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by Sara K. Smith

8:57 pm November 4, 2008

  • KAY HAGAN IS NORTH CAROLINA’S NEW SENATOR: Ha ha, suck it Liddy Dole.

{ 35 comments }

Lionel Hutz Esq. November 4, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Where is your God now?

InKnockYouUs November 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm

See Liddy, there is a God.

bc November 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Well, my liddie heart is broken….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dotdotdotdotdot November 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm

But only if you have a bag over you head. No wait, make that 2 bags.

ManchuCandidate November 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Hear that scream? Satan just told Jesse a Demrat just took his seat.

Lionel Hutz Esq. November 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

FOX just called Ohio for Obama! It is over.

Wait, they are now retracting it. Damn.

Delicious November 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Ah, this one is sweet. Thank you non-existent God.

smellyal8r November 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Yahoo! Obama only needs less than a hunnert votes to win this bad boy. C’mon Fla and OH, I’m looking your way…

poptimist November 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm

God has a liberal bias

wet bread November 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Oh NOES! Yahweh will punish us!

Lord Foppington of Dandyshire November 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Well, I guess Jesus is in the tank! Suck it Liddy.

hrhkingfriday November 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Well played, wonkette

Sean O November 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Atheists unite! if there is a god, he has a sense of humor.

Serolf Divad November 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm

This is great news for the Godless ones! I shall celebrate by sacrificing a goat to our dark lord Satan.

hockeymom November 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Are you there, God, it’s me, Kay?

Monsieur Grumpe November 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm

America Fuck Yeah!

Alex Trebeks Girl November 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm

[re=165003]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: God(s) in the tank for Obama!

Juan McMaverick November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Good Bye Liz. Enjoy your Dill, Dole.

InKnockYouUs November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Tweety said someone was “potent as hell”.

Godot November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Thanks to Viagra, Bob Dole is saying the exact same thing.

OzoneTom November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Heh! Liddy’s got Pagan right where she wants her.

hrhkingfriday November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Hot Karl on fixnoze

Nathalie08 November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

NY yeahhhhhhh!

Blub November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

God seems to take that bearing false witness thing seriously. Smite, Smitten, Smote

Harvey Birdman November 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Buh bye, mean grandma.

Monsieur Grumpe November 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Anyone hear about the Coleman verse Frankin race?

Texan Bulldoggette November 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm

That’s okay. Bob can take some Viagra, swill a Pepsi & Liddy will be busy for … minutes. Even though I’m pretty sure she wanted this gig to keep her away from Bob.

dotdotdotdotdot November 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm

MSNBC: Arizona too close to call! HAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

smellyal8r November 4, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Well, I think we know that God has something against Bob Dole. I know I do.

brain meats November 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Go Go Godlessness Bring on that on the apocalypse hootenanny!

catamountgapblues November 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm

Now if we could just get rid of Burr…

23 Skidoo November 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm

The Jesse Helms Memorial Senate seat goes to a Dem… fantastic. This one’s for you, Harvey Gantt.

One Yield Regular November 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm

This is maybe the one time since he died that I’ve had any regret at all that Jerry Falwell was dead. I’d just love for him to see this.

mcfrady November 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm

no dole, and soon no bush holding a public office. free at last, free at last…great gawd almighty, we’re free at last!!!

WithMySFValues November 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

Am holding a seance in my living room right now … trying to contact Jesse Helms… Jesse, we have some news for you…

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