever hear of the Christian Identity movement?…the religious arm of the Aryan Nations is the Church of Jesus Christ [Christian]…

1ofUS November 3, 2008 at 11:38 pm

My knee grows more and more attracted to these bigot’s groins.

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